Jamie_B

Edit, ok works now. HA! That is great.

[quote name='Storm' date='Oct 10 2005, 03:27 PM']Got beat up by the cops? and you thought he hated our Govt before this [right][post="167013"][/post][/right][/quote] I was thinking the exact same thing.

Yeah this was a good one.

[quote name='BadassBengal' date='Aug 18 2005, 05:14 PM']you're too sexy to be banned [right][post="133303"][/post][/right][/quote]

Reading this thread has become murder on my braincells.... another.

[quote name='Cool JJ' date='Aug 18 2005, 04:51 PM']did we get Ray Ray in FA? [right][post="133268"][/post][/right][/quote] hmm I was sticking to the murder and not the murder tangent, but ok.

Were gonna murder the rest of the divison this year.... thats another.

BadassBengal once said, well ok a few times, he was gonna murder BJ... thats another one.

[quote name='Cool JJ' date='Aug 18 2005, 04:40 PM']Meat is murder.... and murder tast goood [right][post="133248"][/post][/right][/quote] Fur is murder.... did we cover that one?

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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 18 2005, 04:10 PM'][i]When Pollack gets his first sack... I want to see him do this dance [/i] [img]http://img52.exs.cx/img52/3554/supertroopers3ri.gif[/img] [right][post="133197"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

[quote name='BadassBengal' date='Aug 18 2005, 03:51 PM']I'm gonna kick your ass Simmons > anyone we have on D, BITCH. [right][post="133180"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://www.urban.ne.jp/home/ubik/cinema/godzilla3.jpg[/img]

[b]Memorandum: ** For the Office of the Secretary of the Army**[/b] [b][color="red"]Class:[/color] Super Duper Secret[/b] [b]Subject: Court Marshal and Detainment of one Homer_Rice[/b] Mr Secretary, I write to you today under the gravest of circumstances. One of our own, Homer_Rice, has been found to be leaking information to the public. As we both know this has caused major issues with our planning as well as the general moral of the common soldier who no longer believes that his fight can be fought with his position compromised. My recommendation is that we change our course of action and attack from another said location. As to Mr. Rice I recommend we hold him to the highest punishment after his due process and send him to Guantanamo Bay where he would spend the rest of his days making the new Cincinnati Bengals license plates. Thank you Mr. Secretary, Major General Jamie_B [b]** Addendum **[/b] Sir, I would also like to inform you of one BlackJesus, and his second in command jza123456789987654321, are also to be considered high risk candidates as well. Please be advised.

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 28 2005, 06:22 AM'][color="purple"]CLASS: TRIPLE SUPER SECRET / Times 3[/color] [color="red"]Igloo Soldiers of Hamas Agenda[/color] Al Ansar [img]http://tinypic.com/9ih9fm.jpg[/img] Memorandum From: Black Jesus, Commandante To: ClickaaKuuk Clockclonockdock , Inuit chief [b]Subj: Operation Squash Canucks[/b] Recent developments in the Greenland crisis present an opportunity massive casualties on Canuck forses which could reach double digits dessimating their entire force. [b]Goal[/b] 1) Assassinate Stanley Wilsons Dealer (Leader of Al Greenda, rival faction for Greenlandic supremacy) This should take place be luring him under the guise of free beer at the [i]Inuit Bar and Grill [/i] in Nuuk the capital. Then he should be drowned in the mens urinal and left on the floor in the mensroom. A note left on him should read "For those that support the imperialist Canucks or Danes, you shall wallow in piss, and smell of it as you face Allahs judgement" [b]Recommendations:[/b] The Igloo soldiers of Hamas is to report all of their findings to Commandante Black Jesus or his second in command Comrade Jza123456789987654321 1) Only 4 Men should enter the Inuit bar and grill, and should wear usual casual attire. All Ski masks should be left outside in a dug out snow patch as to not look inconspicuous. 2) If The men decide to utilize the lone Jukebox in Greenland at the Inuit Bar and Grill only Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville should be player, as it is a local favorite and will help blend the men in with the locals 3) At no time should any of the men speak to Mr Stanley Wilsons Dealer, He might notice our specific Eastern Greenlandic dialect, or he then might think you are following him into the John when we goes to piss. This may arise suspicion. 4) If food is ordered I recommend the local Walrus Tongue with Bloomin Onion (To die for) Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now. Remember the information in this report is extremely confidential, and at no time should any of it be given to a man named Karl Rove aka Turd Blossom or Fat Ass who might be employed by the enemy imperialists. [right][post="120590"][/post][/right][/quote] BJ you too speak too much, stand down solider.

[quote name='Homer_Rice' date='Jul 27 2005, 09:44 PM']CLASS: [b][color="red"]DOUBLE SUPER SECRET[/color][/b] [b]Kentucky Association of Big Old Operative Muzzleloaders[/b] Memorandum From: Gray N. Powder, President To: Cellum Goode, V.P Foreign Sales Subj: Operation Tundra Blizzard Recent developments around the Greenland crisis present an opportunity for KABOOM to improve market penetration into this growth industry: Military-Industrial Complex (SIC: 4T-YRS-D-Kline). Please form a tasking committee to pursue the following. [u]Goals[/u] 1) Loss-leader offers to encourage protracted business with all sides of the conflict. 2) Specialized and ongoing consultations to all parties emphasizing sympathetic concern for their cause. We, of course, are neutral in this conflict insofar as cash-flow is concerned, but precautions ought to be taken to preclude disclosure to clients with regard to other contacts. [u]Recommendations:[/u] The committee is to report their findings ASAP. Concurrent deployments of personnel pending further analysis should be: 1) Bjork (Granny) Smith to Denmark. Her ethic background and sales acumen ought to bear fruit. Password: ABBA-dabba-do. 2) Contact Possum Lodge and hire Harold Green. The women don't find him handsome, but they do think he is handy. He is our Canadian pointman. 3) Send a representative up Nightcrawler Hollow to inform Jim Bond that his services are required on the ground in Greenland. He is to establish contact with Al-Ansar Greenland and explore assymetrical means of collaboration. Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now. [right][post="120422"][/post][/right][/quote] Homer, you reveal too much sir.... I emplore you to stand down.

[quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 27 2005, 11:52 AM']Well, that was the joke on my part... I'm sure they follow international standards as to what defines a battalion. More importantly, the struggle continues. Through an effective media campaign waged by us at Al-Greenda, Canadian Retailers are announcing sweeping changes to products they stock. [img]http://www.tildas.com/images/Fruit%20Danish.JPG[/img] The above products will no longer be referred to as "Danish's" They will now be termed "Pastries with jam / jelly in the middle" or "Freedom Pastries" Take that you frikkin Danish bastards. Also, BJ, this campaign is being waged on behalf of the Inuit people. So your help while not required, is acknowledged. We hope that you and and your compatriots at Al-Ansar Greenland enjoy these yellow-tinted snowcones and yellow tinted ice cubes we're sending your way. Savour the flavour! [right][post="120133"][/post][/right][/quote] NO BLOOD FOR PASTRIES!!!!!!

[quote name='steggyD' date='Jul 26 2005, 04:00 PM'] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I love this post. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I'm behind you 100%. And to think, once global warming is in full effect, Greenland will have some very nice beaches. The real estate there will be expensive. Buy now, sell later. [right][post="119676"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] hmmm (calls a broker)

[quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 26 2005, 03:53 PM']Jamie, I don't really see what's so fucking funny. Right now the latest Canadian naval frigate is on it's way to Greenland. Trust me, those Danes are quaking in their boots. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_navy.jpg[/img] While, they may be prepared for a naval battle. They will truly be unprepared for the aerial bombardment from the Canadian airforce, with our new targeted firing systems. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_af.jpg[/img] And finally, our well trained, pro-active ground infantry will sweep all before them. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/infantry.jpg[/img] BACK THE FUCK OFF DENMARK! [right][post="119672"][/post][/right][/quote] OMG.... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Dont mess with a squirl's nutts!!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

Hmm begs the question will it go to Canada or the Independent Province of Quebec.

[quote]all 14 of them[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 06:02 PM'][i]Badass..... after you talk to your mom about the circumcision there is stil one more thing to talk to your dad about ...............[/i] [img]http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/black-baby-white-parents.jpg[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] [right][post="111271"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] That would explain the Steve Urkel thing.

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 05:50 PM'][i]Next time you both are eating hotdogs.....[/i] [img]http://whatsthatabout.com/link-sections/blogs/blogphotos/she-eating-hot-dog.jpg[/img] [right][post="111259"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Exactly just ask her why she got rid of you bun. Speaking of funny story... when I was a little kid around 4 I told my mom that I knew why boy's had a penius and girls didn't, I told her that they used the girls' penius for hotdogs.

Why am I being reminded of the South Park Episode about Ike's Briss?

[quote]Any chance a mod could move this mac discussion to a new thread and leave the help thread to itself?[/quote] I agree, because I could go on for DAYS as to why Apple failed when they had a chance to be the dominate OS and why they will still fail to that end. Also could you call the new thread "Microsoft Owns Apple, both Figuratively and Literally"