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Welcome Bengal fans, to the first volume of the sneaky report.

Here is where I bring you the results of my research on stealer fans.

so we can answer questions like,

[i]Why do stealer fans smell?

Are stealers magnetically attracted to windshields of cars owned by old ladies?

If a couple who are stealer fans gets a divorce, are they still legally brother and sister?
[/i]

I will try to answer these questions and many more, as I travel like Jacques Cousteau, into
the heart of trailer trash nation.

[url="http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showthread.php?t=5226&page=99"]http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showt...?t=5226&page=99[/url]

It seems like the natives there like to keep on repeating lame insults in hopes that it will hurt or annoy you.

Indeed very hostile territory, luckily I brought a harpoon gun for Superman's mom.

[b] This week's episode: Are there biological differences between Bengal fans and stealer fans???[/b]
[i]
[b]I have already found some startling evidence that there are some genetic differences between
Bengal fans and stealer fans.

Examples......


average white dude who is a Bengals fan

[img]http://www.philippraess.ch/medien/stars/bradpitt/pitt-brad-07.jpg[/img]

average white dude who is a stealers fan

[img]http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg[/img]

average woman in bikini who is a Bengals fan

[img]http://humour.bringue.net/albums/Hot/normal_Bikini%20(4).jpg[/img]

average woman in bikini who is a stealers fan

[img]http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/bikini2.jpg[/img]

average drunk chick exposing herself who is a Bengals fan

[img]http://alpha2.bmc.uu.se/dombo/pics/brazilian_fans.jpg[/img]

average drunk chick exposing herself who is a stealers fan

[img]http://www.networkingtheinternet.com/images/threebreasts.jpg[/img]

[/b][/i]


Stay tuned for more updates, as my research continues to progress.
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[quote]Indeed very hostile territory, luckily I brought a harpoon gun for Superman's mom.[/quote]


If your looking to tap that shit later...i'll throw in a bottle of febreze(sp?)



Anytime i can help!


Holy shit BJ...104 pages?
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[b]x-ray of average Bengal fan making a business transaction.......[/b]

[img]http://www.conceptimages.com/a_Images/hms/dn017-brainX.jpg[/img]


[b]x-ray of average stealer fan making business transaction.......[/b]

[img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/xrayBlowjob.jpg[/img]
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[b]average black dude who is a Bengal fan[/b]

[img]http://www.eng.morgan.edu/~igillis/tyson6.jpg[/img]


[b]average black dude who is a stealer fan[/b]

[img]http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/black_guy.jpg[/img]
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[b]average brunette pornstar who is a Bengals fan[/b]

[img]http://pick.artloc.com/images_vz/veronika_zemanova_106.jpg[/img]

[b]
average brunette pornstar who is a stealer fan[/b]

[img]http://www.freeshitporn.com/galleries/29/images/scat-porn07.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='JC' post='288444' date='Jun 28 2006, 10:44 PM']If your looking to tap that shit later...i'll throw in a bottle of windex
Anytime i can help!
[b]Holy shit BJ...104 pages?[/b][/quote]

wtf are u talkin about?
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[quote name='JC' post='288444' date='Jun 28 2006, 10:44 PM']If your looking to tap that shit later...i'll throw in a bottle of windex
Anytime i can help!
Holy shit BJ...104 pages?[/quote]


I told you he is a rock star over there.
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Onyx a few more questions to aid you in your fact finding mission.

1. Is it true that Diamond Dave likes it when Aries jiggles his balls while giving head?

2. Is it true that Aries is a swallower?

3. Is it true that $tealer$ean uses the $ sign in his name because thats the closest hell ever come to seeing money?

4. Is it true that Superman's wife is a whore?

5. Is it true that Superman's kids might actually be Jamie_B's kids?

6. Is it true that Superman's wife and Jamie_B are going on the Maury Povich show to get the DNA results?

7. Is it true that Sion misspelled his name when signing up and it should be Pion (pronounced pee-on), and (s)he choose that name due to his(her) staring role in a R. Kelly video?


Inquiring minds want to know. ;)

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[quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='288515' date='Jun 29 2006, 02:48 AM']average person in cincinnati riding a motorcycle...

[img]http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID14427.jpg[/img]

average people in pissburgh riding a motorcycle...

[img]http://www.ozebook.com/burn/crsh3/crsh0124.jpg[/img][/quote]

I fixed that for you. :D

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[quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='288495' date='Jun 29 2006, 01:19 AM']wtf are u talkin about?[/quote]
If you look at the link they have over there about BJ and the photoshop contest it is 104 pages long. ;)

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='288545' date='Jun 29 2006, 06:55 AM']As far as my and supes wife.... I was young stupid and needed the money. DONT JUDGE ME!!!![/quote]
I think all of us have those moments...


But after that chick you may want to take about 30-35 showers cleanse and rinse about twice each time to get rid of the stench that came from that twat.


I hope you put a bag over her head also.
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[quote name='JC' post='288616' date='Jun 29 2006, 11:38 AM']I think all of us have those moments...
But after that chick you may want to take about 30-35 showers cleanse and rinse about twice each time to get rid of the stench that came from that twat.
I hope you put a bag over her head also.[/quote]


I spent many a year in therapy over it, hell I still have nighmares and wake up in cold sweats. I only speak about it now to help keep our kids safe.
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='288544' date='Jun 29 2006, 06:54 AM']sneaky a few more questions to aid you in your fact finding mission.

1. Is it true that Diamond Dave likes it when Aries jiggles his balls while giving head?

2. Is it true that Aries is a swallower?

3. Is it true that $tealer$ean uses the $ sign in his name because thats the closest hell ever come to seeing money?

4. Is it true that Superman's wife is a whore?

5. Is it true that Superman's kids might actually be Jamie_B's kids?

6. Is it true that Superman's wife and Jamie_B are going on the Maury Povich show to get the DNA results?

7. Is it true that Sion misspelled his name when signing up and it should be Pion (pronounced pee-on), and (s)he choose that name due to his(her) staring role in a R. Kelly video?
Inquiring minds want to know. ;)[/quote]
[b]
1. Yes, based on my sources, Aries also likes to nibble on the shaft and open the pee hole with his
tongue. This technique was created by Superman's mother, and I can personally say it feels great when
she does it to me.

2. Yes, he is not a mod over there for nothing.

3. No, $teeler$ean lives a comfortable life because every month he receives his welfare benefits in the
form of plastic. He then trades in his welfare card for cash so that he can buy cheap beer, firecrackers
and chrome rims for his trailer.

4. No, Superman's wife is not a whore. She sells condoms and gives free demonstrations if you buy them.

5. Yes, however, if they have a natural tan, they may be mine.

6. Yes, I may go as well (see answer 5)

7. Actually "sion" rearranged spells "isno". Which means, "There [color="#CC0000"][u] [i]isno[/i] [/u] [/color] way this
muthafucka has ever been laid".

I hope I have answered your questions. If anyone else have any questions, please feel free to
post them.[/b]

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[quote name='ONYX' post='288660' date='Jun 29 2006, 01:06 PM'][b]
1. Yes, based on my sources, Aries also likes to nibble on the shaft and open the pee hole with his
tongue. This technique was created by Superman's mother, and I can personally say it feels great when
she does it to me.

2. Yes, he is not a mod over there for nothing.

3. No, $teeler$ean lives a comfortable life because every month he receives his welfare benefits in the
form of plastic. He then trades in his welfare card for cash so that he can buy cheap beer, firecrackers
and chrome rims for his trailer.

4. No, Superman's wife is not a whore. She sells condoms and gives free demonstrations if you buy them.

5. Yes, however, if they have a natural tan, they may be mine.

6. Yes, I may go as well (see answer 5)

7. Actually "sion" rearranged spells "isno". Which means, "There [color="#CC0000"][u] [i]isno[/i] [/u] [/color] way this
muthafucka has ever been laid".

I hope I have answered your questions. If anyone else have any questions, please feel free to
post them.[/b][/quote]


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

1. Did you have to remove the cobwebs from his mother? I did.

2. So I heard. I also was told they are releaseing the video soon, any truth to that?

3. So he's the average Pitsburgher?

4-6. No one told me, nor I'd imagine yourself, that they were cheap ones and would break. Though perhaps knowing what we know of Pitsburgh we should have been more aware of it.

7. Not even by Superman's wife? Now that is one sad motherfucker then.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='288673' date='Jun 29 2006, 01:32 PM']Two more...

1. Is it true that Steelrzgirl uses the Z in her name because she has a thing for Wiggers? (because you know when you spell it with a Z it means your a wigger. ;) )

2. Is it true that RanDog prefers sheep?[/quote]

[b]1. I'm not calling her a slut but.......... based on what I found, there so much DNA in her panties,
theres about 6 or 7 episodes of CSI in there. Its like Noah's Ark in her undies, but I'm not
calling her a slut because I'm a scientist and gentleman. As far as her fascination with "wiggas",
its obvious why Ben Toothlessburger is her idol.

2. Lets just say, if Randog has trouble sleeping one night and decides to count sheep, he will
wake up with sticky pajamas.
[/b]

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[quote name='ONYX' post='288728' date='Jun 29 2006, 02:48 PM'][b]1. I'm not calling her a slut but.......... based on what I found, there so much DNA in her panties,
theres about 6 or 7 episodes of CSI in there. Its like Noah's Ark in her undies, but I'm not
calling her a slut because I'm a scientist and gentleman. As far as her fascination with "wiggas",
its obvious why Ben Toothlessburger is her idol.

2. Lets just say, if Randog has trouble sleeping one night and decides to count sheep, he will
wake up with sticky pajamas.
[/b][/quote]


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[b]average wedding for couple who are Bengal fans

[img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8503/weddingphoto135kf.jpg[/img]


average wedding for couple who are stealer fans

[img]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3313/trailerparkweddin9lk.jpg[/img][/b]
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