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*** THE GATORADE CONSPIRACY !!!! ***


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[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='283868' date='Jun 19 2006, 03:39 PM']I'm still gonna drink the Ade and nobody is gonna stop me :D In fact, I am drinking one right now :blush:[/quote]

Are you trying to tell us something?

Speak up, man, we can't hear you for the Ade bottle in your mouth.




:D :ninja:

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[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='284358' date='Jun 20 2006, 01:53 PM']Are you trying to tell us something?

Speak up, man, we can't hear you for the Ade bottle in your mouth.




:D :ninja:[/quote]

:lmao: No man. I am straight B)

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Guest oldschooler
Well it makes sense to me. I`ve always thought the stuff
tasted like piss... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/39.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/31.gif[/img]
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Actually, I just did a little research, and it appears that this is all
just a big conspiracy to defame Gatorade.

And I found out the person that is behind the conspiracy...


[img]http://homepage.mac.com/stevyn/images/koolaid.gif[/img]

[size=5][b]Oh Yeah !!!! [/b][/size]
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btw BJ, posting something without citing it is called plagiarism. Its just as bad as if you claim it is your own.


[url="http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html"]http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/g...conspiracy.html[/url]
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[quote name='#22' post='291220' date='Jul 7 2006, 08:41 PM']btw BJ, posting something without citing it is called plagiarism. Its just as bad as if you claim it is your own.
[url="http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html"]http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/g...conspiracy.html[/url][/quote]


[b]I never said it was my own .... and I didn't know where the parts I had came from ... they were sent to me in a Myspace blog from a friend with no original source (that obviously got them from that site or elsewhere) ...

I then added a few of my own touches ... and there you have it ....

Also I am not in class ... nor am I held to some rule of authenticity when on a Message board .... so for now .... chew on my dick. :wave:


ps - also how pathetic are you to play detective on a joke post about Gatorade bottles and then try and play the aha game ... [u]when I said myself up top that I was not the original author.[/u]

.... :contract:

[quote name='BlackJesus' post='283866' date='Jun 19 2006, 03:37 PM']I got the idea off of a blog I saw and then touched it up and added some of my own twist to it[/quote]


[color="#FF0000"]#22 = [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] [/b][/color]

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[quote name='#22' post='291241' date='Jul 7 2006, 09:44 PM']at least I don't constantly act like I am smarter than everyone else when I clearly have a myopic world view.[/quote]


[b]What the fuck is your problem ?

And what the fuck does this have to do with a Gatorade Post about Cock shaped bottles .... ?


Go jerk off or something :boring: [/b]

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[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='291239' date='Jul 7 2006, 09:39 PM']THIS THREAD NEEDS TO GO TO THE HALL OF FAME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!
BRILLIANT WORK!!!![/quote]
I disagree... it's pure junk. He posted this as if it were his.
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[quote name='steggyD' post='291315' date='Jul 8 2006, 02:21 AM']I disagree... it's pure junk. He posted this as if it were his.[/quote]


[center][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/17703130155.gif[/img]





[b]you people are hilarious ..... can you not read .... lick my balls :wave: [/b] [/center]

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Dude, you didn't even give credit to the person who wrote that stuff. As a matter of fact, you didn't even admit that it wasn't yours until someone caught you, in particular, skilly.

But whatever, go ahead and take the credit for other people's comedy.
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Guest BlackJesus

[quote name='steggyD' post='291438' date='Jul 8 2006, 03:15 PM']Dude, you didn't even give credit to the person who wrote that stuff. As a matter of fact, you didn't even admit that it wasn't yours until someone caught you, in particular, skilly.

But whatever, go ahead and take the credit for other people's comedy.[/quote]


[b]Umm fuckface .... it was sent to me in a blog from a friend .... he wasn't the original author .... he had gotten it from a friend. I then had the pics and info and then decided to alter it to make it more applicable to the Bengals and take out a lot of the stuff I didn't think was needed ... and add some of my own twist and pictures to it. I didn't know where it originally came from ....


And why the fuck is this an issue anyway ??? I never said I wanted to be praised for the piece .... nor did I ever say "Thanks for the credit nor take credit for it." I simply put it out there ....

You fucking lame ass bitches think that this is some fucking grad school class where all source material has to have a footnote or citation ..... hell I have probably posted 10,000 plus articles etc ... and I would say that 99 % of the time I include the source + Link =When I actually know where it came from !

you all are pathetic .... that you would stain your tampons over the fact that I altered a Gatorade post about cock bottles and didn't hunt down the original blog it came from .... (if this guy is even the real author ... who knows where he got it) .... + this was not copyrighted material ... nor was the author noted ....


So go fuck yourself you squirmy little cunts .... (it is so obvious that all you are really doing is showing your frustration from the J&D forum and trying to spill it into other places ....) [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] [/b]



[quote name='#22' post='291443' date='Jul 8 2006, 04:36 PM']something gives me the feeling this isn't the first time it's been done, anyway[/quote]

[b]Something gives me the feeling you have become a whiny little bitch ... who is making an issue where there isn't one [/b] :boring:

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[quote name='steggyD' post='291467' date='Jul 8 2006, 07:04 PM']The guilt is eating him alive.[/quote]


[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]


[b] What fucking guilt ??? God damn you are stupid as fuck ! .... what the fuck are you even talking about ?

There is nothing to feel guilty for .... I never said it was my original work ... and I never took credit for it ....


Damn you are a squirmy little bitch ..... [/b]
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[quote name='steggyD' post='291476' date='Jul 8 2006, 07:54 PM']He's breakin' down, people. He'll need therapy by end of next week.[/quote]
Steggy seriously man you and 22 need to learn how to read. He said he got it from a blog and he had no way of getting to the original author of it you dumbasses. Give BJ a break.


BJ I actually liked this piece and I have nothing aganist you.Good job on your part. :headbang:

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[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='294557' date='Jul 16 2006, 03:07 AM']Steggy seriously man you and 22 need to learn how to read.[/quote]

I don't know about anyone else...but if you can type in complete sentences you might be able to read pretty well.










:) :ninja:


i did enjoy it although...but carry on.

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Guest fredtoast
Sure it is a big dick. Why do you think they call it "Gatorade"? Because Gator fans are famous for their love of drinking from big thick cocks.
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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='283647' date='Jun 19 2006, 05:42 AM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img] Have you ever pulled a joke on somebody, but you could never tell them about it because it was a prank so foul, so degrading, so truly evil... that revealing it would have had dire consequences? Like maybe spitting on someone's food or stealing from a family member?

Sure you have. We all have. Well Bengal fans, [b]I want to expose the conspiracy[/b] the people at Gatorade have been perpetrating on the sports drink drinking public for the past few decades. [b]This epiphany came to me [/b] yesterday as I watched the NBA finals ... and it must be known by the public.[/quote]


What do you mean you didnt take credit for it BJ??? "I want to expose..." and "This epiphany came to me"

Does that not sound like taking credit???
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Guest BlackJesus
[quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='300581' date='Jul 25 2006, 02:01 PM']What do you mean you didnt take credit for it BJ??? "I want to expose..." and "This epiphany came to me"

Does that not sound like taking credit???[/quote]

[center][img]http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/davechapelleliljon26nn.gif[/img]





[b]I don't look at this for weeks and come back and your pathetic ass is still obsessed with this [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]




quit acting like a Jewish grandmother [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/37.gif[/img] .... None of the above actualy happened ... it was written as prose ... [/b] [/center]
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