MichaelWeston Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Well I see Giant Douche has entered the race, now we wait for turd sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Ted Cruz has the most punchable face in politics. Well, except penis McTurtleface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Him and Paul Ryan, oh and Scott Walker. I'd love to punch all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Republicans trying to guarantee Hillary will be the first woman president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 He looks like Bill Murray's douchey younger brother. He was born in Canada. Think there will be a "birther" movement? Yeah me neither. But seriously he was born in Canada. His father was a native-born Cuban who did not obtain U.S. citizenship until long after the birth of Cruz. Yet Cruz is against immigration. How is that even possible? Oh yeah, Tea Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 That and he's about to sign up for Obamacare now that his wife is taking a leave of absence from her job and he needs health insurance. He isn't legally required to get Obamacare, just legally required to have some form of health insurance so he could get private coverage, he can afford private coverage, and he is signing up for Obamacare.... the same Obamacare that he wants to repeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Skins Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 That and he's about to sign up for Obamacare now that his wife is taking a leave of absence from her job and he needs health insurance. He isn't legally required to get Obamacare, just legally required to have some form of health insurance so he could get private coverage, he can afford private coverage, and he is signing up for Obamacare.... the same Obamacare that he wants to repeal. LOL! The courts have held up Obamacare, how can he (if he wins) repeal it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 convince congress to pass a bill that undoes it, then he must sign it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyeJ55o3El0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 You guys seen that cat that walks on its hind legs? It's real funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 LOL! The courts have held up Obamacare, how can he (if he wins) repeal it? Get a Republican congress that wants to do that and he can sign it into law repealing it. The courts have only determined it is legal not that it has to to be the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|kennethmw| Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Get a Republican congress that wants to do that and he can sign it into law repealing it. The courts have only determined it is legal not that it has to to be the law. If he or any republican becomes president we've got a bigger problem than just repealing The ACA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 If he or any republican becomes president we've got a bigger problem than just repealing The ACA. Part of me wants it to happen and for things to fall apart so I can say I told you so. Part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 = Ted Cruz running for President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|OneHeartBeat| Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'll reserve the right to change my mind once the other candidates announce. As for now......go Ted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'll reserve the right to change my mind once the other candidates announce. As for now......go Ted! He's not a natural US citizen. Also his name isn't Ted, it's Rafael. Like the Ninja Turtle but with an F as in forgetaboutit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 If he or any republican becomes president we've got a bigger problem than just repealing The ACA. Yeah, and that problem is called "It just doesn't fucking matter which corporate whore is elected". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|kennethmw| Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Yeah, and that problem is called "It just doesn't fucking matter which corporate whore is elected". And if you truly believe that, you're delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 That walking cat video hypnotized me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 That walking cat video hypnotized me. I'd vote for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Disturbed Man tries to get into the White House Photograph by Alex Wong / Getty WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A disturbed Canadian man wants to try to get into the White House, according to reports. The man, who was born in Calgary before drifting to Texas, has been spotted in Washington, D.C. in recent years exhibiting erratic behavior, sources said. In 2013, he gained entry to the United States Senate and was heard quoting incoherently from a children’s book before he was finally subdued. More recently, he was heard ranting about a plan to dismantle large components of the federal government, such as the Internal Revenue Service and the nation’s health-care program. Despite a record of such bizarre episodes and unhinged utterances, observers expressed little concern about his plans to get into the White House, calling them “delusional.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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