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  1. 1. Do the Bengals have the BEST helmet currently in the NFL?

    • Yes
      41
    • No (name)
      11
  2. 2. Do the Browns have the WORST helmet currently in the NFL?

    • Yes
      36
    • No (name)
      16


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[b]Apparently a plain orange helmet gets you in the top 10, and only placing the logo on 1 side gets you top honors [/b] :boring:


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[size="4"][u][b]Power Rankings: Top 10 NFL helmets[/b]
Bill Williamson
May, 17, 2011
ESPN.com [/u][/size]

As we continue our Power Rankings series, it’s time to look beyond the player and examine what’s wrapped around his head.

Let’s blow the lid off this NFL helmet caper, shall we?

The NFL helmet has long been an obsession. Whether it’s the unmistakable star of the Dallas Cowboys, the beyond-the-gridiron meaning in Pittsburgh or the great helmet–change fiasco in San Francisco in the early 1990s, the NFL has been all about the helmet. After all, in football, we don’t look at faces, we look at logos.

Come on, who hasn’t spent a Saturday afternoon feeding countless quarters into a gumball machine full of worthless plastic all in the name of getting a complete set of NFL helmets?

So, we put our artistic eyes together (with the courtesy of professional help) and came up with our top 10 NFL helmets. Consensus? No, not even close. In a 2011 Power Rankings record, 26 lids collected votes. Eye of the beholder, folks.

Interestingly, two of the six teams that got no lid love received kudos from our guest judge. I’d take her word over mine. You should see what I’m wearing right now. Think John Belushi in "Animal House." Then take it down a few notches.

We’ve had our battles this spring when it came to ranking players, coaches and owners, but this task has to be the most subjective of all. It’s vanilla or chocolate. Or, in this case, purple or red.

Still, there were several helmets -- traditional teams seemed to catch the imagination -- that received more votes than others.

Fittingly, the winning helmet is of a team that has been scoring big during this entire series: the Pittsburgh Steelers. The black helmet received 50 voting points, cruising to an easy win. Second-place Indianapolis, and its famous horseshoe, received 41 points.

[center][b][u]Ranking the Helmets[/u]

1. [img] http://assets.espn.go.com/i/teamlogos/nfl/sml/trans/pit.gif[/img] Pittsburgh Steelers
2. [img]http://assets.espn.go.com/i/teamlogos/nfl/sml/trans/ind.gif[/img] Indianapolis Colts
3. [img]http://assets.espn.go.com/i/teamlogos/nfl/sml/trans/oak.gif[/img] Oakland Raiders
4. Green Bay Packers
5. San Diego Chargers
6. Dallas Cowboys
7. Minnesota Vikings
8. Cleveland Browns
9. Chicago Bears
10. Miami Dolphins [/b][/center]

[center][i]Ranking the Helmets: How They Voted
Rk Helmets Tot
JC TG PK MS KS JW BW PY
1 Steelers 2 -- 2 4 -- 1 5 2 50
2 Colts 5 7 5 1 6 -- -- 1 41
3 Raiders 1 -- 8 2 -- 3 1 -- 40
4 Packers 3 -- 7 6 2 -- 6 3 39
5 Chargers 4 -- 1 3 5 4 -- -- 38
6 Cowboys -- 1 9 7 7 2 4 -- 36
7 Vikings 6 5 4 -- 10 -- 8 -- 22
8 Browns -- 3 6 -- 3 -- -- -- 21
9 Bears -- 6 -- 8 1 -- -- -- 18
10 Dolphins 8 -- -- -- -- 10 3 6 17
Others Receiving Votes
11 Saints -- 2 -- -- -- -- -- 4 16
12 Chiefs 7 9 3 -- -- -- -- -- 14
13 Rams 10 8 -- 5 -- -- 9 -- 12
14 Jets -- -- -- 9 -- -- 2 -- 11
15 Broncos -- -- -- -- -- 5 7 -- 10
15 Giants 9 10 -- 10 -- -- -- 5 10
17 Eagles -- -- -- -- 4 9 -- -- 9
17 Lions -- 4 -- -- 9 -- -- -- 9
19 Buccaneers -- -- 10 -- -- -- -- 7 5
19 Seahawks -- -- -- -- -- 6 -- -- 5
21 Redskins -- -- -- -- -- 7 -- -- 4
22 Bills -- -- -- -- -- -- 10 9 3
22 Panthers -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 8 3
22 Ravens -- -- -- -- 8 -- -- -- 3
22 Patriots -- -- -- -- -- 8 -- -- 3
26 Jaguars -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 10 1

Key: JC=John Clayton; MS=Mike Sando; KS=Kevin Seifert; PY=Pat Yasinskas; TG=Tim Graham;
BW=Bill Williamson; JW=James Walker; PK=Paul Kuharsky
Rank: 1=10 points, 2=9 points, 3=8 points, 4=7 points, 5=6 points, etc. [/i][/center]

AFC North blogger James Walker was the only person to vote for the Steelers, who received top-10 votes from six of eight voters, as the No. 1 helmet. Only NFC North blogger Kevin Seifert (he received big-league redemption -- we’ll explain later) and AFC East blogger Tim Graham shunned the Steelers.

Walker explained that it was fitting for the Steelers’ helmet to win because it represents a gritty, historic city.

“Most helmets have a mascot or the team’s name or initials, but Pittsburgh’s helmet actually has in-depth meaning,” Walker said. “The colors of the diamond shapes each represent elements of steel, which was once a major industry in Pittsburgh. Also, Pittsburgh is the only NFL team with its helmet logo on one side. I think the uniqueness and tradition helps separate the Steelers.”

Here’s the rest of the top-10 list after the Steelers and Colts: Oakland Raiders (my first-place vote -- just look cool, baby), Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers, Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings, Cleveland Browns, Chicago Bears and Miami Dolphins.

Below are some key aspects of the vote:

Another Perspective
Former "Project Runway" contestant Peach Carr was an honorary voter this week to accessorize our fashion-senseless voters. Here's her take on top 10 NFL helmets:

1. Chicago: I am biased ... was born and raised in Chicago. Proof that orange really is the "new pink."

2. San Francisco: The touch of red pairs perfectly with some Louboutin pumps.

3. St. Louis: Polka dots ... a huge hit this fall.

4. Tampa Bay: Skulls + heavy metal = Punk Couture ... a fashion "do."

5. Washington: Feathers ... still a hot trend!

6. Houston: Patriotism is "IN."

7. Minnesota: Will look hip with white bell-bottom jeans.

8. New York Jets: "Going Green" is always fashionable.

9. Philadelphia: This wing design would be slimming on everyone!

10. Indianapolis: Accessorizing with a classic shoe is always chic.

Walking the Runway: We are thrilled to have a celebrity presence this week. Former "Project Runway" contestant Peach Carr, a successful Chicago fashion designer and self-professed sports nut, lent her expertise this week.

Predictably, her opinion differed greatly from many of us slouches. Hey, sportswriters are rarely accused of being spiffy, snappy, hip or even presentable, so what do you expect?

The most telling of Carr’s selections was her choice of the San Francisco 49ers at No. 2. They were among the six teams shut out by the rest of us. I’d listen to the Peach, San Francisco.

Carr went with the hometown Bears as her top choice. The Bears finished ninth in our poll. Major fashion buttons to Seifert. He was the only voter to agree with the professional. Reached for comment, Seifert had this to say: “Yesssssss.”

Well said, Mr. Blackwell.

Carr placed the Houston Texans as her No. 6 helmet. It was also one of the six helmets the rest of us neglected.

You made it work, Peach. Auf Wiedersehen to the rest of us.

The Lone Vote State: In an upset, the Cowboys’ helmet finished sixth. Graham was the lone blogger to vote Dallas’ helmet first.

“I was shocked to see nobody else put the Cowboys at the top of their ballots,” Graham said. “That helmet is the most iconic of them all. The lone blue star is known immediately by grandmothers who never watch football. It's a classic look that strikes you whether you're watching from the stands or at home. There's no tiny print to read, no cluttered symbols to decipher. You see it, you know it. And it likely conjures a visceral reaction whether you're a fan or not.”

Going traditional: In addition to the 49ers and Texans, the Tennessee Titans, Cincinnati Bengals, Atlanta Falcons and Arizona Cardinals were the only teams shut out by the eight voters. The 49ers are the only team in the group that has a history-rich franchise. However, the top 10 is dominated by tradition-rich teams.

NFC West blogger Mike Sando saw a trend.

“My thought is that success helps a brand become appealing in a lot of cases,” Sando said. “Would the Steelers' helmet really rank first if the team had tanked every year? I do not think so. Look at the Colts, Raiders, Packers, Cowboys, Browns ... all have storied histories.”

Kicking it old school: If the “throwback” helmets were allowed in the voting, I bet things would be different. My prized possession (probably says more about my collection of stuff than my sentiment) is my complete set of NFL throwback mini helmets. It is proudly displayed in my office.

There are some beauties in that collection. That’s one of the reasons I went with the New York Jets' helmet as my No. 2 choice. I like the old-style look. My favorite helmet of all time is the old-school New England Patriots helmet. I love me some Patriot Pat and couldn’t get enough of watching the Patriots when the league honored the AFL in 2009.

Put your thinking helmet on. What do you think is the most fashionable helmet in the NFL? Fill the comments section below with your thoughts.[/quote]

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/27488/power-rankings-top-10-nfl-helmets


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[size="4"][color="#FF8C00"][b]So what's your top 10 ? [/b][/color][/size]

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[b][size="5"][u]The BlackJesus TOP 10 Helmets (current)[/u][/size]


1. Bengals

2. Rams

3. Eagles

4. Chargers

5. Vikings

6. Seahawks

7. Redskins

8. Packers

9. Dolphins

10. Jets [/b]


[i]* I prefer the teams who have a logo that runs off the helmet, not just a centered logo.[/i]
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[b][size="4"][u]The BlackJesus TOP 10 Helmets (all time)[/u][/size]


1. Current Bengals

2. Old Patriots hiking ball

3. Old Chargers with bolt & #

4. Old Broncos with squiggly donkey

5. Old Jets with Plane

6. Old Bucs with knife in mouth gay pirate

7. Redskins retro with spear

8. brown Broncos helmet with #

9. Old Broncos with D

10. Dallas Texans with Map [/b]
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[size="6"]3 best NFL logos of all time[/size]


[size="5"]1.[/size] [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/2011/OldBengalLogo.gif[/IMG]

[size="5"]2.[/size] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AXhWXW1FFeA/TBIWHxXw4II/AAAAAAAAIdM/KfHqZosBJsw/s1600/broncos.jpg[/img]

[size="5"]3.[/size] [img]http://api.ning.com/files/DG3FIoClokxSPHac-8dfDK0lN8PD*wWt6sAqIQRRbXveMhwyZ9qhX5Snx31y6I*xVmt7FUM6Vr6VWLSwQ*05tKoap-if4WZL/old_patriots_logo_retro.jpg[/img]
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The bengals are by far the most unique of all the current ones. I dont know how you dont put them in the top 10 on creativity alone. 75 percent of the other ones are the same. Stripe down the center and logos on both sides. If you are gonna give the steelers credit for only having the logo on one side you should give the bengals credit for not having a logo but stripes like the mascot they are based off of.
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The new Buccaneer uniforms are the best in the NFL. Their helmet is awesome.

Also, about a month ago I bought me a retro Buccs t-shirt with the buccaneer dude on it. It looks sweet.

[quote name='fredtoast' timestamp='1305690692' post='993226']
Anyone notice that the current Pats helmet features Elvis?
[/quote]
Joke I don't understand?
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Right, BJ. A plain orange helmet is top 10, but an orange helmet with black tiger stripes is bottom 5, probably last knowing those haters. I have to admit, painfully, that the stealers would possibly slip into the top 10. I've never had a problem with their helmets, just the douche bag heads that squeeze into them. But #1 is ridiculous.

Homer answer - Bengals #1

Non-Homer answer - Top 2 or 3. I always liked the Jaguars, Rams, Chargers and Dolphins. Patriots, new and old, especiaaly new, should be scraping the bottom. Browns have to be the worst, It should be obvious that a plain, solid color should be worst. The Rams and Bengals should be Top 5 for having a pattern.
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[quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305718938' post='993236']


Joke I don't understand?
[/quote]


Not a joke. The "patriot" on the side of their helmets looks just like Elvis. It even has the sideburns.



BTW why doesn't the "multiquote" function work? What am I doing wrong?
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[quote name='BlackJesus' timestamp='1305675258' post='993159']
[b]Ironically, I think many of the retro helmets are better than the current ones ...[/b]

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I love these old ones.. Hell I think most of them are better..

The old Bucs helmet is my fovorite of all time... The old Rams is sweet too...

1. Old Bucs
2. New Bengals
3. Old Patriots
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[quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305724516' post='993261']
The old Bengals, though cool for a throwback game, sucks ass. Very boring - on par with the old Giants.
[/quote]

I think the one and only Throwback Game we ever wore those things at...was in '93 or '94. And that was only because the league mandated one game for it, as part of some anniversary. I was at that game...and we played the Pats in their old duds.
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At least the FANS think our helmets are ok. Here is the current vote at ESPN:


[b]Rank 'Em: NFL helmets[/b]
[list][i][i](#1 Votes)[/i][i]Points[/i][/i] [*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 1 [b] Chargers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (2,941) [/i] [i] 1,062,582 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 2 [b] Packers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (5,132) [/i] [i] 1,024,713 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 3 [b] Steelers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (4,429) [/i] [i] 923,281 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 4 [b] Falcons [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,584) [/i] [i] 918,857 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 5 [b] Cowboys [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (4,425) [/i] [i] 905,153 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 6 [b] Eagles [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,816) [/i] [i] 904,356 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 7 [b] Rams [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,889) [/i] [i] 893,968 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 8 [b] Raiders [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (3,068) [/i] [i] 890,668 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 9 [b] Broncos [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (2,207) [/i] [i] 880,426 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 10 [b] Colts [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,201) [/i] [i] 858,832 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 11 [b] Saints [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,479) [/i] [i] 855,939 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 12 [b] Bears [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (2,508) [/i] [i] 854,905 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 13 [b] Bengals [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (3,306) [/i] [i] 854,206 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 14 [b] 49ers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,702) [/i] [i] 824,405 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 15 [b] Buccaneers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,202) [/i] [i] 820,878 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 16 [b] Vikings [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,876) [/i] [i] 798,404 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 17 [b] Texans [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,164) [/i] [i] 755,008 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 18 [b] Ravens [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (910) [/i] [i] 730,083 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 19 [b] Lions [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,300) [/i] [i] 728,803 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 20 [b] Giants [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,181) [/i] [i] 723,428 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 21 [b] Chiefs [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (880) [/i] [i] 718,225 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 22 [b] Redskins [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,252) [/i] [i] 712,277 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 23 [b] Patriots [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (1,748) [/i] [i] 711,600 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 24 [b] Dolphins [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (966) [/i] [i] 706,548 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 25 [b] Bills [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (834) [/i] [i] 687,273 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 26 [b] Jets [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (670) [/i] [i] 643,932 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 27 [b] Seahawks [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (938) [/i] [i] 635,425 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 28 [b] Jaguars [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (447) [/i] [i] 601,992 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 29 [b] Browns [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (2,182) [/i] [i] 591,103 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 30 [b] Panthers [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (549) [/i] [i] 574,906 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 31 [b] Cardinals [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (239) [/i] [i] 550,426 [/i][*] [url="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=1107#"] 32 [b] Titans [img]http://a.espncdn.com/sportsnation/listranker/NFL/info.png[/img] [/b] [/url] [i] (510) [/i] [i] 538,013 [/i][/list]
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If the Bengals had the Steelers' helmet, everyone at ESPN would say its because Mike Brown is too cheap to buy a decal for both sides.

Plus its a copy of US Steel's logo. I look forward to the Falcon's "Coke is It!" Helmets debuting soon.
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[quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305724516' post='993261']
The old Bengals, though cool for a throwback game, sucks ass. Very boring - on par with the old Giants.
[/quote]

Also far too close to the Brown's unis for my taste. Give me stripes or give me death!
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