Jamie_B Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 [quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='283012' date='Jun 14 2006, 09:48 PM']Granted but your arms get chopped off and you have to paint with your feet I wish I could play toss with Carson Palmer [/quote] Granted but he puts our a restraining order on you after you attempt to hump his leg. I wish...and this is a big one that might not be able to happen..... that stealers fans would get a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Granted but then they want to have sex with you. I wish I could throw 100 yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious Posted June 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 [quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='283017' date='Jun 14 2006, 09:56 PM']Granted but then they want to have sex with you. I wish I could throw 100 yards[/quote] Granted, but only in Madden. I wish the the site/forums would work correctly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Granted, but then you have to cuddle up close to Go's nutsac and sing "The Rose" MULLY I wish The stealers would fall off the face of this earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeBengal Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='283087' date='Jun 17 2006, 01:36 PM']Granted, but then you have to cuddle up close to Go's nutsac and sing "The Rose" MULLY I wish The stealers would fall off the face of this earth[/quote] Granted, but then we'd miss out on 2 MORE EASY WINS the year!! I wish i could win the Bassmaster Classic Championship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 granted, but you then get disqualified for shoving rocks down in the bass for extra weight.... I wish I had a couple valium and a doobie right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='283191' date='Jun 18 2006, 06:14 AM']granted, but you then get disqualified for shoving rocks down in the bass for extra weight.... I wish I had a couple valium and a doobie right now...[/quote] Me too...er.....granted, but you become hooked on phonics and end up walking around correcting everyone's pronunciation. I wish I could get a tight afro perm done to the the hair of my bag. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runrudirun Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='283241' date='Jun 17 2006, 08:23 PM']Me too...er.....granted, but you become hooked on phonics and end up walking around correcting everyone's pronunciation. I wish I could get a tight afro perm done to the the hair of my bag. MULLY[/quote] granted but the rest of your life your wife calls your piece her little troy(polamalu) i wish atheletes would associate with people their age and not minors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 [quote name='runrudirun' post='283342' date='Jun 18 2006, 01:54 PM']granted but the rest of your life your wife calls your piece her little troy(polamalu) i wish atheletes would associate with people their age and not minors[/quote] Granted, but then non-athletes would only be allowed to assosiate with those over 65. I wish I could play guitar as well as Eddie Van Halen MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='283348' date='Jun 18 2006, 05:48 AM']Granted, but then non-athletes would only be allowed to assosiate with those over 65. I wish I could play guitar as well as Eddie Van Halen MULLY[/quote] granted, but not till Eddie Van Halen is 97 years old......... I wish I had Carmen's body and J-lo's booty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='283414' date='Jun 18 2006, 11:32 PM']I wish I had Carmen's body and J-lo's booty[/quote] Granted, but underneath the clothes you're covered in big, pus-filled carbuncle boils. I wish I had Carmen's body and J-lo's booty....but not the same way Beotch was talking about. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='283447' date='Jun 18 2006, 04:06 PM']Granted, but underneath the clothes you're covered in big, pus-filled carbuncle boils. I wish I had Carmen's body and J-lo's booty....but not the same way Beotch was talking about. MULLY[/quote] granted, but then you get the worst case of syphillis ever reported...... I wish I was laying in a hammock with a big blanky and pillow on the front porch of a beach bungalo, with a stiff drink and a fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='283563' date='Jun 19 2006, 09:41 AM']I wish I was laying in a hammock with a big blanky and pillow on the front porch of a beach bungalo, with a stiff drink and a fatty.[/quote] Granted. You're in that hammock with the blanky and pillow but I've got the stiff fatty for ya.....and it's got the worst case of syphillis ever reported. I wish my syphillis would clear up. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Granted, but now you have herpes I wish I could kick Chris Henry's ass right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 granted, but your foot gets lodged in his sphincter and you have to have the fire department remove it.... I wish I wasn't at work right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='283678' date='Jun 19 2006, 09:11 AM']granted, but your foot gets lodged in his sphincter and you have to have the fire department remove it.... I wish I wasn't at work right now.[/quote] Granted... welcome to hell. I wish this girl in front of me would quit watchingb this video of some lady whiping a guys' ass... I keep looking anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 [quote name='Matt_Six' post='283736' date='Jun 19 2006, 03:32 PM']Granted... welcome to hell. I wish this girl in front of me would quit watchingb this video of some lady whiping a guys' ass... I keep looking anyway.[/quote] granted, but the girl in front of you gets pissed off and whips your ass and your friend is filming it... I wish I had something else to eat besides a sausage link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Granted but then you get food poisoning.... I wish it was September 10th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 [quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='283805' date='Jun 19 2006, 01:47 PM']Granted but then you get food poisoning.... I wish it was September 10th[/quote] Granted,but it is September 10th 2000,where we lose our first 6 games. I wish I had x-ray eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 [quote]I wish I had x-ray eyes[/quote] Granted, but you look through a wall and catch Danny DeVito beating off in the shower....which arouses you. I wish I had new strings for my guitar. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='284223' date='Jun 20 2006, 10:09 AM']Granted, but you look through a wall and catch Danny DeVito beating off in the shower....which arouses you. I wish I had new strings for my guitar. MULLY[/quote] Granted, but they break the first time you play them. I wish the person below me types absolutely nothing (including the words absolutely nothing for you wisenhiemers out there ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BengalBeotch Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='284354' date='Jun 20 2006, 05:51 PM'][/quote] I wish I could go to all the away games this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Granted but you have nosebleed seats for all 8 games and we lose them all [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] I wish the stealers werent even in the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 [quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='284360' date='Jun 20 2006, 01:56 PM']Granted but you have nosebleed seats for all 8 games and we lose them all [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] I wish the stealers werent even in the NFL[/quote] Granted, but the Steelers are still in the NFL. I wish I had a machine that made any meal I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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