The 9th mile freestyle thread.

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='315749' date='Aug 14 2006, 04:31 PM']Yo that suxs man, wat's wrong wit her? If u dont mind me askin, cause if u do I understand.[/quote]


bad bad ulcers, they are running some tests tommorow to see if it there is anything else.

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='Jamie_B' post='315898' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:12 PM']bad bad ulcers, they are running some tests tommorow to see if it there is anything else.[/quote]

Hope it turns out aight dawg, Ill pray for her.

Stay strong.

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='315849' date='Aug 14 2006, 08:25 PM'][b]a simpleton? bitch im schoolin' yo ass, cuz you da blackboard and im the chalk
i may be Rumpelstiltskin but whys your girl climbing my beanstalk?
you just a peon to me fool, im the lyrical giant
im a gigolo too because yo moms my top client
nigga, i got more green in my pocket than a florist has plants
i dont worry about gettin girls digits, i just get in their pants
muthafucka im the MVP and you will never take it
im the man you want to be and da pimp that gets your girl naked
you turn nothing into gold, you a bitch but your name aint Midas
yo' mom sucks my dick so much, her breath smells like gingivitis
so fuck your thoroughbred my raps are like a Ferrari
dont give up your day job son cuz your rhymes are just sorry[/b][/quote]

i’ve been stayin consistent, layin down mostly royal flushes
got you lookin all red, all I see on your face is blushes
how the hell you supposed to be a pimp? you can’t get past 5th grade crushes
sneaky act like he can’t stand me, but it’s me he secretely lusts and lushes
thats why whenever I’m performin, to the front of the stage that bitch rushes
screamin, “I love you so much,” and then faints when it’s my hand that he touches
I don’t play that queer shit, tell security, “put that fag on crutches”
proceed to the lady fans, and it’s on my dick, their hand clutches

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='315914' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:24 PM']Hope it turns out aight dawg, Ill pray for her.

Stay strong. [/quote]


Thanks bro. Ill get at you tommorow sometime.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='315918' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:28 PM']i’ve been stayin consistent, layin down mostly royal flushes
got you lookin all red, all I see on your face is blushes
how the hell you supposed to be a pimp? you can’t get past 5th grade crushes
sneaky act like he can’t stand me, but it’s me he secretely lusts and lushes
thats why whenever I’m performin, to the front of the stage that bitch rushes
screamin, “I love you so much,” and then faints when it’s my hand that he touches
I don’t play that queer shit, tell security, “put that fag on crutches”
proceed to the lady fans, and it’s on my dick, their hand clutches[/quote]

[b]yeah you right, you consistent, that i must admit
not a damn things changed your raps still sound like shit
im not gonna steal my boy Jamie's style but that would be my chorus
it aint my face that im makin red, its your girl's clitoris
i apologize for punking you, but you give me no choice
bitch, when i was in 5th grade i still made your mom moist
you'll never have "lady fans" cause they want want real men
i'll give you a C for effort, but bitch try again[/b]

[Guest whodey 85]

Im out yall.

I see u sneaky, Ill get at u, dont fret.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='315929' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:46 PM']Im out yall.

I see u sneaky, Ill get at u, dont fret.[/quote]



yeah take yo' ass to bed, you got a spelling bee at school in the morning!

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='315924' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:43 PM'][b]yeah you right, you consistent, that i must admit
not a damn things changed your raps still sound like shit
im not gonna steal my boy Jamie's style but that would be my chorus
it aint my face that im makin red, its your girl's clitoris
i apologize for punking you, but you give me no choice
bitch, when i was in 5th grade i still made your mom moist
you'll never have "lady fans" cause they want want real men
i'll give you a C for effort, but bitch try again[/b][/quote]

first things first, I’m the greatest, that can’t be debated
you’re the worst, if ya fight me, I’ll leave ya lips inflated
and no that aint mascara man, it’s just a good old black eye
try me again I’ll crack ya bones and leave ya spirit in the sky
easy as pie, I dont even gotta try to make you go bye-bye
you’ll soon forfeit in defeat, but don’t be sad, why cry?
your just another mc to die when confronted by me
so when people asked what happened, tell um you met CCC

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='315938' date='Aug 14 2006, 10:06 PM']first things first, I’m the greatest, that can’t be debated
you’re the worst, if ya fight me, I’ll leave ya lips inflated
and no that aint mascara man, it’s just a good old black eye
try me again I’ll crack ya bones and leave ya spirit in the sky
easy as pie, I dont even gotta try to make you go bye-bye
you’ll soon forfeit in defeat, but don’t be sad, why cry?
your just another mc to die when confronted by me
so when people asked what happened, tell um you met CCC[/quote]

[b]muthafucka pleez, you are garbage, that aint even up for debate
the only question i got, is how much longer will yah moms make me ejaculate
when she was younger, i admit that hoe looked cold
the pussy still good but that bitch is gettin old
keep on talkin shit punk, you're only sealing your doom
while you tryin to inflate my lips, im inflatin' your girl's womb
me...... forfeit? bitch, you the one that ought to quit
you've shown me nothing, not even a lil bit
all you do is make whack rhymes and then talk shit
but you just soft and leaky like a giant ass clit
if theres tears from my eyes its because your dumbass makes me laugh
lets compare MVP titles, bitch i'll let you do the math[/b]

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='315958' date='Aug 14 2006, 10:33 PM'][b]muthafucka pleez, you are garbage, that aint even up for debate
the only question i got, is how much longer will yah moms make me ejaculate
when she was younger, i admit that hoe looked cold
the pussy still good but that bitch is gettin old
keep on talkin shit punk, you're only sealing your doom
while you tryin to inflate my lips, im inflatin' your girl's womb
me...... forfeit? bitch, you the one that ought to quit
you've shown me nothing, not even a lil bit
all you do is make whack rhymes and then talk shit
but you just soft and leaky like a giant ass clit
if theres tears from my eyes its because your dumbass makes me laugh
lets compare MVP titles, bitch i'll let you do the math[/b][/quote]


ok you may be at the top now sneaky, but I came up quicker
i'm already being compared to legends, and I'm too young to buy liquor
and I shine so damn bright, your light don't even flicker
man you keep on declining, like you're just gettin sicker
I'm about to make your defeat a reality, so don't bitch and bicker
and when the fuck is yo moms gonna lose weight? she keep gettin thicker
in her ass is where I'll kick her, my flow keeps gettin slicker
your mom thinks her diet will work, cause she eatin diet Snickers

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='315994' date='Aug 14 2006, 11:21 PM']ok you may be at the top now sneaky, but I came up quicker
i'm already being compared to legends, and I'm too young to buy liquor
and I shine so damn bright, your light don't even flicker
man you keep on declining, like you're just gettin sicker
I'm about to make your defeat a reality, so don't bitch and bicker
and when the fuck is yo moms gonna lose weight? she keep gettin thicker
in her ass is where I'll kick her, my flow keeps gettin slicker
your mom thinks her diet will work, cause she eatin diet Snickers[/quote]

[b]bitch the only one cumming quicker is me
but i cant help it, cuz yah girl got good pussy
yeah you too yung to drink, but my rhymes got you intoxicated
yo' girl beggin me to hit it raw so she can be inseminated
my rhymes are authentic, but they always imitated
but my style is so tight, its never duplicated
your raps wobble but like a golden eagle my rhymes soar
were you were named after your mom? cuz shes my [size=3]C[/size]um [size=3]C[/size]raving [size=3]C[/size]ockwhore[/b]

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='315742' date='Aug 14 2006, 04:18 PM']Verse 1

Dont talk down to me or this shit'll get ugly
If we was TE's, Im Gates while u Rickey Dudley
So shut the hell up before I start spittin angry dissin
My rhymes r HD while u rappin in black n white telivision
Quit waistin these ppl's time wit yo weak rap emission
While Im spittin my amazin lines Im chargin admission
Killin Me Softly? Dawg Ill kill u fuckin roothless
Aint gettin locked up cause yo mouf gonna be toothless

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it

Verse 2

After I get finished, the rap game will make me a monument
If yo old ass was back in skool, Id be usin corporal punishment
U keep respondin, arent u listenin, r u even competent?
Ima tell u one mo gain to stop cause Im dominant
There shouldnt be no 3-peat, matta fact, no wins at all
Cause we been skoolin the oldskool, while yall was tryna ball
Imagin if the 2 skools played a game of ball together
It'd be us as Jordan, while yall playin like Christian Laettner

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it

Verse 3

Ur lines all look the same, like they Koopa-Troopa
But Im distinguished dawg, Im the King Koopa
U and Onyx r like the Mario Brothers, which ones dumber?
And yall share the same occupations, a plummer
Sorry but yall aint gettin no Princess Daisy's pussy
U ugly dawg, u look like u a brother wit Yoshi
U suppose to ride on Yoshi's back, not Onyx's fruit of the loom
U loosin ur life, that wasnt green, it was a blue mushroom

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it[/quote]


Son this got ugly the day you were born
Forget TE's I'm the teams #1 WR like Joe Horn
naw check that I'm a little bit better
you spitting angry cause you cant match my chedder
and you can watch me on your TV cause Im live at the show
weak rap emmision? Son you cant match my flow
You charge admission? Please you pay them to stay
you about as ruthless as Kid from Kid 'N Play
and I aint toothless but Im about to leave you in disaray

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times

Monument? Dawg who you trying to fool
And your rhyme is enough punishment, I dont need to be in school
No I was trying not to listen to your wack ass themes
son you about as dominant as a recessive gene
and we will too 3 peat just call us da bulls
trying to ball? Boy me and O been dunking over you fools
You Jordan? Maybe when he was a Wizzard
they day you win this is when hell has a blizzard

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times

I aint koopa-troopa you can call me Link
Im a legand like Zelda bitch, what you think?
Mario Brothers? This is more like bomberman
cause our shit's blowin up like you wish you can
and Ill take that hoe Dasiy and I aint braggin
Me and O beating your asses like this is Double Dragon
Oh a blue mushroom? Is that supposed to be gansta
Well...Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A .... Son I got more lives than Contra

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times

[ColorChanginClique]

I been busy, but tomorrow I'ma come back hard with some shit

[Jamie_B]

i figure we keep it open till friday.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='316749' date='Aug 15 2006, 10:03 PM']I been busy, but tomorrow I'ma come back hard with some shit[/quote]

yeah that will be a good idea, take some time off son, because your "Rumpelstilsken" rhymes
need some work




anybody seen "jail-bait" today???

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='316765' date='Aug 15 2006, 10:33 PM']yeah that will be a good idea, take some time off son, because your "Rumpelstilsken" rhymes
need some work[/quote]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]








Oh wait? You were serious?

Ok, I'll try to work in more pussy and cock rhymes for ya since you love the cock

Even though you said this is "just for fun" and "don't take it personal" I get the impression that you honestly think you're superious to me, whodey, and OG.

And that is hilarious [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I mean I could probably copy and paste a Big Daddy Kane verse or a Murs verse or some insane shit like that and you'd probably still say it's wack and you're better [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

But seriously, I got love ya either way

[ColorChanginClique]

Even though i was busy and wasn't going to until tomorrow, I squeaked in one more for the night


[quote name='sneaky' post='316019' date='Aug 14 2006, 11:50 PM'][b]bitch the only one cumming quicker is me
but i cant help it, cuz yah girl got good pussy
yeah you too yung to drink, but my rhymes got you intoxicated
yo' girl beggin me to hit it raw so she can be inseminated
my rhymes are authentic, but they always imitated
but my style is so tight, its never duplicated
your raps wobble but like a golden eagle my rhymes soar
were you were named after your mom? cuz shes my [size=3]C[/size]um [size=3]C[/size]raving [size=3]C[/size]ockwhore[/b][/quote]

you come off fired up and bold, but really tired and old
I see the skills you hold, they’re the ones that Ryan Leaf sold
if ya really think you’re the shit, i’m callin the insane asylum
you’re species is so far beneath me, dont even belong in my phylum
you the type who think he gangsta cause he wear a bandana
i’m for real, shoot bullets at ya I’m like Joe Montana
when it comes to fuckin me, man ya moms is neva hesitant
she like my whole package, gets at my nuts like a elephant
you must be on acid 24/7 cause you aint sayin nothin relevant
your hatred for me stems from ya envy so you come off malevolent

[OG_OklahomaGirl_OG]

[quote name='sneaky' post='315867' date='Aug 14 2006, 07:47 PM'][b]im the best rapper here so stop all the hatin', Britt
you know im the man of your dreams and the best you'll ever get
your rhymes are really shit but you spray it with perfume
my pops had you but hes gonna pass dat ass to me like a family airlume
see lil girl, the words i type are flawless and near perfection
you cream your panties when you read them cause im the object of your affection
no STD's here, my dick done passed the governments inspection
i bet my rhymes annoy you cause they give you ah yeast infection
im tearing you up like Tokyo as if i was the lyrical Godzilla
you aint even old enuff yet but you already craving my chocolate in your vanilla

[/b][/quote]

Your gettin a lil cocky baby, and that aint cute
i wish you came with a remote cus when you rhyme all i wanna do is press "mute." [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]
the best i'll ever get? mmm i think your old mans a better catch..
i'll tell you what, me and your pops we a perfect match.
cus he gets the job done, he aint no "1 minute man"
are u adopted?cus you remind me of that little engine.. "i think i can..i think i can"
my rhymes arnt shit , cus if they were you wouldnt said what you did in round one
but sneaky i know you admire me, you dont gotta front hun.
the object of my affection is about a few years younger sorry baby
so do you got a son? then we could keep taht in the family, maybe?
nope no yeast infections here, im fresh and im clean.
im gone for a day you miss me so much jsut readin my rhymes make you creme.
your chocolate in my vanilla? i wouldnt want to infect myself with all your HIV.
Maybe you should hook up with someone who has it too..like BAB.



[quote name='sneaky' post='316765' date='Aug 15 2006, 09:33 PM']yeah that will be a good idea, take some time off son, because your "Rumpelstilsken" rhymes
need some work


anybody seen "jail-bait" today???[/quote]

lol got school thursday..been gettin ready and had softball games everyday.
you guys cant go a day or two with out missin me.. aww how cuttte.

[OG_OklahomaGirl_OG]

i'll be waitn...
dang its late i gotta go to bed..its almost 3:30.
and i gotta get up at 7 am for soccer prac.
night night. and to Ian..
i sent you a PM dawg..did u not get it?

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='sneaky' post='315894' date='Aug 14 2006, 09:08 PM'][b]bitch, i bet you left cause you were tired of takin' a beatin'
not a damn things changed, my dick is on the plate an yo' mom is still eatin'
have you seen your girl, cause i think that hoe is cheatin'
i just met her but i gave her a good meatin'
i took a lil break too, but it had nothing to do with you all
just sat on the couch wit your girl on my lap, watchin some football
you say you the real MVP? bitch dont make me smile
you just lucky to be born cuz i had no idea your mom was so fertile
you'll never beat me boy, cause all the rhymes i've mastered
i spoke to God too, and i confessed to him, that you're my bastard[/b][/quote]

U wit my girl? I didnt kno u get down like that, kna mean?
I think its called statitory rape cause my girl is sixteen
Nasty ass mo fucka, do I gotta make a call to the po
I guess an underage girl is all u can get, aint pullin no grown up hoe
Just to learn how to get young hoes u watched a tutorial by R. Kelly
Mayne u fucked up dawg, I guess that's y ur girl's pussy is so smelly
My spit is a Ferrari while ur shit broken down, call a truck to tow
Psh. Ur rhymes r sorry, the only thang uve mastered is level 4 on Halo

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='Jamie_B' post='316485' date='Aug 15 2006, 02:16 PM']Son this got ugly the day you were born
Forget TE's I'm the teams #1 WR like Joe Horn
naw check that I'm a little bit better
you spitting angry cause you cant match my chedder
and you can watch me on your TV cause Im live at the show
weak rap emmision? Son you cant match my flow
You charge admission? Please you pay them to stay
you about as ruthless as Kid from Kid 'N Play
and I aint toothless but Im about to leave you in disaray

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times

Monument? Dawg who you trying to fool
And your rhyme is enough punishment, I dont need to be in school
No I was trying not to listen to your wack ass themes
son you about as dominant as a recessive gene
and we will too 3 peat just call us da bulls
trying to ball? Boy me and O been dunking over you fools
You Jordan? Maybe when he was a Wizzard
they day you win this is when hell has a blizzard

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times

I aint koopa-troopa you can call me Link
Im a legand like Zelda bitch, what you think?
Mario Brothers? This is more like bomberman
cause our shit's blowin up like you wish you can
and Ill take that hoe Dasiy and I aint braggin
Me and O beating your asses like this is Double Dragon
Oh a blue mushroom? Is that supposed to be gansta
Well...Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A .... Son I got more lives than Contra

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Good times
These are the good times
Leaving your sorry ass behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
oldschool wins again must I remind?
These are the good times[/quote]

Verse 1

While u can be Joe Horn n just hope to be in the Pro-Bowl
Im Jerry Rice, so good its like the talent from a God I stole
Just bein average compared to me should be ur goal
When ur girl checks my pants, she crashes into a light-pole
Im opressin yall bitches, just call me Fidel Castro
But I can paint beautiful pictures wit my mouth, Im raps Van Gough
I can produce hot rhymes around the fuckin clock
Dawg its officially Goin Down, now let me remix some Young Joc:

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday

Verse 2

Just a warnin, but if u talk bad about me in the wrong spot
U might as well killed urself, cause u gonna wined up shot
Im runnin these streets, but u already kno
U wanna make this shit interested, then lets go
I still aint impressed, y dont u go buy some Turkey
Cause u need to polish ur game and Im sayin do it in a hurry
My shit is spinnin outta control, like I got Hoobastank ryhme
Dont worry how I kno who that is, I saw em on MTV one time

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday

Verse 3

U wanna continue the video game comparisons, that's tight
Im the King of the battle, Im the Donkey Kong of the fight
When it comes to rappin, u a scrub while Im Pele
Check ur HP, cause Im winnin this Super Smash Bros. Melee
U should also check ur HP cause u a level 2 Ratatta
While Im at 100, spittin fire like Im Charizard gettin at cha
So stop the presses, cause I have defeated the bad gang
Ive rescued the princess Zelda from Jamie, now we gonna go bang

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday

[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='316866' date='Aug 16 2006, 04:24 AM']i'll be waitn...
dang its late i gotta go to bed..its almost 3:30.
and i gotta get up at 7 am for soccer prac.
night night. and [b]to Ian..
i sent you a PM dawg..did u not get it?[/b][/quote]

no

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='316810' date='Aug 15 2006, 11:36 PM']Even though i was busy and wasn't going to until tomorrow, I squeaked in one more for the night
you come off fired up and bold, but really tired and old
I see the skills you hold, they’re the ones that Ryan Leaf sold
if ya really think you’re the shit, i’m callin the insane asylum
you’re species is so far beneath me, dont even belong in my phylum
you the type who think he gangsta cause he wear a bandana
i’m for real, shoot bullets at ya I’m like Joe Montana
when it comes to fuckin me, man ya moms is neva hesitant
she like my whole package, gets at my nuts like a elephant
you must be on acid 24/7 cause you aint sayin nothin relevant
your hatred for me stems from ya envy so you come off malevolent[/quote]

[b]fool, im tired of schoolin ya, when are ya going to learn?
when battling the O, your ass is gonna crash and burn
boy, im a legend and you just some amateur slouch
if your raps was a quarterback, you'd be Tim Couch
punk, i got more game than Gotti, you cants stop my racket
my rhymes sedate yo' ass and put you in a straitjacket
nah i aint a gangsta, i aint a "blood" or a "crip"
but that dont mean i wont bust a nigga's lip
man, i put more grease in your mom than a can of Crisco
you aint no Joe Montana, but i bet you from San Fransisco
bitch, the only sex you've had is when you're alone watchin porn
if pussy was right in front of you, you'd probably need a shoehorn
im the best for real, its gonna be that way til i die
i aint on acid, but my rhymes got all you bitches high[/b]

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='317149' date='Aug 16 2006, 02:07 PM']Verse 1

While u can be Joe Horn n just hope to be in the Pro-Bowl
Im Jerry Rice, so good its like the talent from a God I stole
Just bein average compared to me should be ur goal
When ur girl checks my pants, she crashes into a light-pole
Im opressin yall bitches, just call me Fidel Castro
But I can paint beautiful pictures wit my mouth, Im raps Van Gough
I can produce hot rhymes around the fuckin clock
Dawg its officially Goin Down, now let me remix some Young Joc:

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday

Verse 2

Just a warnin, but if u talk bad about me in the wrong spot
U might as well killed urself, cause u gonna wined up shot
Im runnin these streets, but u already kno
U wanna make this shit interested, then lets go
I still aint impressed, y dont u go buy some Turkey
Cause u need to polish ur game and Im sayin do it in a hurry
My shit is spinnin outta control, like I got Hoobastank ryhme
Dont worry how I kno who that is, I saw em on MTV one time

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday

Verse 3

U wanna continue the video game comparisons, that's tight
Im the King of the battle, Im the Donkey Kong of the fight
When it comes to rappin, u a scrub while Im Pele
Check ur HP, cause Im winnin this Super Smash Bros. Melee
U should also check ur HP cause u a level 2 Ratatta
While Im at 100, spittin fire like Im Charizard gettin at cha
So stop the presses, cause I have defeated the bad gang
Ive rescued the princess Zelda from Jamie, now we gonna go bang

Chorus

Eny, Meeny, Miny, Mo
Jamie's wit a dude while Im wit a hoe
I kno yall gay
While I pimp erday
no[/quote]


Pro-bowl? Son Im 1st vote Hall of Fame
Jerry Rice? Please you dont deserve to speak that name
and you moms knows that Im not average
I got that hoe beggin for my appendage
Yeah you like Castro fallin off tha stage
and you peeps make less money than minium wage
Van Gough? Well you made me cut off my ear
cause I cant listen to any more wack rhymes from this little queer

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive.


Son Ill talk where ever I want not a thing you can do
cause everything your sayin is completely untrue
you cant even run a lemon aid stand
your rhymes is boring while Im in demand
I cant believe you rhymin bout a bird
Polish my rhymes? Dont be absurd
Well thats great you know about hoobastank
but oldschool still wins this we got it in da bank

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive.

Ill talk video games all day long
I play them while you moms slurps my shlong
Donkey Kong? I jumped your barrels son no doubt
Then I took it to you like Mike Tyson's Punch Out
And you can keep your Super Smash Brothers I aint a fan
I'm oldschool son running this shit like Mega Man
Forget Pokeman, you can catch them all
Im knocking this shit out the park like on Triple Play Baseball
Then me and O will make this a dynasty
You with Zelda? Only in your Final Fantasy

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive, stay alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Your lucky I'm letting you stay alive.

[Rumble In the Jungle]

i can't belive that this thread is alive! this freestyle shit is a hall of fame all the way!

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='316856' date='Aug 16 2006, 03:38 AM']Your gettin a lil cocky baby, and that aint cute
i wish you came with a remote cus when you rhyme all i wanna do is press "mute." [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]
the best i'll ever get? mmm i think your old mans a better catch..
i'll tell you what, me and your pops we a perfect match.
cus he gets the job done, he aint no "1 minute man"
are u adopted?cus you remind me of that little engine.. "i think i can..i think i can"
my rhymes arnt shit , cus if they were you wouldnt said what you did in round one
but sneaky i know you admire me, you dont gotta front hun.
the object of my affection is about a few years younger sorry baby
so do you got a son? then we could keep taht in the family, maybe?
nope no yeast infections here, im fresh and im clean.
im gone for a day you miss me so much jsut readin my rhymes make you creme.
your chocolate in my vanilla? i wouldnt want to infect myself with all your HIV.
Maybe you should hook up with someone who has it too..like BAB. [/quote]

[b]look little girl im trying to be nice but you making me frown
im a gentleman by nature so dont make a pimp slap you down
and where you get this "1 minute man" stuff from? girl you'za lie
i'll hit the wettest coochies so long, they all turn dry
cuz the O is Casanova reincarnated, i aint lying, shit i swear
hoes walk in my bedroom and roll out in a wheel chair
and all this talk about my pops is really kind of crass
i aint hatin on my old man, but i cant believe you give it to his old ass [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//31.gif[/img]
but its all good, just didnt know you were that kind of chick
oh well, differnt strokes for different folks, maybe you like wrinkled dick
are you sure you clean? (sniff-sniff) cuz something smells like sushi
you might want to go back and give yourself a double doushey
and whats up wit the HIV thing? thats not a cool rap
i aint tryna spread any rumors but i heard you gave Ian "the clap" [/b]