Hines Ward Jokes

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[color="#663300"]What does Hines Ward say to Ben before going on vacation? [/color]




[i]"Can I help you pack your shit"[/i]











[color="#663300"]What's the most common line Hines Ward uses when dining with teammates?[/color]




[i]"May I push your stool in"[/i]











[color="#663300"]What's the difference between a refridgerator and Hines Ward? [/color]




[i]The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out [/i]












[color="#663300"]What's the hardest thing Hines Ward will find about retiring from the Steelers?[/color]




[i]Leaving his teammates behind[/i]











[color="#CC33CC"]*feel free to add your own [/color]

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[MULLY]

How many Steelers can you fit on a bar stool?
4. Turn it upside down.


What's the difference between Hines Ward and a microwave oven?
The microwave won't brown your meat.


MULLY

[Ban_Me_Again_Boys]

Q: What's the difference between Hines Ward and Chad Johnson?

A: Ward was MVP of Super Bowl XL, and Chad took a swing at his head coach for not throwing him more passes.


PS - I love cock in my ass

[Ben]

Q: What's the difference between Hines Ward and Chad Johnson?

A: Chad Johnson has never had severe trauma to the rectum.

[Guest BlackJesus]

[b][i][color="#663333"][center]"After Superbowl *XL Hines Ward picked up the phone to call Mike Holmgren ... upon answering Ward wanted to make it clear to the coach that he is almost reminded on a daily basis ... that there's nothing wrong with cuming in number-two."


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