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Catfish Bob

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  1. and whats this shit with dudes sliding instead of going into the endzone  Mahomes did that shit against the jets then it happened again today with shitsburgh   your up a td with seconds left just go on and get the other TD. How do you slide there? what football player slides with a open end zone in front of him? wtf  i just cant anymore   this shit is pretend football i swear.    and the announcers "oh what a genius decision Bob that kid has a good head on his shoulders"   what??? you slide instead of going up two scores? 

  2. 1 hour ago, PatternMaster said:

     

    He was definitely acting like he wanted to go after the ref when everyone was holding him back, like he was really going to do something to the ref. Hopefully the refs see that stop treating him with kid gloves, let him get hit like every other QB. 

    People will believe anything they see on television. That shit was scripted just like WWE.  Remember they refer to it as sporting entertainment to keep from being sued. 

  3. 17 minutes ago, PatternMaster said:

     

    maybe it's a cyborg and not the real JB...the real JB wears flannel like a real man, this fake humanoid parading around as JB is the fancy dresser that gets your britches all bunched up...

    Now you're onto something.  

     

    The AR injury was fake af. 

    JB 1.0 was fake injury.

    Trevor's injury was super fake as well. Totally over acted it. 

  4. 27 minutes ago, PatternMaster said:

     

    So you are on vacation, smoking meth and drinking Bud Lite, and decide that you needed to come on this message board to complain that you don't like Burrow's outfits...lol

     

    Sounds reasonable..

    The Facebook algorithm knows i used to get a real hard on for the bengals. So without me even asking its always showing me JB 1.0 content. Like dude walking off the bus or plane looking like Beetle Juice. Get him the f outta here

  5. 3 minutes ago, esjbh2 said:

    Why not trade both JB1.0 and JB2.0 and roll with A.J. "way better than all of them" McSkeeter?  I mean he's not good at coin flips, but he's got a really hot <redacted>    :ninja:

     

    Normally I'd add something about Katherine Webb, but that seems to offend some folks lately.

    We waited to GD long. What is scooter 50 years old now?  

  6. Browning showing why QB is the new RB position. Teams no longer need high paid qbs to win games and championships. 

     

    If I'm managing the Bengals I trade Burrow to any suckers willing to take him. Mainly because he dresses like a super creep. Is he a pimp who employs hoes?  Is he the villain from the Rodgers rabbit movie?  Does he have a mirror?  Is he inspired by cam Newton or something?    I'd get rid of him just for dressing like a giant POS.  

     

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  7. Guy that I know (we will call him Tom) who is a pretty normal guy. Late 60s. His wife passed away from cancer some time ago. He's been living alone since doing seemingly fine. Has kids and grand kids that visit him often.

     

    Anyway I noticed Tom's house had a for sale out front. So I asked him about it. "What's up Tom? Where the hell you moving to?"  "Hopefully my daughter will take me in" he says.

    I'm like oh your going to live with them and help out with the kids and stuff?   "Not really," he says.  I'm like well whats the deal man? you not like living here no more?   Then that's when he tells me that he has lost everything to Fanduel.  I didn't ask him too much after that I just kinda said ok buddy. My wife knows one of his daughters and she was telling my wife that ol Tom done blew through his retirement funds and went into debt. Now he has to sell the house to pay the debt and has no where to go except for his daughter's.

     

    Pretty sad story.  I know him fairly well and I've never heard him talk about gambling. Its really a surprise to everyone.  He just kept losing and just kept betting more and more higher stakes. Each time thinking this will be the one that I win and get back to even or not down so much. 

     

    I can see why gambling has been against the law for so long. Maybe it should've stayed that way.  Some people just get so sucked in its crazy. 

  8. 12 hours ago, High School Harry said:

    You have not been around for awhile but you are right.

    The whole Taylor Swift Travis Kelce dog and pony show is a good

    example of theatrical entertainment vs sports enterprise.

    I mean, who cares?

     

    Right.  Who cares?  Not me because I don't watch the shit anymore. I listen to games on the radio still because its what I been doing since I was 6 years old. This go bengals site is like my espn. I come here for breaking news.  But other than that the NFL has lost me. Id rather skip rocks on the creek with my nephew or anything else.    Its also unavoidable because guys I work with are gon talk nfl. One of my customers knows I used to be a huge bengals fan and he's a Stealers fan. So every time we talk he's gotta mention something.   

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  9. Basically wtf is going on here is that the NFL has shifted hard to being more of a theatrical entertainment producer verses being solely a sports entertainment company.

     

    Probably got something to do with lowering their carbon footprint and being more equitable and inclusive. 

     

    The court case will be amazingly entertaining to follow. That Portnoy dude is pretty funny.  Also the NFL will be able to use the court case for whatever they are obviously trying to do. Close up some open loop hole or something so the they can continue selling rigged events for bookies to take bets on.

     

    The betting industry is too big to fail. Just Fanduel alone has like 8k or 12k employees. And that is just a drop in the bucket to the whole market.  It has to be rigged. Commonsense really.

     

    When they started taking bets on wrestling that right there was a big experiment.

     

     

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