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Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.
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[quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]

Considering that your starting qb last week was the XFL MVP I can see why your so confident!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img]

What are going to do when Broken Toes is knocked out of the game and the 1998 All-State Insurance Salesman of the Year comes into the game to throw that crucial pick [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] or fumble the hand off [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] :unsure: in overtime?

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that Broken Toes plays the whole game, that's the only way it will be a competitive game for 60 minutes.

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[quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]


Great grammar....I bet you learned English by listening to Hooked on Phonics....or in your case Hukt on Foniks
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[quote name='Bengal_Smoov' post='172898' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:43 AM'][quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']
Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]

Considering that your starting qb last week was the XFL MVP I can see why your so confident!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img]

What are going to do when Broken Toes is knocked out of the game and the 1998 All-State Insurance Salesman of the Year comes into the game to throw that crucial pick [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] or fumble the hand off [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] :unsure: in overtime?

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that Broken Toes plays the whole game, that's the only way it will be a competitive game for 60 minutes.
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Fuck AllState... I get USAA!!

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[i][url="http://www.bengals.com/team/player.asp?player_id=21"]carson palmer's bio[/url]

[i]COOL IN CRUNCH TIME: Palmer posted a 6-6 record in games in which he started and played all the way, and three times in the six victories, he excelled during the fourth quarter. 1. On Sept. 19 vs. Miami, he led a 10-play, 59-yard drive for a tie-breaking field goal with :02 to play, completing 7 of 8 passes on the march. 2. On Nov. 28 vs. Cleveland, he brought the Bengals from a 48-44 fourth-period deficit to an eventual 58-48 victory. 3. And on Dec. 5 at Baltimore, he led a pair of fourth-quarter comebacks. With three TD passes in the final period at Baltimore, he lifted Cincinnati from a 20-3 deficit to a 24-23 lead. And after Baltimore regained the lead at 26-24, Palmer took the offense 60 yards in 8 plays over the final 1:42 for a field goal and a 27-26 win. In the fourth quarter against the Ravens, Palmer was 10-of-13 passing for 200 yards, and two of his incompletions were spikes to stop the clock. [/i][/i]

i posted this in another thread, but it fits here well also...

you guys only remember when palmer was very shaky, which changed dramatically after the second browns game... ask the ravens if palmer is a "choke artist"...

and how the hell do you guys have a balls to call palmer a choke artist? lets see here, what the hell happened against the pats last year int eh playoffs? how about 3 int's... i know what is coming now... "make the playoffs and then you can talk"... well, my response to that is "get a qb that doesn't choke, and then YOU can talk"... we will be in the playoffs this year, and then show you how to FINISH... palmer is a future hall of famer... ben is a good general... he doesn't have the arm, smarts, accuracy, or weapons aroudn him like palmer does...

ben is good, palmer is great... no disputing that... anyone that can see, knows that...
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Why do we even waste time responding to infantile posts like this. There are some Steelers fans (Southern for instance) who talk trash but at least have something to say and are worthy of some banter, however, this douchechill has no purpose other than to stir the pot...don't fall into the trap.
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[quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]

Dude, you're living in the past.
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[quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]

What did Ben do in the the playoffs? choke, thats what he did.

If the Squeelers lose, you cock gobbling Squeeler fans will come up with some excuses about how Ben wasnt 100% or how Wards vagina was hurt.
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[quote name='CTA513' post='173533' date='Oct 20 2005, 04:23 PM'][quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']
Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]

What did Ben do in the the super bowl? choke, thats what he did.

If the Squeelers lose, you cock gobbling Squeeler fans will come up with some excuses about how Ben wasnt 100% or how Wards vagina was hurt.
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Superbowl?!? He couldnt even make it to the Superbowl, lets not give Turdburgler too much credit here.
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[quote name='Sticky Icky' post='172892' date='Oct 19 2005, 11:38 AM']Ah Choker Palmer, the most overrated thing to happen to football since Under Armor.

Choker Palmer... such pretty nice stats early. Such big chokes late!

Yes when your team is down, here comes Choker to the rescue! The big pick in the 4th quarter, the fumble on the last drive... ahhh!

Carson "Choke" Palmer... king of the second-quarter TD pass. Queen of the 4th-quarter choke.

Really, going against the Choke Queen is like getting a bye week, only they give you the credit for a win.[/quote]
leave ya fucking troll

and also check records
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