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[quote name='sneaky' post='288728' date='Jun 29 2006, 02:48 PM'][b]1. I'm not calling her a slut but.......... based on what I found, there so much DNA in her panties,
theres about 6 or 7 episodes of CSI in there. Its like Noah's Ark in her undies, but I'm not
calling her a slut because I'm a scientist and gentleman. As far as her fascination with "wiggas",
its obvious why Ben Toothlessburger is her idol.

2. Lets just say, if Randog has trouble sleeping one night and decides to count sheep, he will
wake up with sticky pajamas.
[/b][/quote]

[b]sneaky:[/b]
[b]I guess she is happy getting the shocker.....[/b] :pointlaff:

[img]http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/stickerhand.jpg[/img]

Here is how it goes:
[b]"Two in the pink and one in the stink"...[/b]
[b]"Two in the boot and one in the coot"...[/b]
[b]"Going to town with one on the brown"...[/b]
:lmao:

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[b]On a related note, can anyone here give superman's mom a sandwich???.......

[img]http://www.labproductions.com/news/authors/jason/crack_whore.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='JC' post='288615' date='Jun 29 2006, 11:36 AM']If you look at the link they have over there about BJ and the photoshop contest it is 104 pages long. ;)[/quote]

ya i saw it like 5 minutes after i posted, but thx. Idk how i had missed that post b4.

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[quote name='JC' post='288615' date='Jun 29 2006, 11:36 AM']If you look at the link they have over there about BJ and the photoshop contest it is 104 pages long. ;)[/quote]

those dudes have no lives but to talk about us...atleast we have all kind of diffrent forums and we don't waste our day on their dumb asses. fucking bitches.

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sneaky,
what does the average Bengal fan's bathroom look like compared to the average Stealer fans' bathroom?Also what does a picture of 2 Bengal fans kissing look like as opposed to 2 Stealer fans kissing?
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[b]average couple who are Bengals fans, making love......

[img]http://www.chrismtl.fws1.com/images/titanic_jackrose_making_love.jpg[/img]


average couple who are stealers fans, making love.....

[img]http://www.chadisbad4u.com/sitebuilder/images/JeRay-162-528x342.jpg[/img]
[/b]
[i](Diamond Dave making Superman his new moderator)[/i]
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[i]First, there was Pamela and Tommy Lee,






then it was Paris Hilton, but now Bengals fans,







I present to you this Go-Bengals.com exclusive.






The uncensored Steelrzgirl homemade sex video,.......









veiwer discretion is advised......................................





[/i]



[img]http://www.extremesex365.com/galleries/dog/71fpd/04.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Paul' post='289318' date='Jun 30 2006, 04:39 PM']What about the average vaccation of a Bengals fan?

What about the average vaccation of a Stealers fan?[/quote]


Average vaccation of a Bengals fan
[img]http://www.maui-vacation-homes.net/anse033.jpg[/img]

Average vaccation of a Stealers fan
[img]http://www.abulsme.com/trip/2003q1/p20030216195734.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='289243' date='Jun 30 2006, 02:35 PM'][b]average couple who are Bengals fans, making love......

[img]http://www.chrismtl.fws1.com/images/titanic_jackrose_making_love.jpg[/img]
average couple who are stealers fans, making love.....

[img]http://www.chadisbad4u.com/sitebuilder/images/JeRay-162-528x342.jpg[/img]
[/b]
[i](Diamond Dave making Superman his new moderator)[/i][/quote]

[b]dude, thats foul [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/31.gif[/img] [/b]
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[quote name='Paul' post='289331' date='Jun 30 2006, 04:55 PM']What about the Average date for Bengals fans?

What about the average date for Stealer fans?[/quote]


Average Bengals fan date
[img]http://orient-express.lbwa.verio.net/onyc/images/280images/onyc_280_upstairs_t01.jpg[/img]

Average stealers fan date
[img]http://www.womeninlsa.org/gallery101/albums/userpics/10001/normal_mcD3-1.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='289330' date='Jun 30 2006, 04:52 PM'][b]dude, thats foul [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/31.gif[/img] [/b][/quote]


Yea really,he could at least use a rubber [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] .
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[quote name='schotzee' post='289355' date='Jun 30 2006, 07:00 PM']Yea really,he could at least use a rubber [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] .[/quote]


Yeah but then he would have to sleep with Supermans wife. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img]
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[quote name='schotzee' post='289355' date='Jun 30 2006, 07:00 PM']Yea really,he could at least use a rubber [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] .[/quote]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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[b]average baby who will become a Bengals fan.[/b]

[img]http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1738/howbigisbaby7ep.jpg[/img]
[i]
(baby realizes that the Bengals have just scored a touchdown!!!!)[/i]


[b]average baby who will become a stealers fan.[/b]

[img]http://www.taoofryan.com/images/weird_science.jpg[/img]
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  • 3 weeks later...
[quote name='ONYX' post='289243' date='Jun 30 2006, 02:35 PM'][i](Diamond Dave making Superman his new moderator)[/i][/quote]

Fucking hilarious, man...

[quote name='Jamie_B' post='289325' date='Jun 30 2006, 04:47 PM']Average vaccation of a Stealers fan
[img]http://www.abulsme.com/trip/2003q1/p20030216195734.jpg[/img][/quote]

Damn...I think that's a road I used to live on.

Welcome to Canada.

BZ
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