You better watch out, you better not cry

[MULLY]

Hey, each and every one of you know the hate that boils in my heart for the Stealers. I'd rather shoot myself in the face than say something nice about them but you gotta give the devil his due. Those fucking bastards are sitting way at the end of the list of the wild card spots. We drop these next 2 and they grab their next 2, which one of those is us, and they move ahead of us right quick and easy. Say what you want and be the homer that you are but I'm not countin' those dirty sonsabitches out just yet. If we lose next week and they win I'm going to be ready to kill myself. Also, with their historical record of coming back they scare the piss right outta me. I won't feel content about being ahead of them until their name is erased from the list. If, by some grace of Satan, they overtake us in this wildcard race we'll never hear the end of it. Think those cock sucking stealer trolls are bad now? Jesus. I can live with not getting into the playoffs if things work out that way. Marvin has brought this team along at a breakneck pace and I know in my heart that good things are on their way. I can deal with it this year if we end up with just a winning season. But if those Stealer cocksuckers get in I'll be fucking boiling.
MULLY

[Guest Bengals1181]

you have nothing to worry about. The Ravens will bitchslap them all over the field next week.


And bite your tongue for even thinking it!

[Guest WhoDeyForever]

Stop bein such a pussy Mully

[Actium]

Nothing wrong with spelling out worst case scenarios. Let us pray that it never comes to pass--nay, let us take action so that it never comes to pass. Win at denver and against the Carnegie Cads and interdict their resurgence.

[Guest BlackJesus]

[center][img]http://www.ibiblio.org/dbarberi/papers/chats/irc-sex/ohno.gif[/img]



[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/37.gif[/img] [/center]

[MULLY]

[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='410577' date='Dec 19 2006, 02:30 PM']Stop bein such a pussy Mully[/quote]

Yeah, what was it last season? No one expected them to win their last 5 or 6 games and make the playoffs and that's exactly what they did. Those fuckers are dangerous. I hate them with all that I am but I'm not stupid enough to count them out at this point in time. Hey, if the Ravens clean their clock next week I'll be a happy camper. But let's not forget that the Ravens/Stoolsample game is a division game. I honestly have no idea how Piss Stain plays other division teams but they're always tough on us. As long as their name is on the list I won't be happy.
MULLY

[MULLY]

[quote name='BlackJesus' post='410608' date='Dec 19 2006, 02:46 PM'][center][img]http://www.ibiblio.org/dbarberi/papers/chats/irc-sex/ohno.gif[/img]
[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/37.gif[/img] [/center][/quote]


Yeah, if my scenario plays out then you owe me one, big fella.
MULLY

[Guest BlackJesus]

[center][b]Fuck the stealers .... I can't even believe some think this is a possibility ....

So here is a picture of a midget instead ....


[img]http://www.l8k.com.ar/blog/hello/1233619/750/IMG_2817-2005.11.05-16.23.51.jpg[/img][/b][/center]

[Guest ONYX]

Mully, come on man.

where's the faith? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//33.gif[/img]

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='BlackJesus' post='410617' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:50 AM'][center][b]Fuck the stealers .... I can't even believe some think this is a possibility ....

So here is a picture of a midget instead ....
[img]http://www.l8k.com.ar/blog/hello/1233619/750/IMG_2817-2005.11.05-16.23.51.jpg[/img][/b][/center][/quote]

Is it just me, because that midget looks like she has a nice rack.

[Guest LeakyBengal]

Good for you Mully. Glad to see you aren't one with orange blinders.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='LeakyBengal' post='410624' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:52 AM']Good for you Mully. Glad to see you aren't one with orange blinders.[/quote]

BTW, the SEC sucks ass.

[-GoBengals-]

[quote name='LeakyBengal' post='410624' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:52 AM']Good for you Mully. Glad to see you aren't one with orange blinders.[/quote]

orange blinder? cmon, its so fucking unlikely it is nearly impossible, they play the rats and then us, not the vikings, packers, lions and sycamore high school scout team like last year. 3 teams have to TANK for the steelres to even have a chance, both us AND the broncos cant lose out, so one of us is a lock for the playoffs, leaving the jets and jacksonville, the lets play scrimmage games against thier own cheerleaders to finish the season, and jacksonville owns the tie breaker since they beat pitt, so jax and the jets have to lose out, the steelres must win out, and we or the broncos must lose out as well...

survey says: not a fucking chance.

[MULLY]

Yeah, and there wasn't a chance in hell that we'd lose to Tampa Bay. And there wasn't a chance in hell that we'd lose to the Falcons. And there wasn't a chance in hell we'd lost a game that we put 41 points on the board. There's always a chance. Stranger things have happened. It may be far fetched and damn near impossible but as long as their name is on that list they are still surviving and I'm not going to be the one to count them out.

I've followed the Bengals since a lot of people on this board were in diapers and I've seen a lot of weird shit happen. You telling me with a defense like ours you think we're just going to walk into Denver and whoop their ass? After a performance like today? Then you expect that same defense to stop the Shitbags from Pissburgh after we embarassed them by beating them in their own house? That's wearing orange blinders if you ask me. The only impossiblity of this entire thing is the Bengals and Broncos losing out because we have to play each other and one of us is going to win. If that was the only scenario that keeps Pissburgh alive then their name wouldn't be on the list and it still is.

All of my faith is in my Bengals though.
MULLY

[SINcinnati513]

[quote name='GoBengals' post='410638' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:59 AM']orange blinder? cmon, its so fucking unlikely it is nearly impossible, they play the rats and then us, not the vikings, packers, lions and sycamore high school scout team like last year. 3 teams have to TANK for the steelres to even have a chance, both us AND the broncos cant lose out, so one of us is a lock for the playoffs, leaving the jets and jacksonville, the lets play scrimmage games against thier own cheerleaders to finish the season, and jacksonville owns the tie breaker since they beat pitt, so jax and the jets have to lose out, the steelres must win out, and we or the broncos must lose out as well...

survey says: not a fucking chance.[/quote]


I know it's not likely that they will make the playoffs. But everyone acts like we're sure to beat them. They've only lost one more game than us. And it's not like we actually mandhandled them the first time around this season. I don't know why everyone is writing pissburgh off, but it is detrimental that we beat them to secure our playoff spot.

[TheBZ]

[quote name='ONYX' post='410622' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:51 AM']Is it just me, because that midget looks like she has a nice rack. [/quote]

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who got turned on.

(Googles for midget porn, hoping that tomorrow the loss still holds up as an 'excuse')










[No ninja here.]

BZ

[MULLY]

[quote name='SINcinnati513' post='410655' date='Dec 19 2006, 03:12 PM']I know it's not likely that they will make the playoffs. But everyone acts like we're sure to beat them. They've only lost one more game than us. And it's not like we actually mandhandled them the first time around this season. I don't know why everyone is writing pissburgh off, but it is detrimental that we beat them to secure our playoff spot.[/quote]

Exactly my point in all of this. I seriously doubt that they will do anything but to sit here and say "Yeah, they're done" is really big headed. Especially, as you pointed out, they've only lost one more than us. All I'm trying to say is as long as their name is on that list we should watch out for them. The Bengals defense, from what little I saw this morning, played like a bunch of little girls. If they continue to play like that then we better keep our eyes on those ass hats from Pissburgh. Of course we have no control over what they do next week. It would be extremely naive to say that we're going to wipe the floor with them on NYE. Also, as long as they are in the race that game gets even more chance of becoming a prime time game.

Also, let me say again that I can live with the Bengals not making the post season if that's what transpires. Of course I want them in the playoffs but I can be happy with just another winning season under our belts. God knows this season had so many ups and downs that it's been a great fucking ride all the way. But, I can deal with not making post season play. What I can not deal with is if us not making the post season means that the Stoolsamples do. Fuck that. I'll be ready to jump off a fucking bridge if that happens.
MULLY

[-Dan_Bengals_FL-]

Stop treating the Steelers like they are the best thing since sliced bread. Get the fear out of your head. Who gives a flying fuck about the Steelers. We already beat them in their house this year and we will beat them again in our house this year. Give yourself a real playoff team to worry about like the Chargers or the Colts. Fuck Pittsburgh, stop living off last year.

[MULLY]

[quote name='Dan_Bengals_NJ' post='410674' date='Dec 19 2006, 05:24 PM']Stop treating the stealers like they are the best thing since sliced bread. Get the fear out of your head. Who gives a flying fuck about the stealers. We already beat them in their house this year and we will beat them again in our house this year. Give yourself a real playoff team to worry about like the Chargers or the Colts. Fuck pissburgh, stop living off last year.[/quote]

Doesn't matter worrying about the Chargers or Colts now. They've already put their boot in our eye. All I have to be concerned about now is the AFC North. The shit heels are 1 game behind us. Do you realize that? Only 1 game. Let's say, for shits n' giggles sake, that they beat the Ravens next week and we lose to Denver. That puts us at 8-7...what? Wait a second, that would put them at 8-7 too. If that happens, which you're too much of a homer if you think the Broncos can't win in their own stadium against our defense, then are you still going to say that the stealers don't matter? That makes that NYE game a fucking fighter. I've been following the Bengals waaayy too long to say that a division game against the Stoolsamples, with playoff chances on the line, is going to be a walk in the park. Face it, anytime we play the Stools or the Browns it's usually a tough game....regardless of how shitty they're doing. Even if the Stools have zero possbilities for post season play they can still knock us out if things go bad for us next week and good for them.
MULLY
Let us not forget that the Ravens have clinched the division and won't be wanting to get anyone hurt these last 2 weeks. Especially against those dirty cocksmoking Stealers.

[Hooky]

[quote name='Fulcher_33' post='410679' date='Dec 19 2006, 04:23 AM']Doesn't matter worrying about the Chargers or Colts now. They've already put their boot in our eye. All I have to be concerned about now is the AFC North. The shit heels are 1 game behind us. Do you realize that? Only 1 game. Let's say, for shits n' giggles sake, that they beat the Ravens next week and we lose to Denver. That puts us at 8-7...what? Wait a second, that would put them at 8-7 too. If that happens, which you're too much of a homer if you think the Broncos can't win in their own stadium against our defense, then are you still going to say that the stealers don't matter? That makes that NYE game a fucking fighter. I've been following the Bengals waaayy too long to say that a division game against the Stoolsamples, with playoff chances on the line, is going to be a walk in the park. Face it, anytime we play the Stools or the Browns it's usually a tough game....regardless of how shitty they're doing. Even if the Stools have zero possbilities for post season play they can still knock us out if things go bad for us next week and good for them.
MULLY
Let us not forget that the Ravens have clinched the division and won't be wanting to get anyone hurt these last 2 weeks. Especially against those dirty cocksmoking Stealers.[/quote]

1. As Go pointed out, even if the stealers finish with a better record than the Bengals, they still won't get in the playoffs.

2. I was going to start a thread warning about an inevitable attack of the stealer trolls. Only to find out that Mully put the cheese out. Don't feed the trolls!!!!!

[phillybengal]

I've been saying that for a couple of weeks. I will not be happy until they have their 8th loss.

[New Jersey Bengal]

[quote name='Fulcher_33' post='410679' date='Dec 19 2006, 04:23 AM']Doesn't matter worrying about the Chargers or Colts now. They've already put their boot in our eye. All I have to be concerned about now is the AFC North. The shit heels are 1 game behind us. Do you realize that? Only 1 game. Let's say, for shits n' giggles sake, that they beat the Ravens next week and we lose to Denver. That puts us at 8-7...what? Wait a second, that would put them at 8-7 too. If that happens, which you're too much of a homer if you think the Broncos can't win in their own stadium against our defense, then are you still going to say that the stealers don't matter? That makes that NYE game a fucking fighter. I've been following the Bengals waaayy too long to say that a division game against the Stoolsamples, with playoff chances on the line, is going to be a walk in the park. Face it, anytime we play the Stools or the Browns it's usually a tough game....regardless of how shitty they're doing. Even if the Stools have zero possbilities for post season play they can still knock us out if things go bad for us next week and good for them.
MULLY
Let us not forget that the Ravens have clinched the division and won't be wanting to get anyone hurt these last 2 weeks. Especially against those dirty cocksmoking Stealers.[/quote]
[b]Forget the stealers..They are not making the playoffs...The Jets have to lose to the raiders for that to happen...Forget it!![/b]

[RASCAL]

[quote name='Fulcher_33' post='410679' date='Dec 19 2006, 04:23 AM']Doesn't matter worrying about the Chargers or Colts now. They've already put their boot in our eye. All I have to be concerned about now is the AFC North. The shit heels are 1 game behind us. Do you realize that? Only 1 game. Let's say, for shits n' giggles sake, that they beat the Ravens next week and we lose to Denver. That puts us at 8-7...what? Wait a second, that would put them at 8-7 too. If that happens, which you're too much of a homer if you think the Broncos can't win in their own stadium against our defense, then are you still going to say that the stealers don't matter? That makes that NYE game a fucking fighter. I've been following the Bengals waaayy too long to say that a division game against the Stoolsamples, with playoff chances on the line, is going to be a walk in the park. Face it, anytime we play the Stools or the Browns it's usually a tough game....regardless of how shitty they're doing. Even if the Stools have zero possbilities for post season play they can still knock us out if things go bad for us next week and good for them.
MULLY
Let us not forget that the Ravens have clinched the division and won't be wanting to get anyone hurt these last 2 weeks. Especially against those dirty cocksmoking Stealers.[/quote]
I just wonder since the ratbirds already have the division and sowed up they're playoff spot, will the ratbirds sit all their starters against pissburg?

[MULLY]

[quote]MULLY wrote:
Doesn't matter worrying about the Chargers or Colts now. They've already put their boot in our eye. All I have to be concerned about now is the AFC North. The shit heels are 1 game behind us. Do you realize that? Only 1 game. Let's say, for shits n' giggles sake, that they beat the Ravens next week and we lose to Denver. That puts us at 8-7...what? Wait a second, that would put them at 8-7 too. If that happens, which you're too much of a homer if you think the Broncos can't win in their own stadium against our defense, then are you still going to say that the stealers don't matter? That makes that NYE game a fucking fighter. I've been following the Bengals waaayy too long to say that a division game against the Stoolsamples, with playoff chances on the line, is going to be a walk in the park. Face it, anytime we play the Stools or the Browns it's usually a tough game....regardless of how shitty they're doing. [b]Even if the Stools have zero possbilities for post season play they can still knock us out if things go bad for us next week and good for them.[/b]MULLY
Let us not forget that the Ravens have clinched the division and won't be wanting to get anyone hurt these last 2 weeks. Especially against those dirty cocksmoking Stealers.[/quote]



[quote name='New Jersey Bengal' post='410715' date='Dec 19 2006, 10:17 PM'][b]Forget the stealers..They are not making the playoffs...The Jets have to lose to the raiders for that to happen...Forget it!![/b][/quote]

See the highlighted area in my previous post on this. Even if they can't make it they can still make trouble for us and I don't like that one bit.
MULLY

[Guest Bengals1181]

[quote name='SINcinnati513' post='410655' date='Dec 19 2006, 01:12 AM']but it is detrimental that we beat them to secure our playoff spot.[/quote]

while we will beat them, there is a very good chance that we will have clinch a wild card spot before we play them.



I'm amazed at some of the talk on this board. Do some of you really go through life this pessimistic?