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BigCatLemmer

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  1. [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Oct 10 2005, 11:40 PM'][i][b]As some of you have seen already ..... Yesterday was an interesting experience to say the least ..... Here is the report from my day --> Landed got to the Hyatt Hotel and painted myself and had my costume adorned by Noon.... Started Drinking --> Then found Beotch in her hotel room, chilled with her, her sister, and her aunt,.... Still Drinking --> Then took over the Hyatt Lobby .... Began greeting people curbside taking luggage greeting people with "Welcome to the Whodey Hotel".... and "Weclome to Jacksonnati" ..... Still drinking in public outside (they didn't say anything) --> Begin posing for photos with Bengal fans... Pose in literally hundreds of Pictures with other fans.... Appreciative Fans then begin buying more Beers for being in Pics with them .... Still Drinking --> Take over Hyatt Hotel Bar with Beotch and Co... Chill with DanNJ for awhile, roam the hotel chanting "Who Dey"..... Then I run into Byron Leftwichs Brother ..... The Jags were staying in the Hyatt and thus Leftwichs brother was there visiting him, apparently he is a regular in the Hyatt Bar that us Bengal fans took over.... Well I see a tall guy standing in a Authentic Leftwich Jersey.... so I walk up talking shit and say "a Jag Fan, up in my Bar"..... He then says "No a Relative" .... I then look right up into that 6'5 grill of his and say "Not of Fatwich though" ..... He then gets an angry look on his face and says "Actually yes"..... he then sticks his finger in my face and says "You better Watch your mouth in the South!" .... and then he angrily walks out of the Bar. The Hotel worker then says "Yeah that is Leftwichs brother, and I think you pissed him off" ........ Oh yeah and still drinking --> 4 pm time to trek to Hooters.... with my bag of Jagermeister and Red Bulls ..... we get to the Hooters it is packed, me, Beotch, her sister, aunt, Jason, & Bengal Diva all trek over there chanting WhoDey to everyone we see.... I then meet the infamous "Go & Creechnasty" (see Video) .... and they go to eat.... me determined to get real smashed (as if the 15+ Beers so far aren't enough) then go down into a courtyard with a water fountain, set up my Jager bottles and Cups and start slamming Bombs !!! --> A Small crowd of onlookers forms where people start to be like "what the fuck is this guy doing" .... (mind you this is in a crowded courtyard in broad daylight, in public) ..... --> After abut 5 Solo Bombs.... I then begin to reruit people to do bombs with me.... I get lots of people to do Jager bombs.... But I do one with each person..... (this equates to maybe a full bottle for myself) ...... [color="red"]DISCLAIMER --- From here on out.... things get somewhat Hazy.... but fellow fans can pretty much verify most of it..... This is the point after about 15 Beers, A bottle of Jager, 6 other shots (thanks Jason for the one you bought me) and some other (material )..... !! [/color] --> I then start posing with Jag Fans.... Bengal Fans.... the public PA anouncer then starts talking shit in the courtyard.... I then hunt him down and take the Microphone where I announce to all "jacksonnati up in this Beot..." - He then grabs back the microphone..... then I take a chair and throw it into the Water fountain.... a security guard asks me to retrieve the chair and I do..... (needless to say) the Guard doesn't mind the fact that I am slamming hard liquor and giving it out to random people in public (I offer the Guard a shot.... he declines) .... Jza and his wife then show up..... we pose for more pics.... I run out of Jager.... then I give some college guys $20 to go buy me more Jager they never return) .... *** Special thanks to BengalDiva who retrieves my wallet and ID etc that I misplaced ,,,,, she was a lifesaver for saving all of my things for me...... --> After dancing in the public courtyard, asking out the bartender girl that was married, and who else knows what ..... (I will let others fill in these blanks) we then get on a boat..... I lose the group for awhile and roam the boat, trying to get chicks numbers, see some Boobs..... I had Beads to give out afterall ..... and trying to pick a fight with Jags Fans..... None of then wanted a piece of this --> Things get real hazy now (some of this is not off of memory but later people telling me)..... we arrive at the stadium, find our seats.... I fall inbetween the seats on the ground.... I begin going up and down the aisles..... high fiving people and calling out Jag fans.... I then start proclaiming anyone that messes with ________ (enter any GB poster) "I will fuck them up!!!" ...... I then decide to leave the group and start wondering the stadium..... Then I come to a group of Jag Fans.... who then start flipping me off..... I then start flipping them off..... next a Cop walks up behind me grabs my shirt and says.... "you're coming with me" ...... He then starts escorting me out..... I say "What the hell did I do" .... He says "you are flipping off fans" ..... I then say something to the affect of "that's bullshit"...... he then gets angry with me..... (here is the real ironic part) ...... the Cop is black and he then says "get the fuck out of here you cracka" and hits me in the back of the head..... I then sober up I ask him "why are you being violent and striking me" he then gets even more pissed and pushes me out of the stadium into the parking lot.... I notice that a woman is watching him assault me and I say "look she is seeing this shit" ..... he then says "do you want to go to Jail"...... I then say "Don't youy realize that you are being a racist dick cop, like many a white cop might have been to you" .... this makes him real mad and he says "get the fuck out of here or go to Jail" and he pushes me in the parking lot again..... I then say "who can I report the fact that you are hitting me to"..... another guard then says go here.... after I go there.... they say go back here....... The cop realizing that I am persistent about him hitting on me then gets real angry and starts shadowing me.... telling me to go away (he obviously is pissed because people were seeing him rough me up for no reason) ...... I somehow get back to the Hotel (don't know how and pass out on Beotchs doorstep to her hotel room) ..... I then wake up to DanNj and his girlfriend standing above me...... talk to them.... then another group of Bengal guys finds me..... (they then say that a cop, hit them and throw all 4 of them out.... (something tells me this was prevalent amongst Bengal Fans) .....then I rewake up later to Beotch and Co...... she then lets me shower up for my flight..... and I chill with her and Co till 4 amish.... (as for in Game analysis.... I can provide absolutley NONE) I don't know what happened, why we lost,.... etc.... I was thrown out in the 1st Qt.... I believe but not 100 % sure..... as for other events and happenings you will have to have others fill you in..... I also know that others have a lot of pics.... as do I that will be developed tomorrow..... (I will post them here) ...... Announcements.... - it was great to meet everyone.... thanks for making sure I didn't get arrested..... Diva you are a godsend for saving my stuff.... DANNJ and his GF were real Cool..... Jason is the man for helping me walk..... Creech and Go are the Dons.... and I am sure they were instrumental in making sure I got to the stadium..... Beotch is the Best ... and her sister and aunt were also real cool..... BengalGene (the guy up for Best fan) was also a cool guy who gave me some paint preserver for my face...... [color="blue"]Jacksonville was awesome..... As for the Game...... What Game???????[/color][/b][/i] [right][post="167334"][/post][/right][/quote] Oh my god.........Easily the funniest damn story on here ever!!! Please come to either the Titans game this weekend or the Baltimore game in Cincy on Thanksgiving weekend because me and DLex35 will be there and we need to see the legend in person!
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