Jump to content

Flex the Stooges Game?


Recommended Posts

Last night at dinner, someone brought up the possibility of the 8:30 game with the Squeels being flexed until earlier.  Outside of the possible Wrestlemania rematch of the playoff debacle there won't be a boatload of playoff implications.  Can that game be flexed?  Not sure of the rules.  If so, whom do you think looks like a likely paring to flex it with?  Patriots and Broncos?  Possibly Eagles and Buzzards and bill it as "The Battle of the Pennsyltucky Birds."

Would you be in favor/OK with it?  Personally, I would be very OK with it so I wouldn't have to freeze my ass off in the stands in the middle of December then take my life in my hands driving home with all the drunken inbreds on I-71 with the welfare Cadillacs with only one headlight.  If that.

 

1:00PM ET

PACKERS AT BEARS

BUCCANEERS AT COWBOYS

JAGUARS AT TEXANS

BROWNS AT BILLS

EAGLES AT RAVENS

TITANS AT CHIEFS

LIONS AT GIANTS

COLTS AT VIKINGS

  

4:05PM ET

SAINTS AT CARDINALS

49ERS AT FALCONS

  

4:25PM ET

PATRIOTS AT BRONCOS

RAIDERS AT CHARGERS

  

8:30PM ET

Stealers AT BENGALS

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 hours ago, High School Harry said:

Another HUGE benefit would be most of the Splooger fans coming in wouldn't realize the game had been flexed and get there after it was over.

 BWAA HAAA HAA!

no :ph34r:

Since most of them live locally, they might only miss the first half.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 hours ago, High School Harry said:

Another HUGE benefit would be most of the Splooger fans coming in wouldn't realize the game had been flexed and get there after it was over.

 BWAA HAAA HAA!

no :ph34r:

Unfortunately, they'll show up at PBS at the break of dawn since they have no life.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I hope they flex it.  Otherwise, it's a three-hour national television showcase highlighting how bad the 2016 Bengals are.  The fewer people that are aware of this trainwreck, the better.  This team needs to just slide under the radar as much as possible, and hope that the new coaching staff and new kicker can bring better things next year.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What about the Texans game on NFL Network at 8:25 PM on Christmas Eve? Is that a game that is a candidate to get flexed, or is that locked in? I'd really rather that game is played during the day with the other games so the Bengals don't spoil Christmas Eve. It's supposed to be a silent night of peace, not an agonizing night born of frustration.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Michigan Muskie said:

What about the Texans game on NFL Network at 8:25 PM on Christmas Eve? Is that a game that is a candidate to get flexed, or is that locked in? I'd really rather that game is played during the day with the other games so the Bengals don't spoil Christmas Eve. It's supposed to be a silent night of peace, not an agonizing night born of frustration.

Its away and I'm not paying for a ticket so meh.  Give me a great excuse to skip out early on some of the fa-la-la-la-la fol-de-rol, anyway, and that's a good thing.

Hum Bug, Dey!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yesterday evening I went to Belterra casino to use a coupon I had for a free buffet.  Free is my favorite flavor.  700 Sports Talk live was broadcasting from the  bar with Lance, that other guy whose man love for Luke Kelchy is the love that dares not speak its name and ... Andy Dalton.  Not only did I get to see Andy Dalton but that also covers the board rule that Andy Dalton must be mentioned at least once in every thread and I have mentioned Andy Dalton four times in this post.  Anyway, I asked Lance off the air what he thought the chances were of the Sploogers game being fixed, I mean, flexed and he said it probably would be.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, High School Harry said:

Yesterday evening I went to Belterra casino to use a coupon I had for a free buffet.  Free is my favorite flavor.  700 Sports Talk live was broadcasting from the  bar with Lance, that other guy whose man love for Luke Kelchy is the love that dares not speak its name and ... Andy Dalton.  Not only did I get to see Andy Dalton but that also covers the board rule that Andy Dalton must be mentioned at least once in every thread and I have mentioned Andy Dalton four times in this post.  Anyway, I asked Lance off the air what he thought the chances were of the Sploogers game being fixed, I mean, flexed and he said it probably would be.

Did you punch Lance in the face for me?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, saphead said:

Yeah I don't need to hear Douchensworth ragging the Bengals and slurping the stoolers cock all night.

I vowed after the last two games where the officiating played a major role that I will not watch the next game. I will DVR it and watch it later if there are no reports of ass raping by the refs. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 hours ago, Michigan Muskie said:

What about the Texans game on NFL Network at 8:25 PM on Christmas Eve? Is that a game that is a candidate to get flexed, or is that locked in? I'd really rather that game is played during the day with the other games so the Bengals don't spoil Christmas Eve. It's supposed to be a silent night of peace, not an agonizing night born of frustration.

That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

19 minutes ago, High School Harry said:

They're there every Thursday evening and he is a weird looking dude.  A true face and wardrobe made for radio.  Kind of like Jabba the Hutt with horn rim glasses.

But Jabba's voice is less annoying than his.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Hooky said:

But Jabba's voice is less annoying than his.

Yeah, make that Blabba the Hutt.

35 minutes ago, saphead said:

Lance has a weird speech impediment where he makes the 'sh' sound for 's' about 80% of the time. 

Drives me fucking nuts. 

 

Its called a bilateral side lisp.  Think of Sylvester the Cat saying "sufferin' succotash".  And I never noticed it.  Its just that he goes on and on and on like he just saw his first bare naked lady excited.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...