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I'm sure everyone has seen this or played it before... someone starts off with a scenerio, and begins a story, the next person copies and pastes the above and adds on to what the "real story" is like... for instance.

"Battle at CVS"

Me: "Tylenol walks in CVS..."

The next poster: "Tylenol walks in CVS and slaps the shit out of Midol."

The NEXT poster: "Tylenol walk in CVS and slaps the shit out of Midol because she was being a bitch."

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Pretty easy, huh? Could turn out pretty funny... pending on how much creativity we have amongst us. I'll start...


Levi Jones makes his way through the casino doors holding a white lady in his right arm and a black lady in the other. He then pronounces, "Levi likes himself some variety."

Please continue...

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I don't know how to fix the topic... everyone knows how I fucked up. How do I change that? Too much draft talk right now. EDIT: nevermind, i did it
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Levi Jones makes his way through the casino doors holding a white lady in his right arm and a black lady in the other. He then pronounces, "Levi likes himself some variety."

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Joey Porter walks into the casino doors with a white guy on one arm and a black guy on the other. He then pronounces "Joey likes himself some variety too, beeeeyaaaawwww."
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='458810' date='Mar 19 2007, 02:31 PM']Levi Jones makes his way through the casino doors holding a white lady in his right arm and a black lady in the other. He then pronounces, "Levi likes himself some variety."

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Joey Porter walks into the casino doors with a white guy on one arm and a black guy on the other. He then pronounces "Joey likes himself some variety too, beeeeyaaaawwww."[/quote]


Was it Jen and Wines. :pointlaff:

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[color="#FF0000"][b]This story is ridiculous. First off, If I was Levi, and had a white lady on one arm
and a black lady on the other, I wouldn't have even been at the casino, my time would
have been spent in the hotel room making a sexual OREO cookie.[/b][/color]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='458817' date='Mar 19 2007, 02:46 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]This story is ridiculous. First off, If I was Levi, and had a white lady on one arm
and a black lady on the other, I wouldn't have even been at the casino, my time would
have been spent in the hotel room making a sexual OREO cookie.[/b][/color][/quote]
what makes you think that didnt already happen?
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='458810' date='Mar 19 2007, 02:31 PM']Levi Jones makes his way through the casino doors holding a white lady in his right arm and a black lady in the other. He then pronounces, "Levi likes himself some variety."

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Joey Porter walks into the casino doors with a white guy on one arm and a black guy on the other. He then pronounces "Joey likes himself some variety too, beeeeyaaaawwww."[/quote]

Then Cowher shows up and says "We dey, we dey, we dey think we're going to take it in the ass!"
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Levi Jones makes his way through the casino doors holding a white lady in his right arm and a black lady in the other. He then pronounces, "Levi likes himself some variety." Joey Porter walks into the casino doors with a white guy on one arm and a black guy on the other. He then pronounces "Joey likes himself some variety too, beeeeyaaaawwww." Spilling a drink on himself, Porter then drops to his knees, his most comfortable position, and begins to clean the mess at Levi's feet with his hair.

Then Cowher shows up and says "We dey, we dey, we dey think we're going to take it in the ass!" Immediately Cowher jumps behind Porter, "Broke Back Mountain this one, Joey," he screams.
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