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BengalBeotch

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  1. [quote name='BengalBacker' post='727014' date='Nov 22 2008, 11:04 PM']Not yet, hope to get it soon. You probably want the MAC version though, right?

    We just upgraded at work yesterday, so I've worked a little with the new Photoshop and Illustrator. Not enough yet to know what's better or worse about them.[/quote]

    yes sir, the mac version....I've been trying to get the stuff from work but they are too chicken to let me take the programs home and download.
  2. [quote name='dr0gonzo' date='Oct 12 2005, 01:54 PM']I have been showing my roomate this stuff who's never been on this board and isn't even a Bengals fan and he thinks it's funny as hell too.  I keep checking like every hour for more updates and pictures.
    [right][post="168292"][/post][/right][/quote]

    We offered our shower to him to get cleaned up and he was in there
    for over an hour....
    :blink:

    I finally knocked on the door to make sure
    he didn't drowned in the bathtub.... :pointlaff:

    I still laugh to myself when I think back to the
    point when we stepped off the elevator... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

  3. I couldn't tell what all his tatoos where....
    he had painted the stripes on the jail uniform with
    black lipstick and it was smearing all over his body....
    Good Gawd that was funny....I swear my sister
    and I crapped ourselves laughing when we saw him
    laying there...and the best part is that our room
    was right there in plain view when you stepped off
    the elevators...

    [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
  4. [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Oct 12 2005, 01:01 AM']Was it a singing strip-o-gram?
    [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
    Man am I gladd you guys dont have any pics of me in my day.
    Edit: Hey wait, BJ please tell me you still have the Who-Dey hat?
    [right][post="167910"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

    The Who Dey hat didn't make it.....

    *bows head in silence
  5. [quote name='jza10304' date='Oct 11 2005, 11:29 PM'][b]***for the record....I know BJ on a first name basis and saw about 13 games with him last year at my house.  Needless to say he does have a tamer side***[/b]

    I drove up to the game with the little lady so I didn't have much time to hang out with you guys (Go, Creech, Jason, Diva, Dan.....of course BJ).  However, the short time I spent you guys seemed like cool people.  I had a short conversation with Dan and his girlfriend and a couple interesting conversations with BJ in between his random musings about the state of minorities in the world and how much he drank.

    I got a call from BJ at noon telling me that he had landed and that he was going to start drinking and head out to Hooters.  Once I arrive at the courtyard where the Hooters is located I see literally dozens of Bengals fans hanging out around a fountain.  I don't really recognize anybody so I continue to try find some grub.  That's when my wife asks me, "Is that him (BJ) over there in the prison uniform?".  I find BJ throwing a chair into the fountain while being cheered on by about 20 people.

    I walk up to him and I can almost see the moment (about 20 seconds) through his "Jim Morrison-esque" when he recognizes who I am (BTW...it appears that Jim Morrison was a Bengals fan and at the Jacksonville game.  He also hasn't missed a beat since the 60's).  He immediately hugs me and brings over 2 empty bottles of Jager that were sitting in plain sight on a table near the fountain.  Apparently Jacksonville doesn't have any public drunkenness laws.  We talk shit for a little bit and take pictures, when he then goes off to find the PA announcer who keeps making fun of him.

    At this point I decide he forgot what he was doing and go eat.  When I come back he remembers he had been talking to me and my wife and we strike up a conversation again about his new tattoos that I hadn't seen.  He goes to get a drink at the bar, starts hitting on the waitress at which point I talk to Dan about what he's done this weekend and how things are going.  BJ then returns and we finish up our conversation where he begins to explain to me his views on minorities place in the world.  Great and refreshing conversation.

    I then ask Dan and BJ how they are getting to the game and they tell me that the water taxi tickets are being sold at Hooters.  When I get there the lady tells me the only one they have is for 7:30 and it may miss kickoff.  I had to go back to my car anyway and get the signs I had made, ended up taking a cab for $4 to the game.

    Before the game I see BJ, Go, Creech, Jason, and Diva arrive at their seats and go talk to them for a little.  I was actually surprised that BJ made it to the stadium and was still coherent.  Upon seeing me he remembers we were talking and then tells me he will go by my section later on (yeah OK...good chance he'll remember that) and threatens to kick anyone's ass who messes with "Jza and his woman".

    During the game Jags fans are acting like pricks and being obnoxious.  The last I saw of BJ was him walking up and down the aisle where I was sitting flipping off random Jags fans.  I didn't see him during the 2nd half so figured best-case scenario he got thrown out....worst-case he was sitting in the drunk tank trying to post bail.

    I had a long conversation on the phone with BJ on Monday night during which I helped him piece together some events from Sunday afternoon.  When it was all said and done, no one got hurt (too badly) and I had a good time.  This is my quick synopsis of the events in Jacksonville.

    Sorry I didn't spend more time with guys from the board, hopefully I'll make it up there for a playoff game or two.

    [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Jimmorrison.jpg/180px-Jimmorrison.jpg[/img] [img]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9504/bj71kq.jpg[/img]
    [right][post="167875"][/post][/right][/quote]


    that is so funny you said this because Jim Morrison was all I could think
    about when looking at him.... :pointlaff:

  6. I've got BEFORE, DURING AND "SPRAULED OUT AT MY DOOR" PICTURES
    of BJ that I will be e-mailing him tonight...I was going to post them but
    I figure, I'll let him tell the tale....I will post some other great pics tonight of Go-Bengals
    posters and Jacksonville Landing (which we owned the whole weekend!)

    Llmustang...I'm sorry to hear you had such a bad experience...that really
    stinks! I hope your friend is OK....we didn't get harrassed too much...
    we had a few "assholes" screaming shit at us but we quickly figured out
    that if you just stick your thumb up at them and say "Good Game!" with
    a big sarcastic smile...they didn't know what to say back!
    haaaa haaa haaaaa
  7. OK....YES.....I returned from the game and Dan (NJ fan) informed
    me that BJ was passed out at my room.....AND YES...there he was
    in all his drunken glory, he didn't have a rose but he was spread eagle
    on the floor at my hotel door...it was
    quite a scene!!...I think my sister and I about shit our selves laughing
    once we made sure he still had a pulse...we made him get up
    and come in the room...he got all cleaned up and we all watched
    highlights of the game till about 4 A.M. (since he missed the whole game)

    JUST SO YOU KNOW...He is safe, the Beotch and family took him in
    and made sure he was OK...

    and yeah Scales...that was me with the Beer Mug hat and spectacles!
    I would love a clean screen shot of that if anyone can get one!!
  8. I witnessed with my own eyes (and will post pictures soon)
    he pretty much drank 2 bottles of Jagermeister along with
    passing by fans...but every time he offered shots...he did
    one himself...


    guess where he was found????











    passed out on the floor in front of my hotel room!
    interesting evening indeed! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
  9. [quote name='TheBeaverHunter' date='Aug 19 2005, 06:47 PM']The Negroes stole our dates.
    [right][post="133778"][/post][/right][/quote]


    oh my!!! ANIMAL HOUSE!!!!!!...gots to rent that again.....


    "Do you mind if we dance wiff your dates?"


    yep...this thread has gotten ridiculous....it's
    a good thing I don't get offended easily because
    if I did....

    I wouldn't read or post in it! :crazy:

    "Love everyone, find humor in everything and
    live every second like it's your last...life is too short to stress!" - The Beotch!

  10. [quote name='knomage' date='Aug 18 2005, 06:39 PM']I know its hard to face...  but we are all descended from Africans ..  How much melanin is in your skin determines your color, its not connected to anything else.
    No one is denying that geographical pressures creates localized improvements in humanity  in the numbers of people clustered around the optimal end of any curve. but understanding is all it takes to relieve the fears of anyone different from ourselves.

      what the hell has that got to do with football?

    What do we call the rest of the defense........Black Death?
    Sure social actions have made this group or that prominant in a certain skill set,  but a hundred years ago  many fighters were irish,  and a few years after Jim Thorpe  an American Indian  dominated sports.

        lets not ruin the flow of potential and become divisive because some poor fool thinks he roots harder for someone of the same color...  cause being on the same team isnt enough
    [right][post="133131"][/post][/right][/quote]


    woe.......
    :blink:








    I like it..."Black Death" and "White Lightning"

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