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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='310184' date='Aug 6 2006, 01:47 AM']im backkkk from work,& i worked so dang hard too.[/quote]

i just got off work too sweetie, but i have to back there in the morning, so we
are going to have to duke it out tomorrow.

you can leave somethin for me if you want, ill get you tomorrow.

goodnight :wave:


p.s.

im serious about those cookies, hook a brotha up with a discount or something

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sneaky baby this is for you...

haha..Girl Scout? yah riight baby boy get real.
the only thing Girl Scout about me is my innocent appeal.
yah im back in the game feelin better then ever,
OG a quitter like BAB?..psh never.
Do i have to show you again why you lovin my shit?
im the best white chick to ever spit this good & you all admit it.
so back to you sneaky and your pitiful lines.
see in this game i can see your rhymes just decline.
maybe you just needed me to step your game up for you
give you a little somethin somethin to wake up and look forward too.
so here's your inspriation
your motavation
to get you some determination.
i cant have you slippin up your game thats just a shame,
but its not your fault, im to blame..
cus if i had never left you you wouldnt be in this shape..
but my rhymes are like Titanic pretty impossible to escape.
so if your ready to take on this girl scout again in round 3
you can pick yourself up outa this slump and attack me.
by the way you want peanutbutter cookies dont you?
maybe ill ask your pops to pick some up from that little girl down the street cus i think i might want some too. ;)
im bacccck.

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='310132' date='Aug 6 2006, 12:13 AM']Here's a little story I would like to tell
about an individual named sneaky
perpetrating like hell, well here it goes
sneaky aint biggie or pac, he don't carry a heater
he can't stand cristal, but he drinks jizz by the liter
He once had a daughter, up until her beat her
he should have respected the bitch, but he didn't know how to treat her
So she left home and then sneaky is by himself
yesterday he went to Lowe's cause he had to buy some shelf
and he sucked the cashiers dick, then called him his elf
put the price scanner to his temple and said "Suck it yourself"
then he ripped of his clothes and stuck his dick in his asshole
stole some dentine ice and a purple glass mole
He went home and put it on his mantle
then cried in the shower while listenin to Teven Campbell
his mom's like to gamble, and when she makes eggs
that bitch likes to scramble, and when she on the phone
that bitch likes to ramble, like Rambo
cause her mouth is a machine gun and I think she's a man-ho
but let me move on to sneaky's grand poppi
he ran over him with his jalopy while listenin to Liberachi
apologized and then played some ball like bocci
then locked him in the basement and made him wear a blue bonnet
next he smoked chronic and recited a Shakespeare sonnet
sneaky stole his money and that's grimey, but it's better than bein poor
then he did acid and tried to fuck a mahogany door
cause he thought it was jabba the slut, so you know he wasn't hesitant
then he decided to fuck a halogen lamp that was sittin right next to it
cuz sneaky is an insane ho, i'm the one with the insane flow
and yes, your correct, his moms a cocaine ho
she does 5 lines and tries to clear her nose with drano
and once even sniffed mayo cause she thought the package said yayo[/quote]

[b]that sounded like the ramblings of a desperate child
you a bigger hoe than those bitches on "Girls Gone Wild"
whats a matter son? looks like you're losing your focus
cuz your words just poof in the air, like hocus pocus
Rumble was right, your rhymes are whack
judging by your style, theres no way yo' ass is black
but it dont matter what color you are, your words are useless
you're like the "freestyle Micheal Bolton" cuz you're just clueless
you wanna battle me you betta bring your lunch box
cuz im hittin' your pitches harder than the Boston Red Sox
you need to organize your style, yo' shit is just sloppy
im taking you out the park like my name was "Big Papi"
admit it son, im unstoppable, im gonna win this pennant race
i should be in Cooperstown cuz wit yo' girl i always get pass third base
your last rap stunk like a combination of piss and pooh
guess its my fault though, shouldna had sex wit yo' mom while she was carrying you.[/b]
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='310206' date='Aug 6 2006, 02:27 AM']sneaky baby this is for you...

haha..Girl Scout? yah riight baby boy get real.
the only thing Girl Scout about me is my innocent appeal.
yah im back in the game feelin better then ever,
OG a quitter like BAB?..psh never.
Do i have to show you again why you lovin my shit?
im the best white chick to ever spit this good & you all admit it.
so back to you sneaky and your pitiful lines.
see in this game i can see your rhymes just decline.
maybe you just needed me to step your game up for you
give you a little somethin somethin to wake up and look forward too.
so here's your inspriation
your motavation
to get you some determination.
i cant have you slippin up your game thats just a shame,
but its not your fault, im to blame..
cus if i had never left you you wouldnt be in this shape..
but my rhymes are like Titanic pretty impossible to escape.
so if your ready to take on this girl scout again in round 3
you can pick yourself up outa this slump and attack me.
by the way you want peanutbutter cookies dont you?
maybe ill ask your pops to pick some up from that little girl down the street cus i think i might want some too. ;)
im bacccck.[/quote]

[b]your right OG, your're not a girl scout......you ah brownie
and if you think you can beat me, you've got more powder in your nose than Robert Downey
listen babygirl, im the sheriff of this thread, i run this county
my rhymes are like a hunter, and guess what? you my bounty
you betta proceed with caution, cuz my rhymes rattle and rankle
keep on runnin yo' mouth little girl, and im gonna sprain the other ankle
in the past i've let you slide but i aint feeling that generous today
have i ever mentioned that i think your boy Drew Bledsoe is gay?
you say my rhymes are in decline? i say little girl, pleeeeeeeze
this aint Titantic and i aint Leonardo DiCaprio, cuz i woulda let yo' ass freeze
your rhymes are bright but soft, kinda reminds me of a box of play-dohs
what the hell is in Oklahoma anyways? besides trailers and tornadoes
girl ima playa, i was pulling babes while you were playing with Barbies
my women always comeback cuz i serve 'em more beef than Arby's
see, im the villian and you the damsel in distress tied up on some train trax
my rhymes are flooding you so bad i suggest you open up another box of tampax[/b]

B)

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[quote name='sneaky' post='310281' date='Aug 6 2006, 10:22 AM'][b]that sounded like the ramblings of a desperate child
you a bigger hoe than those bitches on "Girls Gone Wild"
whats a matter son? looks like you're losing your focus
cuz your words just poof in the air, like hocus pocus
Rumble was right, your rhymes are whack
judging by your style, theres no way yo' ass is black
but it dont matter what color you are, your words are useless
you're like the "freestyle Micheal Bolton" cuz you're just clueless
you wanna battle me you betta bring your lunch box
cuz im hittin' your pitches harder than the Boston Red Sox
you need to organize your style, yo' shit is just sloppy
im taking you out the park like my name was "Big Papi"
admit it son, im unstoppable, im gonna win this pennant race
i should be in Cooperstown cuz wit yo' girl i always get pass third base
your last rap stunk like a combination of piss and pooh
guess its my fault though, shouldna had sex wit yo' mom while she was carrying you.[/b][/quote]

Try something like hydroponics, your skills aint growin naturally sneaky
Your whole house is the size of my bathroom, I got more green than the sonics
swimmin in a ocean of skills, deep sea divin, oceanomics
with all the dough I'm rollin in, you'd think I invented electronics
your just mad I write novels and you cant figure out hooked on phonics
you've got a disease, the doc says he thinks it's chronic, prescribed some chronic
for your "Wack Rap Syndrome", I could cure it, but I'm too demonic
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[quote name='sneaky' post='310298' date='Aug 6 2006, 10:16 AM'][b]your right OG, your're not a girl scout......you ah brownie
and if you think you can beat me, you've got more powder in your nose than Robert Downey
listen babygirl, im the sheriff of this thread, i run this county
my rhymes are like a hunter, and guess what? you my bounty
you betta proceed with caution, cuz my rhymes rattle and rankle
keep on runnin yo' mouth little girl, and im gonna sprain the other ankle
in the past i've let you slide but i aint feeling that generous today
have i ever mentioned that i think your boy Drew Bledsoe is gay?
you say my rhymes are in decline? i say little girl, pleeeeeeeze
this aint Titantic and i aint Leonardo DiCaprio, cuz i woulda let yo' ass freeze
your rhymes are bright but soft, kinda reminds me of a box of play-dohs
what the hell is in Oklahoma anyways? besides trailers and tornadoes
girl ima playa, i was pulling babes while you were playing with Barbies
my women always comeback cuz i serve 'em more beef than Arby's
see, im the villian and you the damsel in distress tied up on some train trax
my rhymes are flooding you so bad i suggest you open up another box of tampax[/b]

B)

^_^[/quote]

sneaky...baby boy...YOU MAKE MY DAY.

If im a brownie i know you wanna taste of me,
im so delicious and refreshing sorta like iced tea.
You may think you run this thread, but i think you must be in a dream.
you say my rhymes are play-doh well your as soft as ice cream
not just your rhymes but your dick as well... :crazy:
You messin with this Oklahoma girl, this southern belle.
but while your talkin bout sprainin ankles im breakin yours homie :00000052:
& you cross the line as soon as you mention Drew you see
that man's probly been laid by girls more than your mommy.. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]
Oh & i dont use tampax i use "playtex gentle glide"..
maybe you out to try the supers cus your ass is stretched out pretty wide.
your right you cant be Leonardo Dicaprio or you'd probly be attractin the honeys
instead i'd compare you to a black Lance Bass without all the money... :ninja:

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='310382' date='Aug 6 2006, 01:34 PM']Try something like hydroponics, your skills aint growin naturally sneaky
Your whole house is the size of my bathroom, I got more green than the sonics
swimmin in a ocean of skills, deep sea divin, oceanomics
with all the dough I'm rollin in, you'd think I invented electronics
your just mad I write novels and you cant figure out hooked on phonics
you've got a disease, the doc says he thinks it's chronic, prescribed some chronic
for your "Wack Rap Syndrome", I could cure it, but I'm too demonic[/quote]

[b]
since your "demonic" , i guess im giving you an excorcism
havn't doused you wit holy water, but i done sprayed u wit my jizzim
look, little boy, your words seemed rushed and hectic
watching you battle me has become quite pathetic
my rhymes reign supreme and i ain't apologetic
so come on now son, just quit before its too late
i got you full of jealousy cuz yo' raps are boiling with hate
you got your whole life in front of you, maybe one day you'll get a date
yet instead you'd rather tempt fate
i dont want to scare you or come off sounding mean
but fuckin' wit me, your virgin ass wont see eighteen
cuz like LL, im notorious and i'll crush you like a jelly bean
its a dog eat dog world and you just a puppy
me battling you is like a pirana taking on a guppy
while you were in diapers i was making dough like a yuppie
i made over sixty g's last year and bet u dont have a penny
got your moms on my lap smiling and sippin' henny
she stays on my dick and gives me ass a plenty
have you ever had a girlfriend? cuz i kno you've never had any
i got a stable of hoes, yo moms is just one of many
she wants to have my baby but to me she's just a cheap thrill
by the way, what happen to all that talk? i thought you had skill
are you holding back? cuz i all this time been bustin your grill
[/b]
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='310525' date='Aug 6 2006, 07:02 PM']sneaky...baby boy...YOU MAKE MY DAY.

If im a brownie i know you wanna taste of me,
im so delicious and refreshing sorta like iced tea.
You may think you run this thread, but i think you must be in a dream.
you say my rhymes are play-doh well your as soft as ice cream
not just your rhymes but your dick as well... :crazy:
You messin with this Oklahoma girl, this southern belle.
but while your talkin bout sprainin ankles im breakin yours homie :00000052:
& you cross the line as soon as you mention Drew you see
that man's probly been laid by girls more than your mommy.. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]
Oh & i dont use tampax i use "playtex gentle glide"..
maybe you out to try the supers cus your ass is stretched out pretty wide.
your right you cant be Leonardo Dicaprio or you'd probly be attractin the honeys
instead i'd compare you to a black Lance Bass without all the money... :ninja:[/quote]

Who wrote that for you?

CCC- how many words did you just create?

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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='310525' date='Aug 6 2006, 09:02 PM']sneaky...baby boy...YOU MAKE MY DAY.

If im a brownie i know you wanna taste of me,
im so delicious and refreshing sorta like iced tea.
You may think you run this thread, but i think you must be in a dream.
you say my rhymes are play-doh well your as soft as ice cream
not just your rhymes but your dick as well... :crazy:
You messin with this Oklahoma girl, this southern belle.
but while your talkin bout sprainin ankles im breakin yours homie :00000052:
& you cross the line as soon as you mention Drew you see
that man's probly been laid by girls more than your mommy.. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]
Oh & i dont use tampax i use "playtex gentle glide"..
maybe you out to try the supers cus your ass is stretched out pretty wide.
your right you cant be Leonardo Dicaprio or you'd probly be attractin the honeys
instead i'd compare you to a black Lance Bass without all the money... :ninja:[/quote]



[b]do i "wanna taste of you"? no thanks i'll pass
the last thing i need is the cops to come arrest my ass,
yeah i run this thread, thats not a dream its real life
you're the one with the dreams, wishing one day to become my wife
and as far as my yang is concerned, nothing is wrong, thank you very much
lets just say, if i hooked up wit your mom, afterwards she would also need a crutch
girl you need to stop actin all hard, talkin' like you can brawl
this is the same chick who injured herself playing female softball
and the way you root for the Cowboys i think you taking a risk
cause Drew Bledsoe done seen more dick than a men's urinal disk
by the way, thank you for sharing that you use "playtex gentle glide"
it was news to me cause i thought you country girls just crammed a sock up inside
you say you're a "southern belle" but do you know who i am?
this ain't "Gone With The Wind" and frankly OG, i dont give a damn[/b]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='310840' date='Aug 7 2006, 12:48 PM'][b]do i "wanna taste of you"? no thanks i'll pass
the last thing i need is the cops to come arrest my ass,
yeah i run this thread, thats not a dream its real life
you're the one with the dreams, wishing one day to become my wife
and as far as my yang is concerned, nothing is wrong, thank you very much
lets just say, if i hooked up wit your mom, afterwards she would also need a crutch
girl you need to stop actin all hard, talkin' like you can brawl
this is the same chick who injured herself playing female softball
and the way you root for the Cowboys i think you taking a risk
cause Drew Bledsoe done seen more dick than a men's urinal disk
by the way, thank you for sharing that you use "playtex gentle glide"
it was news to me cause i thought you country girls just crammed a sock up inside
you say you're a "southern belle" but do you know who i am?
this ain't "Gone With The Wind" and frankly OG, i dont give a damn[/b][/quote]


It probly wouldnt be the first time,im sure you been locked up before.
as for being your wife..ha-i need a man with a real job..not no convieniant store. :)
I root for the cowboys loud and proud..maybe he's see more dick but only in the lockerroom
im tellin you you must be sick from all that jizz that you consume :o
its not good for your stomach, but do what you please
im just tryin to help you from gettin autheritus in your knees :D
yah i play softball, im a cheerleader, & i got soccer too..
besides go to work and play online, what the fuck do you do?
haha no thats not how i wear my sock
but as for you i hear you use you sock on your cock :D
poor 33 year old dude who aint got no pussy since High School
run your mouth and like Eminem: bitch "i'll slap you off that bar stool".
and this is all fun and games dont any thing i say to you personal okay?
But you gotta admit im blowin your ass away like Timothy McVeigh. :ninja:

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[quote name='Honkey' post='310819' date='Aug 7 2006, 01:23 PM']CCC- how many words did you just create?[/quote]


Are you saying I made up words? :lmao: What words did I make up? Hydroponics? It's a way of growing plants without soil, you know, it's a scientific type of thing.

Or maybe oceanomics? Well go here [url="http://zoronavc.com/pages/english/scienceandreferences/"]http://zoronavc.com/pages/english/scienceandreferences/[/url] and you'll see a catagory called "Oceanomics Science", and if you think any other words are made up, you must have a 5th grade education. Get yo honkey ass outta here :wave:

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