T-Dub

Eh, I guess that's one way to put it. He was run out of the league for doing things like encouraging a player to leave voice mails threatening to rape another player's sister & murder his family. Repeatedly. So y'know, not exactly Mike Ditka material. Then at Texas A&M he's asked to give a seminar on football to the local ladies & decides to spice it up with a bunch of crude sexual innuendo. To a bunch of player's moms & older alumni. Short answer, guy's simply a dirtbag and makes a mockery of all the team's talk about changing the perception of the franchise and high-character guys and blah blah fucking blah. Redeemer doesn't give a damn if you eat babies so long as he gets a discount. Then he gets to pat himself on the back for being such a good person in giving said baby-eater a 2nd chance. It's total bullshit & a big part of why his team goes nowhere. That aside, I seriously doubt Coach Restraining Order is going to turn chickenshit into chicken salad on our OL by screaming at them louder.

So did OL coach Turner have someone threaten to rape his family, too? Only the highest of standards for the Bengals.

oof.. can't help but feel like

One day we'll look back on this & laugh, or be too busy hiding from the giant radioactive mutant raccoons to care anymore

Holy shit, almost $5M for Cushing?! Is this counting missed game checks or does he actually owe $4,956,250 in fines on top of that? Note that Shazier isn't on here so IDK how accurate this thing really is

Think a lot of people bet their "other" games for the same reason. Tuned out awhile ago but I may watch some DAL-DEN

JFC man do they not sell scratch-offs where you live?

I've got both AFCN games today that I'm kind of flipping between.. with the sound off.. while I do other stuff. Guessing you're going to need more than a FG out of the Vikes, or a blowout in the 2nd half.

Their whole offense is built around that shit. I'm just watching in case one of them gets their face dislocated.

I think you meant to say "tough defender that does things the right way"

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Not to mention the media-wide smear campaign condemning the players, coaches, management, franchise, and possibly Ohio river. Jokes aside it's the concerted effort from the media that earns Burfict a 5 game suspension just to emphasize a rule change. Meanwhile the SNF crew were happy to hype up Elliot on his way to a 100+ yard game, despite the fact that he should probably be in jail.

At the risk of making noise and shifting Emperor Goodell's focus away from us, a division rival? They know Shitsburgh gets to hide behind his apron just as well as we do, they're not gonna say a thing.

You're right about that but can you blame him? Sitting home, watching his team lose & knowing he's got 2 more weeks over some bs.

Well "conspiracy" implies that they are trying to hide it, not sure that fits at this point.. But we'll save you a seat. Help yourself to the beer & nachos but it's BYO foil hats.

Are you sure about that? I thought intentionally targeting a player's head was a foul, period, since 2-3 years ago at least. For those keeping score, neither Mitchell nor Shazier have ever served an NFL suspension.

Late road game on the wc against a team basically playing at home.. Knew it was over when a phantom foul ended up giving UCLA the lead.

BRICK Am I the only one watching this shit?

Quit turning it over, these UCLA boys are softer than a Tootsie Roll fruit-cup. Look like a skunk my dog killed and probably raped. They write Taylor Swift lyrics on birthday cards. Fuckin' 10-ply, bud.

Is this gentlesir a member of m'forum?

Patterson aside, how high of a draft pick do you think we'd need to offer to convince them to take Margus Hunt?

I'm sure he could bounce off running backs and get pancaked on the pass rush just as well as AJ Hawk & for a lot less money

I could see BT potentially moving ahead of him by the end of the year.

You do realize neither of them played vs. Tampa due to injury? I don't think replacing a, what, 8-year starter (?) with 2 often-injured guys who aren't even playing in the preseason is a realistic option.