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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='235266' date='Mar 20 2006, 12:35 PM'][center][img]http://www.pittsburghese.com/image/logo99trans.gif[/img]

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"Ask not wah yinzes country can do fer you n'at. Ask wah yinz can do fer yinzes country" - John F. Kennedy

Yo BJ man where you find this shit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Nati Ice' post='235336' date='Mar 20 2006, 02:11 PM']da bukkake party was wonderful lassnite big ben... thanks fer da invite. -whines hard[/quote]


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[b]If Dr. Martin Luther King had to drink the water in Shittsburg .....[/b]


[i]"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live aht da true meaning of its creed: "We hold dese truths self-evident: that alls men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on da red h'ls of Georgia da sons of fermer slaves anna sons of fermer slaveowners will be able to sit dahn together at a table of brudderhood. I have a dream that one day even da state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering wit da heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and jestice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation wheres abahts they will not be judged by da keller of their skin but by da content of their character. I have a dream today." [/i]
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This just in from queernation.com.

Their FBI buddies have released the latest Osama Bin Tapes

Normal English Usage:
You, the American people, I talk to you today about the best way to avoid another catastrophe and about war, its reasons and its consequences. And in that regard, I say to you that security is an important pillar of human life, and that free people do not compromise their security.



Da translation is:
You, da American people, I talk to yinz today abaht da best way to avoid another catastrophe and abaht war, its reasons and its consequences. And in that regard, I say to yinz that security is an important pillar of human life, n'at free people do not compromise their security.
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[size=3][b]Upon being released from the hospital .... Toothlessberger released a statement .... [/size] [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2484472"]Link[/url]


this is the statement after being ran through the pissburghese translator ....[/b]


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[i][quote]"In da past few days, I have gained a new perspective on life. By da grace of God, ahz fertunate alive, surrounded by loved ones and lifted by da prayers and support of so many. ahz sorry fer any anxiety and concern my actions have caused others, pacifically my family, da stillers organization, my teammates and our fans. I recognize that I have a responsibility to safeguard my health in da offseason so I can continue to lead our team effectively. I never meant any harm to others nor to break any laws. I was confident in my ability to ride a motorsickle and simply believed such an accident wouttent happen to me. If I ever ride again, it certainly will be wit a helmet. My deepest appreciation goes aht to da stillers organization and my teammates fer da compassion they have shown me. da physicians and support staff at Mercy Hospital were simply amazing, and I will ferever be grateful fer their caring treatment. I want to assure everyone ahz committed to a complete and timely recovery. I looky ferward to being at training camp in Lay-Trobe and to winning football games this season. "[/quote][/i][/size]
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