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[b][font="Ariel"][size=18]OWNED&#33;[/size][/font][/b]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10380</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:21:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Have Ya'll Ever Been 2 Da Original Bengals Board on bengals.com???</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/24004-have-yall-ever-been-2-da-original-bengals-board-on-bengalscom/</link><description><![CDATA[
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Some racist on the bengals.com message board said that this iz da site where niggaz and low-lifez hang-out...well i like dis fuckin board!!! And for keepin' it real with those racist crackerz on dat site...I got [b][color="#FF0000"]banned[/color][/b] from their site yesterday...dat's why i'm here and i'm happy i'm in here!!!<br>
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So my question iz...have ya'll been on there...and if so...how did they treat ya'll and how did you hear about this website???<br>
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P.S. fuck [url="http://boards.bengals.com/forums/index.php!"]http://boards.bengals.com/forums/index.php![/url]!![/font][/size]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">24004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:11:14 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>David Fulcher custom McFarlane (For Mully)</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/25435-david-fulcher-custom-mcfarlane-for-mully/</link><description><![CDATA[I posted a Chad Johnson custom piece I done last week and Fulcher33 (Mully) asked me if I would make him a David Fulcher. Well here are the pics. Hope you like it Mully<br />
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[color="#FF0000"][b]Thread 1[/b][/color]<br />
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[url="http://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?showtopic=24039"]http://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?showtopic=24039[/url]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">27276</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:34:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The 9th mile freestyle thread.</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/19355-the-9th-mile-freestyle-thread/</link><description><![CDATA[So we have been living without this thread for way to long.  It&#39;s the offseason and we need some hilarity to get away from all the off-season run in&#39;s with the law.  So i expect to see some mighty fine freestyle battles with sneaky jamie b bab and whoever else may run in.<br />
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[b]Got beef?[/b]  Call someone out&#33; And make this thread up to what it should be...one of the greatest of all time&#33;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">19355</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:15:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>*** THE GATORADE CONSPIRACY !!!! ***</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/18476-the-gatorade-conspiracy/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] Have you ever pulled a joke on somebody, but you could never tell them about it because it was a prank so foul, so degrading, so truly evil... that revealing it would have had dire consequences?  Like maybe spitting on someone's food or stealing from a family member? <br>
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Sure you have. We all have.  Well Bengal fans, I want to expose the conspiracy the people at Gatorade have been perpetrating on the sports drink drinking public for the past few decades.  This epiphany came to me yesterday as I watched the NBA finals ... and it must be known by the public.  <br>
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[size=3]So let's begin. [b]Please look at the following image and tell me what you see[/b]. [/size]<br>
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Okay. If you said anything other than "penis," then you're either a liar, a eunuch, or a Gatorade employee trying desperately to hold onto your job and hide this grand conspiracy from the publics eyes. Because it is, in fact, a Gatorade bottle ...  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/dry.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="&lt;_&lt;" loading="lazy"> <br>
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[size=4]You thought it was a penis. Admit it.[/size][/center]<br>
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The bottle that contains the most popular sports drink on the planet looks like a big, thick, throbbing penis, from the clearly defined and strangely textured head to the perfectly tapered shaft.  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/huh.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":huh:" loading="lazy"> The only thing missing are a few well-placed veins.  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/dry.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="&lt;_&lt;" loading="lazy"> <br>
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[size=3]Look at little Tommy Maddox just surrounded by red throbbing cocks. [/size]  [/center] <br>
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Now maybe it's all a simple misunderstanding. Maybe nature figured out billions of years ago that the penis was the perfect fluid dispenser, and now people are just unconsciously copying that design. I mean, the phallic shape is everywhere: pencils, missles, rocket ships, skyscrapers, mustard containers, hot dogs, baseball bats, Bill Cowher specially made team dildos ... the list could literally go on and on.  So sure, perhaps the penis is the perfect shape for just about anything. <br>
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[b]But that still doesn't explain the overt and obvious sexual connotations in ads like this:  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/contract.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":contract:" loading="lazy"> [/b] <br>
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I just can't accept the idea that this is just a coincidence, there's no way. Million dollar firms think about every single aspect of a product.  <br>
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Which brings me to the conspiracy part. Why do I think it's a conspiracy, you ask? Think about it. You take the world's premier sports drink and package it inside a giant penis-shaped thing, and you know what happens? Every wannabe macho stud, every muscular he-man, every guy who takes his masculinity just a little bit too seriously ... at some point is going to put a cock in his mouth and suck, like he was a damn Steeler player for christs sake. <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/dry.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="&lt;_&lt;" loading="lazy">  That's right ... Because no one drinks Gatorade out of a cup, and you have to actively squeeze on and suck out of the bottle to get the drink to dispense as fast as you want it.<br>
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[b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] But before you make your final decision, consider this screen capture from an actual Gatorade advertisement that ran during Superbowl *XFL last season:[/b]<br>
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[size=3]Under a black light, Gatorade looks just like...well, you know[/size][/center]<br>
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Uh huh. The Gatorade people are all but rubbing our noses in it. You know somewhere there are several rich men sitting in a board room (probably Jews <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/ninja.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":ninja:" loading="lazy"> ) and laughing like Dr. Evil every time they watch Michael Jordan give a big, sloppy blow job on national television.  Gatorade commercials tend to feature our best athletes, whether male or female, and they all without exception show the athlete slurping down nutritious, electrolyte-laden fluids straight from the universal lizardly life source. Sometimes they pour it all over themselves, bukake-style, <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/ohmy.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":o" loading="lazy">  and for God's sake, they even sweat it out of their very pores, like Joey Porter after mini camp practice.<br>
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In addition few men are as homophobic as professional male athletes [i](with the exclusion of the pissburgh stealers who cry on cue)[/i], and few women are as liberated as professional female athletes  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] = and we get to see them all play the bitch to a giant phallic cock bottle, again and again, on national television.  <br>
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[b][size=4] <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/rant.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":rant:" loading="lazy"> Gatorade's fucking tagline for crying out loud is = "Is It In You?"[/size]  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/huh.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":huh:" loading="lazy"> [/b] <br>
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[b]But if that's not "subtle" enough, maybe they should change it to "Is It Thrusting Hard And Deep Into You?".[/b]<br>
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And if you think about it, the joke is really never-ending. I for one now, will never be able to watch someone drink Gatorade without wincing, laughing, or both (probably both).  Need proof? Go do a Google image search for Gatorade. [b]You know what you'll find? Pictures like this:[/b]<br>
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[b]You'll also find pictures like this:  <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/dry.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="&lt;_&lt;" loading="lazy"> [/b] <br>
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[size=3]Young women are perfecting their blowjob skills in schoolyards across the country. With a little help from Gatorade, of course.[/size][/center]<br>
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[size=3]Getting ready to fire his trojan-rocket man-mayo into a glass with ice [/center] [/size] <br>
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[b]You'll even find pictures like this, where a seemingly innocent senior picture turned into something much more suggestive ...[/b]<br>
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An innocent senior picture, or a production still from Fill All Her Dirty Holes Again - Part 17 ?  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] [/center] [/size] <br>
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It seems like our whole society is preoccupied with the male penis. And this isn't a new thing. Have you ever seen an Ancient Egyption obelisk? Ancient Greek and Roman columns? Cock-shaped weapons like the sword and spear were specifically designed for quick, powerful thrusting. I guess the major difference between the ancients and us is that, back then, phallic symbols were reserved for things like art, war, and architecture. Now they're used in this grand conspiracy for everything from flying into space to replacing the complex carbohydrates we lose while running a marathon or taking place in a staged *Superbowl.<br>
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[color="#FF0000"][size=3][b]And so we have the Gatorade bottle. <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/sleep.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="-_-" loading="lazy"> [/b] [/size] [/color] <br>
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So much of the advertising for this stuff centers around [size=3][u]"increased stamina!"[/u] [/size] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]  and the ability to [size=3][u]"last longer"[/u] [/size]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]  in sports and other activities. So maybe it's just natural that the vessle for this amazing con[i]cock[/i]tion would be the living symbol for a gigantic hard penis. And the best part is, Gatorade turns sticky when it dries, just like splooge on Broken Bens chin. <br>
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[b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//33.gif[/img] and lastly if you still are not 100 % sure of what I am telling you ...[/b]<br>
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[center][size=3]check out who sponsors the stealers training camp for Kids (whom they know will all grow up to love cock) .... [/size] <br>
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also, can we induct with a poll?  how many yes votes should be required???  maybe 10 yes w/ at least over 50% voting yes??]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">17049</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:57:55 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>black thunder / white lightening</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16581-black-thunder-white-lightening/</link><description><![CDATA[[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=8071&amp;hl=black+thunder"]click here[/url]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16581</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:41:40 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Black Jesus???</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16947-black-jesus/</link><description>do we still have the thread from the jax game when BJ went MIA and then they posted hte pictures and we laughed for weeks aobut it?</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16947</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:38:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>elmer cheney</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16579-elmer-cheney/</link><description><![CDATA[[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14306&amp;st=0"]click here[/url]<br />
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sidenote: what is the criteria for &quot;hall of fame&quot; status? funny, good topic, good responses, good clashes... ?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16579</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:29:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>a few more nominations...</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16876-a-few-more-nominations/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>i don't want to start a new thread for each of these, so check these out, and tell me which ones have a good chance below... or we can just vote for htem in this thread... either way, please comment or vote...<br>
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[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1292&amp;st=0"]meet or go-bengals junkies!!![/url]<br>
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^<br>
probably an automatic bid<br>
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[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11102&amp;st=0"]fan on the field[/url]<br>
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this will be fun to check out in a year or so...<br>
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[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5437&amp;st=0"]Fourteen years without freedom of speech[/url]<br>
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^<br>
great thread and topic from loyalfanfromGA (whom i haven't heard from for a while <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/unsure.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":unsure:" loading="lazy"> ) i'm not sure if this if HOF material, but certainly a good and controversial thread from our gloried past... <br>
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and last but not least<br>
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[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=10328&amp;st=80"]VIDEO OF BJ AND CREECHNASTY @ JAX GAME[/url]<br>
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the actual video is gone, but the story bj tells, and the breakdown of the video is classic, by boomer!!!!<br>
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[quote name='Boomer07' post='167366' date='Oct 10 2005, 11:48 PM']I'll do a synopsis:<br>
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[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6391/bj13mz.jpg[/img]<br>
Crowd: [mayhem]<br>
BJ: This is our motherfucking stadium!<br>
Crowd: Nooooo!  <br>
Crowd: Wooooo!<br>
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[img]http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/1570/bj25we.jpg[/img]<br>
Crowd [mayhem]<br>
BJ:  Das!  Right!<br>
[img]http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/5483/bj30qx.jpg[/img]<br>
Crowd: [mayhem]<br>
BJ: Cinci-fucking-jacksonville!<br>
Creechnasty:  (laughing)<br>
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[img]http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6200/bj42tf.jpg[/img]<br>
Crowd: [mayhem]<br>
BJ: What!<br>
BJ: Gobengals and Creech Nas-Tee<br>
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[img]http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/1135/bj54km.jpg[/img]<br>
BJ: If you want a piece, step the fuck up 18.  But, you don't want a piece because you gonna get cummed on.<br>
Creechnasty: (laughing really hard)<br>
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[img]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/7880/bj63gi.jpg[/img]\<br>
BJ: We own this bitch!<br>
Girl walking by: No you don't<br>
Creechnasty: (still laughing)<br>
[img]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9504/bj71kq.jpg[/img]<br>
Creechnasty: Have a good day. Play cool.<br>
BJ:  Alright Bro.<br>
Creechnasty: Play cool.<br>
BJ:  I got it.<br>
Creechnasty: Play cool.<br>
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[img]http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/3468/bj85vv.jpg[/img]<br>
Creechnasty: Alright lets go up here.<br>
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[img]http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/5379/bj95gg.jpg[/img]<br>
(no idea what they're saying)<br>
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Hope that helps.<br>
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 <img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/biggrin.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":D" loading="lazy">[/quote]</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16876</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:01:06 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hall of Fame</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16552-hall-of-fame/</link><description><![CDATA[Hey, since we have this hall of fame, shouldn&#39;t we induct a post in here?<br />
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I think the Lavar post should go in here once it runs its course...maybe BAB&#39;s circumcision thread if it didn&#39;t get wiped out... anyone have any links to old threads or nominations for worthy threads?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16552</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:02:24 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Here's a nomination</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16573-heres-a-nomination/</link><description><![CDATA[I will nominate another thread that could be inducted here for one single post.<br />
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Here is the link:<br />
[url="http://go-bengals.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=8419"]Nominated Thread[/url]<br />
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If you like it, respond.  if you don&#39;t, I don&#39;t care.  Looking forward to seeing what everyone else things.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16573</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:08:43 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Nominate-vote</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/16554-nominate-vote/</link><description><![CDATA[Ok, here&#39;s how we&#39;ll do it until someone comes up with something better.<br />
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Find an old thread you deem worthy and post the link. If at least 10 people respond in agreement, a mod will move it over.<br />
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I took the liberty of moving the first one over. I think all will agree it&#39;s worthy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16554</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:40:57 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Potential Wars No One Gives a Shit About</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/7178-potential-wars-no-one-gives-a-shit-about/</link><description><![CDATA[[quote]Canada, Denmark dispute ownership of tiny Arctic island<br />
Last Updated Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:56:06 EDT<br />
CBC News<br />
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Defence Minister Bill Graham&#39;s recent visit to an Arctic island off the northwest coast of Greenland has set off a diplomatic row.<br />
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Last week, Graham walked about on 1.3-square-kilometre Hans Island, claimed by both Canada and Denmark. Graham said Canada has always considered Hans Island its territory.<br />
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&quot;Our view is that it&#39;s part of Canada and we continue to be there, to go there, the Danes go there as well and we are making sure that the Danes know that this part of the Canadian territory,&quot; he said.<br />
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Denmark called in the Canadian ambassador to express its displeasure.<br />
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Peter Taksoe-Jensen, spokesman for Denmark&#39;s Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Copenhagen, says for years Canada and Denmark have agreed to disagree over the island and he sees it as a friendly dispute.<br />
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&quot;Basically we have reacted because we want to keep the status quo ... if we didn&#39;t react to a situation we would risk to have a worse negotiating position.&quot;<br />
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There is some question about who has sovereignty over the island, about 1,100 kilometres south of the North Pole.<br />
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Canada and Denmark agreed in 1973 to create a border through Nares Strait, halfway between Greenland, a semi-autonomous Danish territory, and Canada&#39;s Ellesmere Island.<br />
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But they were unable to agree which country would have sovereignty over Hans Island and various other Arctic islands in the area. In the end, they decided to work out the question of ownership later.<br />
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It&#39;s not the first time that Hans Island has been a source of argument between the two countries.<br />
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In 1984, Denmark&#39;s minister of Greenland affairs raised a Danish flag on the island. He then buried a bottle of brandy at the base of the flagpole and left a note saying &quot;Welcome to the Danish island.&quot;<br />
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Taksoe-Jensen says Denmark is ready to start negotiations over Hans Island but it&#39;s not a top priority. He says there are more important issues to settle between the two countries, including a three-kilometre long boundary line that hasn&#39;t been clearly divided in the Davis Strait between Canada and Greenland which could have an impact on fishing rights.[/quote]<br />
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Seriously, fuck the Danish and their incredibly hot women and their interesting low cholestorol fish heavy diet. <br />
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Hans Island is ours...all 1.3 km of it&#33; <br />
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and bloody hell, Canada should take back Greenland. It&#39;s closer to us than them. The Inuits there speak the language of Canadian based inuits, not bloody Danish, it&#39;s got good fishing, it would triple Canada&#39;s caribou numbers overnight&#33; Take the power back Canada, take it back...I bet you there&#39;s oil as well<br />
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[img]http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapimages/europe/greenland/greenland.gif[/img]<br />
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[img]http://www.karabiner.org/expeditions/1994-greenland/fullsize/kmc222-04.jpg[/img]<br />
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Maybe when the Canuck battalions return from Afghanistan, all 14 of them can sweep through Greenland. <br />
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I am now collecting funds for the Al-Greenda. (Liberation of Greenland.) We will not rest until the Danish kafir aggressor is expelled from the land and it is restored to Canadian hands. Our policy will be use Suicide Caribou Bombers to strike at the key targets on the island. (E.g. the car wash and the atm bank machine) Currently we are in the development phase, as Caribou lack a sense of direction, but rest assured, we have it down. <br />
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Please give my Yankee brethren, it&#39;s the least you can do after you take so much of our oil. Perhaps you might even see fit to loan some American moose to the cause so that we can pack more explosives on them. <br />
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FUCK YOU DENMARK&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7178</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2005 18:36:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>**VIDEO OF BJ AND CREECHNASTY @ JAX GAME **</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/10328-video-of-bj-and-creechnasty-jax-game/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/&lt;#EMO_DIR#&gt;/headbang.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":headbang:" loading="lazy">]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10328</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 18:25:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[<b>BJ IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b>]]></title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/10305-bbj-is-missingb/</link><description><![CDATA[alrighty, i will skip past the dozens of shots, and get to the game, he was with us.. intoxicated, and left to mingle with other fans.. returned.. fell down just standing there, a few minutes later he left again said he would be right back... saw him walk past us, then back down the steps, and past us again...<br />
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he was never seen again...<br />
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diva has his wallet, id, money, everything cause he had no pockets.. he has no cell phone...<br />
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no one from the group knows where he went...<br />
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someone post if you saw him anywwhere and know he is alive and &quot;well&quot;..<br />
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he wasnt in great shape most of the night...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10305</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:37:17 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>circumcisions in africa cut aids by 70%</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/6635-circumcisions-in-africa-cut-aids-by-70/</link><description><![CDATA[[url="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/07/06/MNGANDJFVK1.DTL&amp;type=printableL"]click here[/url]<br />
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[quote][b]<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Circumcision may offer Africa AIDS hope </span>[/b]<br />
Procedure linked to much lower rate of new HIV infections <br />
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Sabin Russell, Chronicle Medical Writer <br />
&nbsp; Wednesday, July 6, 2005<br />
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French and South African AIDS researchers have called an early halt to a study of adult male circumcision to reduce HIV infection after initial results reportedly showed that men who had the procedure dramatically lowered their risk of contracting the virus. <br />
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[b]The study&#39;s preliminary results, disclosed Tuesday by the Wall Street Journal, showed that circumcision reduced the risk of contracting HIV by 70 percent -- a level of protection far better than the 30 percent risk reduction set as a target for an AIDS vaccine.[/b] <br />
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[b]According to the newspaper account, the study under way in Orange Farm township, South Africa, was stopped because the results were so favorable.[/b] It was deemed unethical to continue the trial after an early peek at data showed that the uncircumcised men were so much more likely to become infected. <br />
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All of the men in the study had been followed for a year, and half the men had been followed for the full 21 months called for in the original study design, according to the Wall Street Journal, which obtained a draft copy of the study. <br />
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Begun in August 2002, the experiment is one of three closely watched clinical trials in Africa to determine whether there is scientific merit to nearly three dozen less rigorously controlled studies showing that circumcised men were much less likely to become HIV-positive. <br />
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The hope is that, lacking a vaccine, the nearly 5 million new HIV infections occurring each year could be slowed by circumcision, the surgical removal of the foreskin -- a simple, low-cost and permanent medical intervention that is a common but controversial cultural practice in much of the world. In Africa, about 70 percent of men are circumcised at birth or during rite-of-passage ceremonies in early puberty. <br />
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[b]Medical anthropologists began noticing as early as 1989 that the highest rates of HIV infection in Africa were occurring in regions of the continent where the predominant tribal or religious cultures did not practice circumcision. Adult HIV infection rates above 30 percent are found in Zimbabwe, Botswana, Swaziland and eastern South Africa, where circumcision is not practiced; yet HIV infection rates remain below 5 percent in West Africa and other parts of the continent where circumcision is commonplace.[/b] <br />
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[b]Laboratory studies have found that the foreskin is rich in white blood cells, which are favored targets of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.[/b] So the theory is that men who are uncircumcised are much more likely to contract the virus during sex with an infected woman, and that the epidemic spreads when these newly infected men have sex with other women within their network of sexual partners. <br />
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The lead investigators of the study, Dr. Bertran Auvert of the University of Paris and Adrian Puren of South Africa&#39;s National Institute for Communicable Diseases, are not talking. The results were expected to be discussed at an AIDS conference in Rio de Janeiro in three weeks. But word about the findings has been circulating among researchers searching for ways to slow the epidemic. <br />
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[b]&quot;I would be thrilled if it works, but we will also need the results of other trials,&#39;&#39; said Johns Hopkins University epidemiologist Ronald Gray, who is conducting, in Uganda, one of two other controlled clinical trials of male circumcision. [/b]<br />
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Gray&#39;s trial, which has completed enrollment of 5,000 men in the Rakai district of Uganda, is not scheduled to end until 2007. <br />
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A third trial, under way in Kisumu, Kenya, is still enrolling its quota of 2,700 volunteers and is also expected to be completed in 2007, according to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which is sponsoring it. <br />
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All three trials were designed to compare the HIV infection rates of two groups of HIV-negative men, one-half of whom would agree to be circumcised, the other to be offered only counseling on AIDS prevention. The studies were designed to show whether or not circumcision provided a statistically significant protective effect of at least 50 percent. <br />
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The South African study -- if the results are confirmed -- suggests that the level of protection afforded is even higher. <br />
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Although the apparent protective effect of circumcision has been noted for more than 20 years, doubts linger as to whether circumcision itself is protective, or whether the lower risk may be the result of cultural practices among those who circumcise. HIV rates are low in Muslim communities, for example, which practice male circumcision but also engage in ritual washing before sex and frown on promiscuity. <br />
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E-mail Sabin Russell at srussell@sfchronicle.com.[/quote]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6635</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:13:45 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Left side of defense shall be known as...</title><link>https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/8071-left-side-of-defense-shall-be-known-as/</link><description><![CDATA[Now that Pollack is offically a Bengal projected to be the future LOLB and Justin Smith has switched from RE to LE, the left side of the defense is looking a little different.  With two first round picks on that side I expect big things, like double digits sacks for both guys.  If the guys on the right side can create a constant push our defense should be glourious&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <br />
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[img]http://bengals.com/img/wallpaper/2005/pollack1_grab.jpg[/img] + [img]http://bengals.com/img/wallpaper/2005/jsmith1_grab.jpg[/img] = WHITE LIGHTING&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;<br />
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 All opposing offense are on notice that &quot;White Lighting&quot; is in the building&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8071</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:35:36 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
