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So they found BJ's myspace page and did some photoshopping. Well the past two days BJ went over there and proceeded to make most of their site his personal playground. I laughed, I cried...all in all it was good times.

My friend never have I seen ONE PERSON get under the skin of so many people, for that I commend you. And I also must say it's with a swell of pride that I have risen to their #2 hated. It's a badge of honor that I wear with great pride.
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[u][b]Some observations from my time at Squeeler Nation:[/u]


- They don't have that many members who post (probably about 10 regular posters, 10 sometimes posters, and 20 regular readers who never post really). Now they hilariously think that we are the site with 10 regulars ... not realizing that we have hundreds of more people on a daily basis than they do.


- At first they thought it was absolute hilarity that I was a 23 year old with a Myspace account (for the record I like aspects of Myspace, I have a network of over 2,000 friends that I enjoy getting info from, and use it more as a tool to network and meet and talk to people around the world (especially foreign contacts that I know) than I do use it to meet chicks etc. Well they found pics of me in Africa and the ones that were readily available on here and thought it was the coolest thing ever. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] However upon me showing them that almost all of them who were in their 30's and 40's in some cases also had myspace pages .... they were stuck in their tracks. The comedy then turned to their belief that I was a rich kid who tours Africa on dads money. = None of this is actually true but they love the idea over there and use it as an excuse for the only possible way that I toured the world like I did.


- They also can't fathom that I am in a doctorate program. I guess because I spoke down to my audience over there and they love my occasional spelling errors (not realizing that it was me vs all the members at once, and thus I had to type faster to keep up. They also later took away my editing option and began editing some of my posts (who knows now they may be editing all of them - so who knows if what you are reading over there is what I really wrote or not).


- On Day 2 of me vs them all ... a few of them decided that they wanted to find me in Florida for an altercation.... then they thought that me telling them that I would body bag them if they did was a threat. I saw it more as a justified response to guys traveling with the intent to meet and take me on.


- [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] Showing real class .... I then tried to make it clear to them that the one area I didn't appreciate them getting into was my mother (not to make an issue of it, but it is because of her ongoing health issues). A few of their posters then decided to display real class upon me making this request by saying they should make shirts of her dying in the hospital, that they should all cum on her, that she was a whore, that they would take turns fucking her, etc etc etc. Now I dish plenty of smack out as well ... and so I understand the desire to do so .... but for some reason this got under my skin and I knew at that point that I would have to leave the site for good, before I seriously had a few of them killed (by the numerous people whom I know would gladly do it).


- Thus for about the last hour or so I have since told them I am not posting more anymore over there and to feel free to use the whole "took his ball home" line of logic and thus that is what they have been doing. Also they are continually talking about how fun it would be to rape my mother. (yes the same "we should call the FBI" assholes that got made when we joked about Cowhers daughter)


- They are under the belief that they handed me this holy smack whooping ... I will let you read and decide for yourself on the 20 vs 1 duel that took place and what you think (also keep in mind they can and did change my postings on some occasions). Personally I don't care about the perception that they "owned" me etc. They seem to be unable to understand how for me sports is an escape and that I am nothing like I am in a sports setting in "real life". Maybe this disconnect is because for them they only have their "Steeler hat" ... but I wear many hats in life and in different settings ... and my Bengal fan one is just one of them. Oh yeah this also to them means that I am bi-polar ... because I shifted from serious to joking with them in an attempt to reason with them.


- I have a shit load of hilarious pics on many of them ... and a shit load of personal info on many of them ... But I will not divulge it in the hope that they will eventually get over their obsession with me ... They also love to say that I can't find info on them ... and then when I do they say that such info can easily be had.

- Also one of the parts of their site that will make it hard for you to read most likely is the fact that many of their photos don't show up unless you are registered ... however most of them you should still see (and all of mine) ... and I wouldn't recommend registering ... unless you want them to give out all of your info like they keep doing to Go (not realizing that none of that info is actually correct anymore) :wacko: [/b]

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Dude I told you, you cant reason or be serious with these people its like talking to forest gump. They are functionally retarded and attempting to speak on any level other than caveman is a waste of time and energy.
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thats propably my favorite clip!!! what can i say about your coat that hasn't been said Buc Nasty, it's like afghanistan, it already been bombed!!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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[color="#330099"][b]- What I have confirmed by being "in the belly of the beast" if you will .... is that they are far dumber than I ever imagined. They continually say things that are in direct contradiction to the above posts. For instance one of them will post a pic of me and then laugh about my long hair .... and then one of them will joke that I am probably a 50 year old guy with no hair. :wacko: I am not sure if this is a result of lack of literacy ... or the fact that they don't read before posting but I will let you make up your own mind.


- Also they are far more twisted than many of us are. I think all of us understand that I am "tongue in cheek" in most of my jokes. (This is a concept they don’t get by the way). And I would like to believe that if a Stealer poster actually made reference to a family member that we wouldn't wish them rape or death "for real". Now sure we justifiably I believe joke about Ben ... but that is because we don't actually know Ben and no one here does. Also it is more karma related irony than really hating the chubby fucker. They seem to actually believe that I want Hitler like Genocide and they even compare me to Saddam over there. When I try to explain to them that we say many things in jest they don't get it ... now they go on about how my ill mother is a whore and should die.


- Now my traces are in a good deal of their posts over there ... so it isn't all condensed into just one .... Also my posting name was "Primetime99" but they want to change it to BlackJesus ... so it could be either by now.


- Also I am not sure if they are using any self moderation on themselves ... and thus some of their own things may be edited out by now ... but I doubt it. [/b] [/color]

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[quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='283828' date='Jun 19 2006, 02:32 PM']thats propably my favorite clip!!! what can i say about your coat that hasn't been said Buc Nasty, it's like afghanistan, it already been bombed!!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img][/quote]


:D


Now if youll excuse me Im gonna go home and put some water in Aries1247's momma's dish.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='283806' date='Jun 19 2006, 01:48 PM']And I also must say it's with a swell of pride that I have risen to their #2 hated. It's a badge of honor that I wear with great pride.[/quote]


[b]Hey Jamie .. you are kind of seen as the Eichmann and me the Hitler. (oh they'll flip out over this reference, as I know they are reading here now ... = but then again they don't understand analogy it seems [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] ). There is at least 5 references amongst the posts in relation to you finding info or pictures of them .... (I wonder if they realize you can throw in some NSA phonecalls for fun or get me some background checks :ninja: ).

[center]I would put their order of hatred over there to

1. Me
2. Jamie
3. Go
4. Badass
5. Rumble [/b][/center]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='283844' date='Jun 19 2006, 02:59 PM'][b]Hey Jamie .. you are kind of seen as the Eichmann and me the Hitler. (oh they'll flip out over this reference, as I know they are reading here now ... = but then again they don't understand analogy it seems [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] ). There is at least 5 references amongst the posts in relation to you finding info or pictures of them .... (I wonder if they realize you can throw in some NSA phonecalls for fun or get me some background checks :ninja: ).

[center]I would put their order of hatred over there to

1. Me
2. Jamie
3. Go
4. Badass
5. Rumble [/b][/center][/quote]


:headbang:

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[quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='283814' date='Jun 19 2006, 02:05 PM']i think im in the top 10 hated. i love it, im playa hater of the year baby.[/quote]

[b]top 5 for sure ...

Also you would have loved their earlier reference which consisted of the poster Sion declaring [i]"Fuck Islam, Fuck Muslims, Fuck Mohammed and the whole lot of them".[/i] ... I wonder how this one will go down at the local mosque. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]


:ninja: [/b]

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[quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='283835' date='Jun 19 2006, 02:42 PM']right on, hey BJ...don't sweat it man. we're gonna post as many as we can of their personal info. I already got a couple of their addresses and phone numbers![/quote]

[b]Well since I told them that I won't divulge any of their info in the hope that it may stop their celebrity obsession with me ...I will stick to that, so you'll be on your own for now on that one ... ;) [/b]

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[quote name='BengalBacker' post='283855' date='Jun 19 2006, 03:24 PM']They're gonna love my new movie. Part 1 of 3 is basically finished. :)[/quote]


[b]did you ever youtube the old "bleeds" video ... or did they tattle to Youtube again ? [/b]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='283881' date='Jun 19 2006, 04:01 PM'][b]did you ever youtube the old "bleeds" video ... or did they tattle to Youtube again ? [/b][/quote]


Im pretty sure Go Hosted that here.

Yep...

[url="http://bleed.go-bengals.com/"]http://bleed.go-bengals.com/[/url]
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[quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='283886' date='Jun 19 2006, 04:10 PM']Hey BJ, how do you activate you're account over there...in the email i got the link or whatever didnt work[/quote]

[b]they should send you an email ... and then you just click on the link ...

however they may have disabled taking new members since my arrival [/b]
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[quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='283890' date='Jun 19 2006, 04:15 PM']do you have the old email by any chance i deleted mine...[/quote]

[b]no .... They should have a link on their page though if you need to reactivate ... or you could just sign up for another name .... [/b]
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='283884' date='Jun 19 2006, 04:03 PM'][url="http://bleed.go-bengals.com/"]http://bleed.go-bengals.com/[/url][/quote]


[b]Go should make it to where you have to let this video run to completion on your screen in order to register [/b]
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