Notorious Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 The Wish Thread.... a game where you make a wish, the next person says "granted, but" and turns the wish sour. Example: Poster 1 I wish I could fuck Jessica Alba in the butts. Poster 2 granted, but Jessica Alba has loose bowels and will shit all over your dick. I wish i could star in a porn movie. Poster 3 granted, but it's all male gangbang porn...and you're the cracker. ------------------- I wish... I didn't have to get up for work in the morning for a freaking meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='Notorious' post='280700' date='Jun 10 2006, 11:47 PM']I wish... I didn't have to get up for work in the morning for a freaking meeting.[/quote] [b]granted, but you will have to stay in bed while wines hard licks your balls all morning I wish ... I could run onto the field of PBS and behead Bill Cowher and then run to the 50 yd line logo and spike it[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='280704' date='Jun 10 2006, 11:49 PM'][b]granted, but you will have to stay in bed while wines hard licks your balls all morning I wish ... I could run onto the field of PBS and behead Bill Cowher and then run to the 50 yd line logo and spike it[/b][/quote] Granted but you then have to go to Jail, however due to the nature of the crime you get a pardon by Bush under the condition you join the RNC. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] I wish TurdBugerler gets the same injury Carson got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='280707' date='Jun 10 2006, 11:52 PM']I wish TurdBugerler gets the same injury Carson got.[/quote] [b]Granted ... But then the stealers will work out a trade to send Willie Parker to the Colts for Peyton Manning I wish I had an invisible suit that would make me invisible [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='280710' date='Jun 10 2006, 11:55 PM'][b] I wish I had an invisible suit that would make me invisible [/b][/quote] Granted, but during another one of your intoxicated Bengal road trips, you stumble into the road and get ran over by a truck. I wish I could pump Angelina Jolie & Beyonce Knowles with so much of my baby batter, that their noses become runny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='280741' date='Jun 11 2006, 12:29 AM']Granted, but during another one of your intoxicated Bengal road trips, you stumble into the road and get ran over by a truck. I wish I could pump Angelina Jolie & Beyonce Knowles with so much of my baby batter, that their noses become runny.[/quote] Granted,but in the process you find out they are shemales.(sorry,that's the best I have) I wish I was irresistible to women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='schotzee' post='280908' date='Jun 11 2006, 03:09 PM']Granted,but in the process you find out they are shemales.(sorry,that's the best I have) I wish I was irresistible to women[/quote] Granted but in the process you lose all attraction to them and grow an attraction to Richard Simmons. I wish McNair is injured when we play the Ratbirds this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='280913' date='Jun 11 2006, 03:20 PM']Granted but in the process you lose all attraction to them and grow an attraction to Richard Simmons. I wish McNair is injured when we play the Ratbirds this year.[/quote] Granted, but then Kyle Boller starts and throws a touchdown pass, to where that makes us look bad and also almost makes a comeback...but comes up short . He could never compare to Carson, I wish the bengals would win the super bowl this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='JC' post='280924' date='Jun 11 2006, 03:40 PM']I wish the bengals would win the super bowl this year.[/quote] Granted, but the refs give some calls in favor of the Bengals, and we are left defending the title for a year. (even though we would've won anyways, the Cardinals suck) I wish to get a career started here pretty soon, making at least $60 a year to start out with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThurmanMunster Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='280943' date='Jun 11 2006, 04:29 PM']Granted, but the refs give some calls in favor of the Bengals, and we are left defending the title for a year. (even though we would've won anyways, the Cardinals suck) I wish to get a career started here pretty soon, making at least $60 a year to start out with...[/quote] granted but on 60 dollars a year you kill all of your employees due to poorness and live the remainder of ur life as the prison bitch in jail. I wish the Bengals would quit trying to get on America's Most Wanted and start winning Nobel Prizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='280951' date='Jun 11 2006, 05:04 PM']granted but on 60 dollars a year you kill all of your employees due to poorness and live the remainder of ur life as the prison bitch in jail. I wish the Bengals would quit trying to get on America's Most Wanted and start winning Nobel Prizes.[/quote] Granted... now they will be gay serial rapist and never get caught... therefore never appearing on America's Most Wanted. You can forget the Nobel Prize, it isn't happening. I wish I had about 8 million dollars in my bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThurmanMunster Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Matt_Six' post='281087' date='Jun 11 2006, 10:06 PM']Granted... now they will be gay serial rapist and never get caught... therefore never appearing on America's Most Wanted. You can forget the Nobel Prize, it isn't happening. I wish I had about 8 million dollars in my bank account.[/quote] granted, but u are 20 million in debt. I wish I had the biggest dick in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='281099' date='Jun 11 2006, 10:24 PM']granted, but u are 20 million in debt. I wish I had the biggest dick in the world[/quote] granted, unless you go out with the person who has the biggest vagina and/or mouth in the world, it wouldn't do much for you i wish i had the biggest, greatest tv ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='BadassBengal' post='281129' date='Jun 11 2006, 11:22 PM']granted, unless you go out with the person who has the biggest vagina and/or mouth in the world, it wouldn't do much for you i wish i had the biggest, greatest tv ever[/quote] But then daddy takes it away when he discovers you are playing too many video games, uses it for himself and never lets you watch. I wish I took pictures of the kids kicking BJ in the hallway on the Jacksonville trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='BadassBengal' post='281129' date='Jun 11 2006, 11:22 PM']i wish i had the biggest, greatest tv ever[/quote] Granted, but it doesn't work, and it can't be fixed. D'oh, Dan beat me. To Dan, granted, but the FBI locks you up and beats the crap out of you for having that picture. They torture you and try to get information out of you, about how it all went down. I wish it were football season already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Granted but the Bengals wont win a game this year and the stealers will go undefeated. I wish that I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='281140' date='Jun 11 2006, 11:33 PM']Granted but the Bengals wont win a game this year and the stealers will go undefeated. I wish that I could fly[/quote] Granted, but God would strike you down for speaking such blasphemous talk despite it being just part of a game. I wish I had the skillz of Carson Palmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 granted, but you just got drafted by the stealer. i wish i was hugh hefner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='281150' date='Jun 11 2006, 11:55 PM']i wish i was hugh hefner.[/quote] [b]granted ... but Viagra will be made illegal ... I wish I could marry a deaf and blind 2 foot tall paraplegic torso with a tight naturally hairless vagina and no gag reflex[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 granted, but after you got with her the ink from your tatts made her grow a dick and now your stuck with her for the rest of your life. but she still could suck a mean cock head. i wish i could fuck any girl i want at any time of the day, all i gotta do is snap my fingers and baaaam, their she goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='281165' date='Jun 12 2006, 12:19 AM']i wish i could fuck any girl i want at any time of the day, all i gotta do is snap my fingers and baaaam, their she goes.[/quote] Granted, but you get into a horrible accident and are left with 1 finger on each hand. I wish gas was cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Notorious' post='281174' date='Jun 12 2006, 12:35 AM']Granted, but you get into a horrible accident and are left with 1 finger on each hand. I wish gas was cheaper.[/quote] Granted, but you are left with no car. I wish I had sideline season tickets to every single Bengals game, with free travel and hotel expenses paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 granted but you have to sniff jock straps after every game to keep your tickets. i wish i could kick 100 yard field goals and never miss,so i could be the secrete weapon for the bengals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='281185' date='Jun 12 2006, 01:03 AM']granted but you have to sniff jock straps after every game to keep you tickets. i wish i could kick 100 yard field goals and never miss,so i could be the secrete weapon for the bengals.[/quote] Granted but to become more areodynamic your dick falls off. I wish this offseason was rewound and none of this stuff happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='281187' date='Jun 12 2006, 02:05 PM']I wish this offseason was rewound and none of this stuff happened.[/quote] Granted, but in exchange we find out that Carson enjoys cornholing with Chad. wait a minute....... MULLY I wish it didn't hurt when you get kicked in the pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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