Storm Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe The Sun the Moon and the Stars are real Al Qauda had a part in the Oklahoma city bombing Janet Reno burned up the Branch Davidians Ghosts Bill and Hillary Clinton had a guy murdered Jesus Christ George W Bush lied about the war Evil I don't believe Jesus was magical The Devil Heaven Anything any politician says Anything any Preacher/Priest/Minister says Things I'm not sure about UFOs We walked on the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [b][size=3][u]I believe [/u] [/size] Bush and the PNAC had a hand in 9/11 Osama has been dead for years, and that we produce his tapes The CIA had a hand in killing MLK and Malcolm X that the Jews of the Biblical era are groups of present day Ethiopians, and that the so called "Jews" of Israel and Hollywood etc ... are mostly fake Khazars from E Europe who hijacked the religion Crack was propagated in the US by the FBI to blacks the Holocaust did Occur Aids did not occur naturally, it was initially man made on purpose OJ Killed Nicole we did land on the moon Israeli Zionists control parts of the U.S. government Humans will be extinct from Earth in under 300 years There will be a large terror attack in the U.S. before the mid term elections Cancer is caused by the toxicity of our food [size=3][u]I don't believe [/u] [/size] in Ghosts in Aliens in God in Angels in The Devil in excorcism in the Bible in the Qur'an Jesus ever existed[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe we are learning computers given a basic operating system each time we are born, with some "good" or "bad" data left over from previous installs in other spacesuits of various shapes and sizes. I believe we are to grow and experience this world, fulfill purpose, and ultimately to return to that which created it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest #22 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe: that the Agro-Industries are ruining public health and the environment for monetary gain. (There is an area in the Gulf of Mexico the size of New Jersey which is polluted from runoff and kills anything that enters. Most foods that you eat have been Genetically spliced. There is no federal law requiring them to tell you this.) that people who doubt the holocaust occurred are ignorant and sinister that people who feel that God and Science should be mixed are to be pitied, AND blamed. that Morrissey should be murdered [edit: that I haven't seen any proof for the existence of God in my entire life ] that we should always listen to the media, or ever, for that matter that guns do anything but cause problems that Heroin was purposely spread throughout Black Communities in the 1940's and the 1950's. that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was murdered by the CIA and J. Edgar Hoover that we had a big hand in South American rightist politics in the 60's through 80's that "Lose this Skin" by The Clash and Tymonn Dogg was seriously underrated. In fact, that whole album is one of my favorites. that Jimmy Carter was underrated as a leader. that World War II is the only thing this country has done in the past century that is completely beyond reproach by all parties. (So does Bush, since he tries to compare Iraq to WWII daily.) that the reason Democrats have had little political success in the past 50 years was because we did the morally right thing (Civil Rights) and paid for it dearly (losing the South's vote) that the environment is the single most pressing issue facing us today and tomorrow. that small market Baseball Teams (the Reds and my Giants) will no longer exist in 50 years. We will all watch the Yankees, the Phillies, the Dodgers, and the Red Sox, or not watch anything at all. that Joe Morgan should be the next Commisioner of Baseball I don't Believe: In New York's "baseball tradition" That anyone in this country has an excuse to be ignorant or stupid. That Ronald Reagan did a single good thing for this country or this planet. That Abortion is ethically wrong. that I like Sly and the Family Stone 75% of the people in this country are embarrassments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [b]I believe.....[/b] in God there is life on other planets that NASCAR stands for Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks MLK, JFK, RFK, and Malcom X was murdered by the government in ghosts AIDS was created by the US government to kill off blacks George W Bush was a conspirator of 9-11 Cowher had Palmer injured on purpse that Katie Holmes is the most overrated, overhyped bitch of all time that a sexy ass on a woman is more attractive than big breasts BET is a government conspiracy to keep black folk ignorant that most Steeler fans lack fully functional brains the war on Iraq is complete bullshit i will marry the next woman i meet who swallows and enjoys cooking for me Ice La Fox is the sexiest pornstar in the business the Bengals will win the Super Bowl before 2009 it will be a cold day in hell, the day a non white or female is elected President in this country that the NFL screwed video game fans when it gave exclusive rights to EA i suffer from accute nymphomania [b]I dont believe......[/b] Tupac or Biggie's murder was a government conspiracy OJ acted alone there will ever be peace in the Middle East Hines Ward is hetrosexual Franco Harris caught the Immaculate Reception (he trapped the ball) that Jesus was a white dude that the Steelers are legitimate champions that NASCAR or golf should be considered athletic sports that Lee Harvey Oswald or James Earl Ray were the actual assassins the nation would be in a lot of sorrow if something were to happen to Bush that BAB will lose his virginity this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe in sneaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CTBengalsFan Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe... The NFL had something to do with the refs in the Super Bowl because they wanted to see the Jerome Bettis story come true. Dave Chappelle was coerced in some way into giving up his show, because you don't turn down $50 million for no good reason, especially when you have a family. Rap music has a big role in keeping black people down. Marijuana is the least harmful "drug" out there, much less so than alcohol, and even caffeine. MLB needs a salary cap I don't believe... In any sort of organized religion. That any sort of God exists. In any of the aforementioned conspiracy theories. In ghosts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest #22 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe what you believe. except Dave Chappelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='254686' date='Apr 25 2006, 03:58 AM'][b][size=3][u]I believe [/u] [/size] Crack was propagated in the US by the FBI to blacks the Holocaust did Occur Aids did not occur naturally, it was initially man made on purpose OJ Killed Nicole (I believe he did with help and I also beleive that evidence was planted to bolster their case which backfired giving the jury the little bit of doubt they needed to let a murderer go free) Israeli Zionists control parts of the U.S. government (the other parts are controlled by Chinese, Japanese, German, French, Russian and Saudi Arabian shadowy figures) Humans will be extinct from Earth in under 300 years (I don't see how we could last longer than that either) [size=3][u]I don't believe [/u] [/size] in Ghosts (me and my brother seen my grandfather 2 days after he died otherwise I wouldn't believe either) in Aliens (they're not from another planet, they were here before us) in God in Angels in The Devil in excorcism in the Bible (way too many contradictions) in the Qur'an Jesus ever existed (I believe he existed but was no more than just an evangelist[/b][/quote] [b]I also believe[/b] That we could easily find a cure for cancer and heart disease but there would be too big a burden on the social security system and some govt programs paying to keep a bunch of 80 and 90 year olds healthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [b][size=3]I believe[/size][/b] In God That his son was Jesus That the church needs to stop and take a look at itself and the issues it has if it really wants to reach more people That the goverment does get involved in some shady things, but not anywhere near the level some do That there were no WMDs but Sadam wanted people to believe it to protect his own self interests In a small and more effecent goverment That both parties have less good people in them than those who are full of it That Hubris is the biggest problem Washington faces [b][size=3]I respectfully disagree[/size][/b] That Xneu existed and we have Thatens in us That the Mac OSX is a better OS That the goverment created AIDS That Badass can rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='254711' date='Apr 25 2006, 12:32 AM'][b]I believe.....[/b] in God there is life on other planets that NASCAR stands for Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks MLK, JFK, RFK, and Malcom X was murdered by the government in ghosts AIDS was created by the US government to kill off blacks George W Bush was a conspirator of 9-11 Cowher had Palmer injured on purpse that Katie Holmes is the most overrated, overhyped bitch of all time that a sexy ass on a woman is more attractive than big breasts BET is a government conspiracy to keep black folk ignorant that most Steeler fans lack fully functional brains the war on Iraq is complete bullshit i will marry the next woman i meet who swallows and enjoys cooking for me Ice La Fox is the sexiest pornstar in the business the Bengals will win the Super Bowl before 2009 it will be a cold day in hell, the day a non white or female is elected President in this country that the NFL screwed video game fans when it gave exclusive rights to EA i suffer from accute nymphomania [b]I dont believe......[/b] Tupac or Biggie's murder was a government conspiracy OJ acted alone there will ever be peace in the Middle East Hines Ward is hetrosexual Franco Harris caught the Immaculate Reception (he trapped the ball) that Jesus was a white dude that the Steelers are legitimate champions that NASCAR or golf should be considered athletic sports that Lee Harvey Oswald or James Earl Ray were the actual assassins the nation would be in a lot of sorrow if something were to happen to Bush that BAB will lose his virginity this year[/quote] [i]AIDS was created by the US government to kill off blacks[/i] if you said homosexuals, i would be on board... however, how would this systimatically kill black people? honest question on how you came to this conclussion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='bengalrick' post='254938' date='Apr 25 2006, 01:24 PM'][i]AIDS was created by the US government to kill off blacks[/i] if you said homosexuals, i would be on board... however, how would this systimatically kill black people? honest question on how you came to this conclussion...[/quote] Actually, what I really meant was that I believe AIDS was created by the apartheid South African government sometime during the 70s and 80s so that it could kill off the black people there. I am confident however that the US government was fully aware of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='254944' date='Apr 25 2006, 01:35 PM']Actually, what I really meant was that I believe AIDS was created by the apartheid South African government sometime during the 70s and 80s so that it could kill off the black people there. I am confident however that the US government was fully aware of this.[/quote] maybe the US saw their (percieved) problems w/ homosexuality, and thought it would kill two birds w/ one stone... though i don't believe that necessarily, it makes sense now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [color="#FF0000"]more ....[/color] [b][size=3][u]I Believe [/u] [/size] in fate that one day the only thing living on earth will be cockroaches that Bush presently is still an alcoholic that the worlds leaders plot how to fuck the world annually at Bohemian Grove in California that the Skull and Bones fraternity is more dangerous to America than Al Qaeda That Hamas is a front for Israeli Mossad (their CIA) That the world would be a better place if someone killed Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity That the world will run out of Oil within 100 years [size=3][u]I Don't Believe [/u] [/size] in the Yeti in Bigfoot in magic in fortunetellers in tarot cards in Voodoo in the Lochness monster in Reincarnation in Leprachauns in Magic Johnsons heterosexuality that Tom Cruise ever has fucked a woman[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdmanND Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe this thread is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvilleBengal Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe that you are all nuts. Plus the majority of things in sneaky's post that have nothing to do with Badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I believe in Marvin Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='Dan_Bengals_NJ' post='255138' date='Apr 25 2006, 06:36 PM']I believe in Marvin Lewis[/quote] YES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 i got some more too. [b]I believe.....[/b] that now I am old enough to know better, so I now realize Bert and Ernie were very gay, because they slept in the same bed and after sex Ernie would wake Bert up trying to count sheep. the Smurfs are one of the kinkiest cartoons ever because all the guys walked around with no shirts and Smurfette walked around in hooker heels in the forest all day. that baseball plays too many games. that there is no way in hell that George W Bush could have been accepted and graduated from an Ivy league school if he didn't come from a family of powerful millionaires. that Oscar "The Grouch" was just misunderstood. Hey, you would be grouchy too if you were homeless and lived in a garbage can. that most white people have no idea that Mariah Carey, Derek Jeter and Vin Diesel are bi-racial. that bowling should be the national sport of African Americans because it symbolizes our dreams by knocking down white red necked pins with a strong black ball of power. that if this country bans gay marriage, it should also ban adultery as well because if the sanctity of marriage is so important, shouldn't cheating spouses go to jail? I have issues that George W Bush's grandfather made a fortune laundering money for the Nazis during WWII. the footage of the alien autopsy at Roswell is authentic. that major league baseball is boring as fuck and it should encourage the use of steriods to make people like me watch it. the NBA realizes that it would be more popular if it had more "star" white players, thats why it has gone out its way to bring in more "international" players. the NCAA is corrupt because it makes billions of dollars mainly for the contributions of inpoverished, inner city black youth playing in their basketball and football programs. Universities do not care if these kids receive a valid college education and exploit and seduce them because of the kid's on field performance, yet very little money goes back to help the communities from which these kids come from. that most of the modern so called Christian "leaders" are comparable to the Pharasies in the bible. [b]I don't believe....[/b] George W Bush cares about any body who is not wealthy. Jay Z would have been able to date Beyonce for this long if he wasn't such a wealthy businessman. it is worth it "moneywise" to take a family to the movies, when DVD's, cable and satellite are so easily available. Barry Bonds is any more guilty than Sammy Sosa or Mark McGuire. Kobe Bryant will ever be apart of a world championship team again. abortions should be illegal, however I do think its morally wrong. breast implants are sexier than natural tiny tits, so women should stop getting them. that doctors are really trying to find a cure for cancer or AIDS because they wouldn't make money if they cured people, instead they are just trying to develop treatment that will allow you to live with the disease and pay them at the same time. black guys have bigger penises than white guys on average. I understand whats so erotic about watching a woman take a piss, this must be a "white thing". I was serious about that the black penis thing, I was just trying to make my white brothers here feel better about themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvilleBengal Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 [quote name='Dan_Bengals_NJ' post='255138' date='Apr 25 2006, 06:36 PM']I believe in Marvin Lewis[/quote] That goes without saying. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for Marvin talking about how close our team is to a Superbowl and what we believe because we are starving for the draft. I believe that Marvin is gonna find us some gems this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coy Bacon Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I believe that everybody is full of shit. I don't believe that people who protest their own goodness can be trusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 [quote]I was serious about that the black penis thing, I was just trying to make my white brothers here feel better about themselves.[/quote] Apparelnly Badass' mom didnt tell you about "us". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I believe sneaky is on fire lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='255203' date='Apr 25 2006, 08:32 PM']Apparelnly Badass' mom didnt tell you about "us".[/quote] I also believe that BAB is the teenage version of Uncle Ruckus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='254711' date='Apr 25 2006, 12:32 AM'][b]I believe.....[/b] that BAB will lose his virginity this year[/quote] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.... I Believe: In most things the Bible says That Nintendo needs to go 3rd party That my blankey still smells fucking amazing That Motorola needs to stop making phones That JFK died of spontaneous combustion That my dog is cuter than yours That sneaky's mom has the widest pussy in the world That ghosts and spirits exist That aliens are living on this planet My 40 inch cock could choke you to death We landed on the moon I don't believe: That sneaky's mom has ever heard of birth control That the slut ever will That witches and wizards exist That Adolf Hitler committed suicide That the bitch who was stun gunned and killed because she was swinging knives deserved to live That your dog even holds a CANDLE to my dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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