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Guest whodey 85
[quote name='sneaky' post='311016' date='Aug 7 2006, 06:18 PM']muthafucka, i dont know why i even give you the time
cause half the shit you type dont even rhyme
your raps are so whack it should be a crime
your only talent is being annoying like a muthafukin' mime
mayne, you a small-time sucka, like some poop in my way
the biggest thing about you, is probably your ERA
im a predator, bitch and you just my prey
i played football in highschool cause baseball is gay
you think you pimpin like that pink rabbit? boy thats funny
cause you the only pimp i know, [b]who rides a school bus [/b] and got no money
your rymes make no sense, dont know how much i can take of this
bitch, your mom knows my dick is longa than the trunk of Mr. Snuffalufagus
look whodey, you aint beatin' me, nigga im just keepin it for reals
the only thing you have in common with Cinderella, is both you bitches wear heels[/quote]

Wrong!

Check this, since u likin that show Boondocks let me share an analogy
While u lookin like Grandpa Freeman and actin uppity like Huey
Im keepin this shit gangsta wit my rows and guns, Im like Riley
Countin all of my rings like Im Casey Stengal, while u coachin like Dave Miley
Go head and call me Arnold cause Im about to blow yo "predator" ass away
Yo rhymes r about as depressin as sittin inside wit Ben Stein on a rainy day
Dawg, call me an athlete cause I play more than one sport yo
Gettin into specifics, I play as many blades on a Shick Quatro
Yo imagination is unbelievable, like it knos no ends
U was probly that lil ho chillin wit yo imaginary friends
Cause tellin yoself ova' n ova' that yo better than me is stupid
Hoes fall in love wit me instantly, I dont need no help from Cupid
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Guest whodey 85
[quote name='Jamie_B' post='310954' date='Aug 7 2006, 04:30 PM']Round the clock? Missy was talkin bout you
In one minute your done its through
And you aint got no carrot why you acting shifty
Screw your UV rays I got SPF 60
My days arent number Im in full swing
follow tyrone? .... Well It gives me wings[/quote]

Aint no one-minute fool, I leave that to white bois like u
Stickin two hoes together, cause I produce mo than Elmers Glue
SPF 60?, u think that weak shit'll be able to stop me
Pickin mo hoes up than if I was made of Bounty
Yea, u drinkin Red Balls cause all u do is beat off
Yo old gray ass lookin like u bros wit Gandolff
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Guest whodey 85
That's all I got for yall tonite, gotta go to bed.

And like all of u kno, this is REALLY gettin gay. I barely get to respond nemore.

Oh, and Im gonna play some baskeball tomorrow so I wont get on till latter tomorrow. Dunkin on fools, dont stand in the lane wit yo back turned, or else ull be seein UFO.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='311130' date='Aug 7 2006, 09:54 PM']Aint no one-minute fool, I leave that to white bois like u
Stickin two hoes together, cause I produce mo than Elmers Glue
SPF 60?, u think that weak shit'll be able to stop me
Pickin mo hoes up than if I was made of Bounty
Yea, u drinkin Red Balls cause all u do is beat off
Yo old gray ass lookin like u bros wit Gandolff[/quote]


No your right its a little bit faster
Now shut yo mouth and listen to da master
You aint Elmer but you been sniffin glue
your rhymes is like the stuff I had to clean off my shoe
Is you really rhyming about a paper towel?
Shut the F_CK _P, now go buy a vowel
I aint beating off Im with your moms tonight
and I aint gandalf but your moms like "da white"
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='311135' date='Aug 7 2006, 10:01 PM']That's all I got for yall tonite, gotta go to bed.

And like all of u kno, this is REALLY gettin gay. I barely get to respond nemore.

Oh, and Im gonna play some baskeball tomorrow so I wont get on till latter tomorrow. Dunkin on fools, dont stand in the lane wit yo back turned, or else ull be seein UFO.[/quote]


later man.
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Guest BadassBengal
Jamie B be hatin on my hits....
my hits on the record and on his mommas tits...
i spun the bitch once, and my record round
skeet front to back while she enjoys the sound
ya rap game was straight, but i hear it now a fizzle
all fuckin off the mark like one of dubya's missiles
while im hittin the target, ready or not
like when i hit ya sister wit the cum shot
beat it up like a Marciano, and go undefeated
the pussy was good, but it could stand to be sweetened
i spread it to my homies, and they said they kinda felta her
i spread it ta my dawgs like a fuckin animal shelta
second verse in ya thread, ya still doubtin me now?
when im the one who brought it, the original bound
on bein a classic, one to test the time
and pop out, even better, like a fiiiiiiiiine wine
why you rapppin in my thread, fruntin like you thug
like sayin you fought a rottweiler, but got bit by a pug
i dont know whetha to slap ya or to giv ya a hug
i wanna open ya mouth and jus feed ya a slug
tough love is wha some call it, but i say its a tad bit of hate
im the greatest, no doubt, and it aint up fo no debate
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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='310995' date='Aug 7 2006, 04:52 PM']OG, you fuckin know, that ya love the dick
you'll take it nice and slow, or rough and quick
in your mouth, vajaja, or maybe in your ass
when my cock is offered, you never pass
and Jamie B, you cunt munching dirty tampon sucker
ya mom was live and kickin until i fucked her
lathered her up with KY jelly and butter
then fucked for 10 hours, they call me the 8th wonder
witht he blinds pulled up, neighbors starin thru glass
takin videos, takin notes, like students up in a class
remind me of when sneaky's sis lost a bet
skull fucked the trick, put the vid on the net
now come at me if ya want, cause i aint done yet...[/quote]

Fuck you BAB, you fuckin dick suckin shit
You couldnt fuckin pay a bitch to use her clit
she had a choice you or every member of the special olympics
and that hoe chose all the retards dicks
if you offered me your cock i just might hurl
cus i dont like to think of all the AIDs of a dick tahts never been with a girl
you wanna talk shit then stay in the game for more than a min
and heres a suggestion..stops gettin your rhymes out of sneaky's garbage bin.


[quote name='sneaky' post='311025' date='Aug 7 2006, 05:40 PM']:wave:

[b]hey look guys, its my son, where the fuck you been? you muthafukin bum
they call u the 8th wonder, cuz we all wonder when you'll ever get some
nucca, i done burned your yard so many times, i could join the klan
when you gonna stop these hit and runs and throw it down like a man?
but keep on talkin dat shit im gonna dot yo' eye
you aint nothin to me but ah busted rubba an accidental creampie
so bitch, you more than "done" yo' ass is just thew
run your mouf again, and im slappin the fuck out of you[/b][/quote]

hahah sneaky take em out...:)

[quote name='Jamie_B' post='311088' date='Aug 7 2006, 07:51 PM']Now look who's decided to drop a rhyme
Hell spit one verse then complain about his time
This one has to do with my moms
little did he know I took his to prom
a tampon sucker? Only mouth bleeding is yours
after sneaky slaped you and told you to do your chores
they dont call you the 8th but they do wonder
how this sorry busta became such a blunder
Son I got so many rhymes you need a thesaurus
Now everyone sit back and listen to my chorus

[b]Chorus[/b]
I think it's time we stop, children what's that sound?
BAB only spits one verse a round

They call you badass but you quit on your team
I think that sorry ass is more the theme
now eveyone thinks you have no heart
so spit your one verse and then depart
but you can go on thinking your off the chain
now eveyone sing my chorus again

[b]Chorus[/b]
I think it's time we stop, children what's that sound?
BAB only spits one verse a round[/quote]

JAMIE .. i almost pissed my pants readin this..speciallythe chorus! hahah

[quote name='sneaky' post='310993' date='Aug 7 2006, 04:47 PM'][b]babygirl, i know im a nice guy, plus i got skills
when i pay your mom to suck me, im really just helping out with the bills
i dont recall you suckin on me baby, chill with that cause these walls have ears
but i can see that happening though in about 2 years :lmao:
hell no, im not gay like Elton John, girl, im as straight as it gets
the only thing we have in common, is that we both write hits
girl i may be getting old but im still sexy cuz all the ladies want a smooch
i aint going bald but i like it shaved, you know, just like your mom's cooch
STDs? girl what are you talking about, my dick is pristine
i pay your mom sixty bucks a week just to come keep it clean
got insurance on my dick because it makes the women moan
it stays black and shiny cause hoes like to polish my cone
i respect your skills but if you think you can beat me, you must be high
but i'll be careful with you, cause i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die[/b][/quote]

I appriciate the car payment and the house payment too
im really not sure how we'd make it without you.
but you aint payin momma enuf we startin to get in debt
lol no your right i aint sucked on that shit yet.. ^_^
im not sayin i won't and im not sayin i would
but in two years ima want a guy who can bring in the goods
keep me occupied at night ,not playin online
i want a dude who can please me, tingle my spine ;)
baby i know i can beat you and i know i can win
you in denial honey..cus im knockin you down like the wall in Berlin
you and me next round we on the same side okay?
but let you beat me? baby not today. there's no fuckin way
and while you talkin about periods and the bleedin in a chick
just remember that same thing that bleeds is where your stickin that dick... :o

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='311124' date='Aug 7 2006, 09:48 PM']Wrong!

Check this, since u likin that show Boondocks let me share an analogy
While u lookin like Grandpa Freeman and actin uppity like Huey
Im keepin this shit gangsta wit my rows and guns, Im like Riley
Countin all of my rings like Im Casey Stengal, while u coachin like Dave Miley
Go head and call me Arnold cause Im about to blow yo "predator" ass away
Yo rhymes r about as depressin as sittin inside wit Ben Stein on a rainy day
Dawg, call me an athlete cause I play more than one sport yo
Gettin into specifics, I play as many blades on a Shick Quatro
Yo imagination is unbelievable, like it knos no ends
U was probly that lil ho chillin wit yo imaginary friends
Cause tellin yoself ova' n ova' that yo better than me is stupid
Hoes fall in love wit me instantly, I dont need no help from Cupid[/quote]


[b]little boy, i spit reality and your rhymes are fictitious
the only Boondocks character you remind me of, is [i]Gangstalicious[/i]
cause you act all hard but run like hell when the bullets spray
i bet CCC got you naked in the woods cuz [i]"yah niggas is gay"[/i]
so step up to the plate, your punk ass is about to get beaned
i run this muthafucka like the Big Red Machine
you think you the shit cuz you play more sports than one
your just a jack of all trades and ah master of none
you know nothing about sports, i bet u probably just fake it
i got an imagination? bitch, you're the one running around naked
man, i should call you Prince, cuz you cry like a dove
see i got all the ladies comin' to get some of my [i]"Thuggin Luv"[/i][/b]
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='311033' date='Aug 7 2006, 07:03 PM']sneaky? What are you, a Sticky Fingaz fan?
or do you like Fredro Starr, who always lingers by his man
or is that a pokemon reference, you still collectin them cards?
aren't you too old for that shit, you're the one who said you were hard
I must confess dog, I used to like pokemon too
but that was when I was fuckin 7, I've grown up, have you?
I'll put you in the toilet, flush your bitch ass like royal
you wont grow into a rap star, you can't fertilize shit soil
I've already stole your blueprint for success, your plan is now foiled
my skills have erupted like a volcano, yours aint even bubbled or boiled
so run off crying and curl up in a corner, like a snake that's coiled
cause your runnin out of rhymes faster than we're running out of oil[/quote]

[b]do u think u can beat me with whack rhymes? is that your plan?
i aint sticky punk cuz i melt in your mom's mouth and not in her hand
you talking about Pokeman, well i dont know nothing about that
but when you were 7 years old, i do know i was making your moms ass go splat
aren't you tired of me smoking your rhymes and watching me abuse it?
if you got my blueprint for success, dont you think its about time you use it?
man, im shootin you down like a black hawk in Rwanda
im curled up in a corner wit yo girl, lettin' her uncoil my anaconda[/b]
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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='311206' date='Aug 7 2006, 11:23 PM']Jamie B be hatin on my hits....
my hits on the record and on his mommas tits...
i spun the bitch once, and my record round
skeet front to back while she enjoys the sound
ya rap game was straight, but i hear it now a fizzle
all fuckin off the mark like one of dubya's missiles
while im hittin the target, ready or not
like when i hit ya sister wit the cum shot
beat it up like a Marciano, and go undefeated
the pussy was good, but it could stand to be sweetened
i spread it to my homies, and they said they kinda felta her
i spread it ta my dawgs like a fuckin animal shelta
second verse in ya thread, ya still doubtin me now?
when im the one who brought it, the original bound
on bein a classic, one to test the time
and pop out, even better, like a fiiiiiiiiine wine
why you rapppin in my thread, fruntin like you thug
like sayin you fought a rottweiler, but got bit by a pug
i dont know whetha to slap ya or to giv ya a hug
i wanna open ya mouth and jus feed ya a slug
tough love is wha some call it, but i say its a tad bit of hate
im the greatest, no doubt, and it aint up fo no debate[/quote]


Hits?? Son in these threads your a one hit wonder like the Baha Men
You spit one rhyme sometimes two and then never heard from again
And we all know your lieing about my mother
cause I hear you and your homies play with each other
You rap like W's missles?!? More like his WMD's, and I aint messing around
cause in this game your missing and cant be found
Marciano?!? Boy is you on dope??
Everyone in here knows [b]I'M[/b] The Great White Hope!!

[b]Chorus:[/b]
So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Oldschool's flows so hard we broke the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And We cant help that were just so damn fly
Singin, BAB dropped two ryhmes and said goodbye
BAB dropped two ryhmes and said goodbye

So I see this time you spit not one but two
does it really matter when they both stink like poo?
Stand the test of time? You classic as new coke
yousa busta and your rhymes is a joke
fine like wine? is you drunk again?
Im not a rot or a pug Im a damn doberman
I dont need no hug keep your hands to your side
this aint no gay parade so dont tell me about your pride
dont tell me about your tough love or your hate
cause dawg I heard about you but for me Im straight
You the greatest? No doubt? No debate?
Onyx your my boy but why did you have to procreate?

[b]Chorus:[/b]
So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Oldschool's flows so hard we broke the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And We cant help that were just so damn fly
Singin, BAB dropped two ryhmes and said goodbye
BAB dropped two ryhmes and said goodbye
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[quote name='sneaky' post='311615' date='Aug 8 2006, 02:28 PM'][b]do u think u can beat me with whack rhymes? is that your plan?
i aint sticky punk cuz i melt in your mom's mouth and not in her hand
you talking about Pokeman, well i dont know nothing about that
but when you were 7 years old, i do know i was making your moms ass go splat
aren't you tired of me smoking your rhymes and watching me abuse it?
if you got my blueprint for success, dont you think its about time you use it?
man, im shootin you down like a black hawk in Rwanda
im curled up in a corner wit yo girl, lettin' her uncoil my anaconda[/b][/quote]

if your thinkin I'm whack sneaky, your fuckin brains on drugs
you and jamie aint nothin but a bunch of fake internet thugs
everyone should know, that i'm everything sneaky wishes he was
talk hard here but in real life he be all about the kisses and hugs
he's that type of dude who be all about publicity buzz
can't ya'll see that? can't ya'll tell from all the dissin he does?
he the one who eats dick like it's carrots and he's Bugs
and loves shit up the ass like dildos and butt plugs
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='311227' date='Aug 8 2006, 12:10 AM']I appriciate the car payment and the house payment too
im really not sure how we'd make it without you.
but you aint payin momma enuf we startin to get in debt
lol no your right i aint sucked on that shit yet.. ^_^
im not sayin i won't and im not sayin i would
but in two years ima want a guy who can bring in the goods
keep me occupied at night ,not playin online
i want a dude who can please me, tingle my spine ;)
baby i know i can beat you and i know i can win
you in denial honey..cus im knockin you down like the wall in Berlin
you and me next round we on the same side okay?
but let you beat me? baby not today. there's no fuckin way
and while you talkin about periods and the bleedin in a chick
just remember that same thing that bleeds is where your stickin that dick... :o[/quote]

[b]i hope your mom is tellin you what i like so listen and learn
cuz in a couple of years then its gonna be yo' turn
and yaw only in debt cuz your moms got a habbit
but its all good cuz she gives head non stop like the energizer rabbit
see babygirl a pimp like me knows how to handle a hoe
i'd keep them occupied at night,.....out making me some gawd-damn dough
so face it, you aint beatin me cuz i got more rhymes than the population of China
no one can defeat me, especially someone with a vagina
keep on runnin yo mouth, im gonna have u workin truck stops then change your name to Nancy
my rhymes are screwin you so bad, i feel like Roman Polanski[/b]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='311876' date='Aug 8 2006, 05:06 PM'][b]i hope your mom is tellin you what i like so listen and learn
cuz in a couple of years then its gonna be yo' turn
and yaw only in debt cuz your moms got a habbit
but its all good cuz she gives head non stop like the energizer rabbit
see babygirl a pimp like me knows how to handle a hoe
i'd keep them occupied at night,.....out making me some gawd-damn dough
so face it, you aint beatin me cuz i got more rhymes than the population of China
no one can defeat me, especially someone with a vagina
keep on runnin yo mouth, im gonna have u workin truck stops then change your name to Nancy
my rhymes are screwin you so bad, i feel like Roman Polanski[/b][/quote]

O N Y X . . .

you're definatly not winning, im pretty sure it's about neck and neck
your playin this game like poker & all you doin is sayin 'check'..
in a couple of years i hope don't end up fuckin or suckin your cone
tell you the truth you know ...i'd probly rather have sex [i]alone[/i]. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]
China? your rhymes are so sick your givin me SARS.
no one can defeat you?..im knockin you out so hard your seein stars
its gunna take more for you too beat me then what ive seen this round number 3
your rhymes? screwin me? mmmm nope i tend to disagree
lets talk about whats screwin you? could it be your lack of creativity when you rhyme? :ninja:
im so good when im done with you you'll be sayin [b]"hit me baby one more time"[/b]
so takes some notes , get your paper and grap your pen..
i got you once more..so here's some more Britney.. [b]"oops i did it again".[/b] ^_^


:wub:

GET BACK AT ME.
won't be home tomrrow shoppin all day.
and doin big things all you old scool papis have fun at work
as for Ian have a nice day at SCHOOL! byahh,

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Guest whodey 85
Look, Ive been buzy but I promise Ill get at u guys as soon as I can. I just got home and I gotta go to bed.

And sneaky, I kno u like my nu avatar. Riley's that nu skool. Aint no punk like Huey.
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sneaky im so dissapointed.
i just might cry myself to sleep tonight.
you didnt even get back at me.
thats pretty shittttty. :)
well just got home...gotta go do my myspace thing since no one GETs BACK at me. mm hmm.
so i have a softball tomorrow so ill be back on later at night.
k LEAVE ME SOMETHiN. ;)

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='311842' date='Aug 8 2006, 05:25 PM']if your thinkin I'm whack sneaky, your fuckin brains on drugs
you and jamie aint nothin but a bunch of fake internet thugs
everyone should know, that i'm everything sneaky wishes he was
talk hard here but in real life he be all about the kisses and hugs
he's that type of dude who be all about publicity buzz
can't ya'll see that? can't ya'll tell from all the dissin he does?
he the one who eats dick like it's carrots and he's Bugs
and loves shit up the ass like dildos and butt plugs[/quote]

[b]my brains aint on drugs because i just say NO
accept when it comes to your girl, cuz i cant resist that hoe
man my dick is in your mouth like a banana to a chimps
me and Jamie aint internet thugs, but we some cyber pimps
fool im a legend, a master, the champ, everything you're not
you're just a foot note in history that will soon be forgot
CCC yo' rhymes are garbage but you think you the next "slim shady"
the only time im about kisses and hugs is when im with your lady
bitch, im a grown ass man and today im about to get paid
why you talkin trash? pimple face punk, who's never been laid
man i told you, im an original pimp and you just some silly teen
OldSkool dont need no publicity buzz, cuz we a P.R. machine
yeah fool, i do a lot of dissin but its deserved and provoked
back when i was your age, i'd kept quiet, but yah bitchez would've been choked
my name aint Bugs, but i do get pussy like a hare
cuz when i whip out my carrot your mom takes off the underware
she likes it when i jizz in her grill and nut in her bumper
we homie lover friends, i call her Bambi and she calls me Thumper[/b]
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='312130' date='Aug 9 2006, 02:24 AM']O N Y X . . .

you're definatly not winning, im pretty sure it's about neck and neck
your playin this game like poker & all you doin is sayin 'check'..
in a couple of years i hope don't end up fuckin or suckin your cone
tell you the truth you know ...i'd probly rather have sex [i]alone[/i]. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]
China? your rhymes are so sick your givin me SARS.
no one can defeat you?..im knockin you out so hard your seein stars
its gunna take more for you too beat me then what ive seen this round number 3
your rhymes? screwin me? mmmm nope i tend to disagree
lets talk about whats screwin you? could it be your lack of creativity when you rhyme? :ninja:
im so good when im done with you you'll be sayin [b]"hit me baby one more time"[/b]
so takes some notes , get your paper and grap your pen..
i got you once more..so here's some more Britney.. [b]"oops i did it again".[/b] ^_^[/quote]

[b]neck and neck? girl the only way that happens is if you're standing on a chair
because when we stand toe to toe you'll always be lookin in the air
you buy your rhymes from a department store, but my words are sacred
you lucky this aint "strip poker", cause you'd be butt ass naked
my rhymes are like SARS cause its unstoppable, the flow will overwhelm you
and as far as having sex alone, somehow i get the feeling that you already do
you need batting practice girl, cuz you cant hit the rhymes i got hurled
yeah, the only times i see stars, is when your mom takes me "around the world" ;)
who said u can come out da kitchen? take yo ass back in there an fill my cup
my rhymes will leave u like Britney Spears alright, ..played out, barefoot and knocked up
a pad and a pen? girl pleeeze, i'll never have rhymer's block
cause my words stay hard and fuck little pussies, just like my cock[/b]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='313233' date='Aug 10 2006, 01:11 PM'][b]my brains aint on drugs because i just say NO
accept when it comes to your girl, cuz i cant resist that hoe
man my dick is in your mouth like a banana to a chimps
me and Jamie aint internet thugs, but we some cyber pimps
fool im a legend, a master, the champ, everything you're not
you're just a foot note in history that will soon be forgot
CCC yo' rhymes are garbage but you think you the next "slim shady"
the only time im about kisses and hugs is when im with your lady
bitch, im a grown ass man and today im about to get paid
why you talkin trash? pimple face punk, who's never been laid
man i told you, im an original pimp and you just some silly teen
OldSkool dont need no publicity buzz, cuz we a P.R. machine
yeah fool, i do a lot of dissin but its deserved and provoked
back when i was your age, i'd kept quiet, but yah bitchez would've been choked
my name aint Bugs, but i do get pussy like a hare
cuz when i whip out my carrot your mom takes off the underware
she likes it when i jizz in her grill and nut in her bumper
we homie lover friends, i call her Bambi and she calls me Thumper[/b][/quote]


man my face is clean as a whistle, there's no pimples ya see
the great sneaky is an oxymoron, like complex simplicity
yeah you get pussy, but like literally from a cat
not human females, your too old, wrinkly, and fat
sneaky I got mad Bucks, but homie I aint from Milwaukee
oldschools the worst team, they tryin ta Atlanta Hawk me
cause I’m a raptor in the rap game like I live in Toronto
i need to teach ya’ll a few things like I’m that indian Squanto
like how to be creative, innovative, and just plain hot
and entertaining enough to maintain the numba one spot
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='313289' date='Aug 10 2006, 02:20 PM']man my face is clean as a whistle, there's no pimples ya see
the great sneaky is an oxymoron, like complex simplicity
yeah you get pussy, but like literally from a cat
not human females, your too old, wrinkly, and fat
sneaky I got mad Bucks, but homie I aint from Milwaukee
oldschools the worst team, they tryin ta Atlanta Hawk me
cause I’m a raptor in the rap game like I live in Toronto
i need to teach ya’ll a few things like I’m that indian Squanto
like how to be creative, innovative, and just plain hot
and entertaining enough to maintain the numba one spot[/quote]

[b]complexed or not, my rhymes reign supreme
theres no pimples on your face cause you use my dick cream
see, ive gotten so much pussy, little boy u cant relate
what do you know about women? when all you do is masturbate
youzah fraudulent rapper and im about to expose you for a punk
my rhymes are crossing yo' ass over about to do a 720 dunk
you ah Buck alright, cause your momma was a doe
i gave her some chocolate moose then i ram fucked that hoe
man just shut up, you talk crap but u aint no playah
battlin' me was the worst decision since the Knicks hired Isaiah
do you know who i am? im an Oldskool mack who gets plenty of azz
i got more hoes than a poligamist Mormon rootin' for the Utah Jazz
you aint even close to me, this aint Portland and you aint Trailblazing
your girl thinks im Vince Carter, cause my dick is "half man and half amazing"
like AI, i got "The Answer" fo' your rhymes cuz that lame shit makes me smirk
compared to me , you just a slow ass white boy on the court, you aint even Dirk
im the D. Wade of this thread, my MVP rhymes cant be beat
Nuskool is like the Mavericks while Oldskool runs shit like the Miami Heat[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='313370' date='Aug 10 2006, 03:54 PM'][b]complexed or not, my rhymes reign supreme
theres no pimples on your face cause you use my dick cream
see, ive gotten so much pussy, little boy u cant relate
what do you know about women? when all you do is masturbate
youzah fraudulent rapper and im about to expose you for a punk
my rhymes are crossing yo' ass over about to do a 720 dunk
you ah Buck alright, cause your momma was a doe
i gave her some chocolate moose then i ram fucked that hoe
man just shut up, you talk crap but u aint no playah
battlin' me was the worst decision since the Knicks hired Isaiah
do you know who i am? im an Oldskool mack who gets plenty of azz
i got more hoes than a poligamist Mormon rootin' for the Utah Jazz
you aint even close to me, this aint Portland and you aint Trailblazing
your girl thinks im Vince Carter, cause my dick is "half man and half amazing"
like AI, i got "The Answer" fo' your rhymes cuz that lame shit makes me smirk
compared to me , you just a slow ass white boy on the court, you aint even Dirk
im the D. Wade of this thread, my MVP rhymes cant be beat
Nuskool is like the Mavericks while Oldskool runs shit like the Miami Heat[/b][/quote]

stop jackin my creativity, like you cheatin in art class
you made of marshmellows while my knuckles are naturally brass
i'm rainin on your parade, fuck raindrops, i'll douse you with knives
you and jamie aint pimps or playahs, more so like desperate housewives
your cockiness is aggitating, your starting to get on my nerves
i get the feelin your whack ass is about to say “you got served!”
your shit is played out homie, like them old arcade games
so stick a quarter in ya ass, the champ is what I just became
now the dictator of 9th mile, I’m more vile than Osama
so I’ll exile onxy and jamie, after I put em through some trauma
make em hurt, make em cry, make em beg for they fuckin mama
but since they aint female, I’ll consider them the kings of drama
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='313406' date='Aug 10 2006, 04:33 PM']stop jackin my creativity, like you cheatin in art class
you made of marshmellows while my knuckles are naturally brass
i'm rainin on your parade, fuck raindrops, i'll douse you with knives
you and jamie aint pimps or playahs, more so like desperate housewives
your cockiness is aggitating, your starting to get on my nerves
i get the feelin your whack ass is about to say “you got served!”
your shit is played out homie, like them old arcade games
so stick a quarter in ya ass, the champ is what I just became
now the dictator of 9th mile, I’m more vile than Osama
so I’ll exile onxy and jamie, after I put em through some trauma
make em hurt, make em cry, make em beg for they fuckin mama
but since they aint female, I’ll consider them the kings of drama[/quote]

[b]stop jackin your creativity? little boy get real
you may have knuckles of brass, but i got hands of steel
man you rhyme like Pee Wee Herman just like a dork
you wont be dousin' me with knives cause all you got is sporks
you're more feminine than OG, so you're the "freestyle diva"
we remind you of desperate housewives cuz we got bitches like Eva
you damn right im cocky, cuz my raps are the bomb
i put the "ness" in cocky, and i put the "cock" in your mom
listen son, im the best right now and i was the best back then
sneaky has been the shit since Atari to next gen
you'll never be champ cuz frankly your rhymes aint that clever
if good rappers die young then i'd guess your ass will live forever[/b]
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