The 9th mile freestyle thread.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307421' date='Aug 2 2006, 05:18 PM']U and ur boi got somethin in common wit the Asian sticks
U both got embarressin lil dicks
Friday the 13th, werent u in it as that lil black kid?
That was 20 years ago, shirts aint kewl if they pladed
Look like u runnin from me cause my flow is gettin bigga'
Scarin yo ass off sayin "woogy-boogy nigga'!"
Haha, when yall walk down the street ppl yellin at ur soft ass "hey hoes"
While Ima keep it street, hittin them blocks like legos[/quote]

[b]u aint hittin no blocks, shut yo' ass up, cuz you phony
yeah me a jamie are like Asians, cuz our game is like Sony
why u worried about our dicks? for the record, bitch, im anaconda
i slither and slide up sistas, while u watch movies wit Jane Fonda
u still daydreamin again son? take yo' medicine an go to bed
"woogy-boogy nigga"? .....see, thats why Coy calls you a hankercheif head
naw, i wasnt in a movie, see my shit is real like life
but Friday the 13th wasn't scary, compared to when yo' momma wanted to be my wife[/b]

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307389' date='Aug 2 2006, 04:42 PM'][b]obviously your skills consists of using words than end in "ess"
so i'll lower my game a lil, that way i'll beat you by less
i thought this battle is formal, so take off yo' skirt an put on a dress
i thought you had skillz, i was curious, i must confess
but when you put yo' words together, they seem lika cluttered mess
do you know who da MVP is? come on bitch, take a guess
my rhymes are UNTOUCHABLE, an kid, you're no Elliot Ness
[/b]

* I know that last line went over your head, but us Oldskool playas know what I'm talkin about. [/quote]


Lucky i got time to squeeze in one more before tonight

As far as rhymin "ess", it's called a multi, something you can't use
you don't implement em, cause your raps got a short fuse
don't get confused, cause I switch up the flow all the time
you use strictly ABAB schemes, dog I'm like Optimus Prime
cause I'm the undisputed king of this internet jungle
doin like Juelz Santana said, "Rumble young man, Rumble"

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307423' date='Aug 2 2006, 05:47 PM'][b]u aint hittin no blocks, shut yo' ass up, cuz you phony
yeah me a jamie are like Asians, cuz our game is like Sony
why u worried about our dicks? for the record, bitch, im anaconda
i slither and slide up sistas, while u watch movies wit Jane Fonda
u still daydreamin again son? take yo' medicine an go to bed
"woogy-boogy nigga"? .....see, thats why Coy calls you a hankercheif head
naw, i wasnt in a movie, see my shit is real like life
but Friday the 13th wasn't scary, compared to when yo' momma wanted to be my wife[/b][/quote]

Loosin up dawg, ur belt is tight as Jarrod's befo Subway
Psh. Just to please I woman u gotta sprint up a runway
Talkin about Jane Fonda, u like Danny Glover check ur inside
Like him in the movie The Cookout, u need to get in touch wit ya black side
I guess u aint neva' seen the Chapelle Show befo
That's y u not on the inside of all of these jokes
Yea, this young whippa-snappa' is here to flap my lips
U likin that oldschool lil booty, while Im lovin them thick young hips

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='307424' date='Aug 2 2006, 05:49 PM']Lucky i got time to squeeze in one more before tonight

As far as rhymin "ess", it's called a multi, something you can't use
you don't implement em, cause your raps got a short fuse
don't get confused, cause I switch up the flow all the time
you use strictly ABAB schemes, dog I'm like Optimus Prime
cause I'm the undisputed king of this internet jungle
doin like Juelz Santana said, "Rumble young man, Rumble"[/quote]

[b]thought u wanted all of us to know your smart, yet u cant detect sarcasm
muthafucka i know what "multi" means cuz i give to your mom whe she has a orgasm
my raps neva short fuse, they hi-tech electronics
you kinda wet son, so dont get shocked by sneaky
oh my, i had no idea yo' style was so scientific
keep on hearing how great u are, but im very not impressed son, to be quite specific
"Optimus Prime"? you're more like Fred Flinstone, cuz u rhymes go yabba dabba
my ABAB schemes made me king, so bite me, you lil dancing queen cuz u sound like ABBA

[/b]

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307426' date='Aug 2 2006, 05:57 PM']Loosin up dawg, ur belt is tight as Jarrod's befo Subway
Psh. Just to please I woman u gotta sprint up a runway
Talkin about Jane Fonda, u like Danny Glover check ur inside
Like him in the movie The Cookout, u need to get in touch wit ya black side
I guess u aint neva' seen the Chapelle Show befo
That's y u not on the inside of all of these jokes
Yea, this young whippa-snappa' is here to flap my lips
U likin that oldschool lil booty, while Im lovin them thick young hips[/quote]

[b]you cant catch my ryhmes son, im goin 80 an my foot is on the gas
yeah ima take my belt off cuz ima about to whoop yo ass
muthafucka, i met Dave Chapelle, for your information
BTW, i give ya girl so much tube steak, she calls me "Penn Station"
if u wanna watch a real black movie, go watch "Raisin in the Sun"
doubt u like it tho, cuz there aint no pimps or hoes an no one has a gun
i need to get in touch wit my black side? nigga, u were born yesterday
you probably couldnt spell "black" if i spotted you the B and the K
see, my rhymes enlighten and they're righteous like the Dalai Lama [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//angel.gif[/img]
so stop talkin about booty and thick hips, cuz u got me ova here thinkin about yo momma. [/b]

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307436' date='Aug 2 2006, 06:21 PM'][b]thought u wanted all of us to know your smart, yet u cant detect sarcasm
muthafucka i know what "multi" means cuz i give to your mom whe she has a orgasm
my raps neva short fuse, they hi-tech electronics
you kinda wet son, so dont get shocked by sneaky
oh my, i had no idea yo' style was so scientific
keep on hearing how great u are, but im very not impressed son, to be quite specific
"Optimus Prime"? you're more like Fred Flinstone, cuz u rhymes go yabba dabba
my ABAB schemes made me king, so bite me, you lil dancing queen cuz u sound like ABBA

[/b][/quote]

This shit is gettin funny


with words the plan is to leave you barely intact, I rarely attack
unless I know I can win, know I out chase, out pace, any rapper in any race
and leave ya in ya place with ya face lookin fucked up like twoface
You know? like Batman and Robin, I'm like gatman, plus i'm robbin
anybody with anything cause my hunger pains are throbbin
naw, I aint refrencin my dick that's sick, but it's your mom thats bobbin
goin beyond the first layer of pleasure, you could call it corn cobbin
now back to the fact that i'm starvin for knowledge, so hungy, gotta eat it
just give me yours cause I see that you misteat it, you don't need it
cause your already half-way dead, got me laughin at all you old heads
gonna be in wheelchairs real soon, with someone pre-chewing your bread
so if your thinkin about spittin somethin sorry and sad, think ahead
cause i don't want you to apoligize and ask for forgiveness, go to church instead

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='307460' date='Aug 2 2006, 07:29 PM'] This shit is gettin funny
with words the plan is to leave you barely intact, I rarely attack
unless I know I can win, know I out chase, out pace, any rapper in any race
and leave ya in ya place with ya face lookin fucked up like twoface
You know? like Batman and Robin, I'm like gatman, plus i'm robbin
anybody with anything cause my hunger pains are throbbin
naw, I aint refrencin my dick that's sick, but it's your mom thats bobbin
goin beyond the first layer of pleasure, you could call it corn cobbin
now back to the fact that i'm starvin for knowledge, so hungy, gotta eat it
just give me yours cause I see that you misteat it, you don't need it
cause your already half-way dead, got me laughin at all you old heads
gonna be in wheelchairs real soon, with someone pre-chewing your bread
so if your thinkin about spittin somethin sorry and sad, think ahead
cause i don't want you to apoligize and ask for forgiveness, go to church instead[/quote]

[b]i see you like to reference cartoons but i dont watch Nickolodeon
everytime i respond to your garbage rhymes, i feel like the school custodian
did some one throw up? oops my bad, its your skillz, lemme pull out my mop
how does it feel to get ran by an old man, who dont even listen to hip hop?
for all the boastin' you do, yo' rhymes sound like crap
i may have two faces but at least both of them can rap
that aint hunger pains you feelin, thats me punching you in the gut
an its not a cold thats got yo' mom's nose runny, she's just filled wit my nut
my rhymes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, but all yours does, is just buzz
yeah, one day i'll be a "has been" but you'll always be a "never was"
boy im the master, you should beg me to teach you my rhyme
naw, that wont work cuz you dont have the brains and i dont have the time
so what are they teachin in school these dayz, i thought poetry was a must?
you do have english class right? or do you go to school in a short yellow bus?[/b]

[Jamie_B]

Damn yall, I got to make some dinner then read some of the bengals stuff then catch up in here.

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307499' date='Aug 2 2006, 08:15 PM'][b]i see you like to reference cartoons but i dont watch Nickolodeon
everytime i respond to your garbage rhymes, i feel like the school custodian
did some one throw up? oops my bad, its your skillz, lemme pull out my mop
how does it feel to get ran by an old man, who dont even listen to hip hop?
for all the boastin' you do, yo' rhymes sound like crap
i may have two faces but at least both of them can rap
that aint hunger pains you feelin, thats me punching you in the gut
an its not a cold thats got yo' mom's nose runny, she's just filled wit my nut
my rhymes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, but all yours does, is just buzz
yeah, one day i'll be a "has been" but you'll always be a "never was"
boy im the master, you should beg me to teach you my rhyme
naw, that wont work cuz you dont have the brains and i dont have the time
so what are they teachin in school these dayz, i thought poetry was a must?
you do have english class right? or do you go to school in a short yellow bus?[/b][/quote]

I could present you with a rap challenge
i'll choose 50 words you must use that for you, aren't suited
And i know you wouldn't be able to rhyme
unless the words pussy and bitch were included
i already alluded, to fact that i'm as fly as the sky
you take orders from me, so give me grilled cheese on rye
don't think ya better cause your older, age aint nuthin but a number
i walk smooth in steady strides, you more so like a stumbler
see i already know ya oldies cant spit the shit like me
cant pick up a lyrical bat and hit like me
Why? Cause i got a rap college degree
while ya'll old fucks workin on gettin ya G.E.D
See, rub your eyes cause now you can't see me
you must be blind from old age, homie put on your bifocals
while i'm performin all over the globe, your only known by the locals

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='307519' date='Aug 2 2006, 08:55 PM']I could present you with a rap challenge
i'll choose 50 words you must use that for you, aren't suited
And i know you wouldn't be able to rhyme
unless the words pussy and bitch were included
i already alluded, to fact that i'm as fly as the sky
you take orders from me, so give me grilled cheese on rye
don't think ya better cause your older, age aint nuthin but a number
i walk smooth in steady strides, you more so like a stumbler
see i already know ya oldies cant spit the shit like me
cant pick up a lyrical bat and hit like me
Why? Cause i got a rap college degree
while ya'll old fucks workin on gettin ya G.E.D
See, rub your eyes cause now you can't see me
you must be blind from old age, homie put on your bifocals
while i'm performin all over the globe, your only known by the locals[/quote]

[b]look u punk, im the champ, its you who wants my title
u think u can rhyme, but yo' rap sounds like an elementary school recital
im clockin u like Simon Cowell, get off my show fool!, this aint American Idol
challengin me only tells me that you very suicidal
"fly as the sky"? thats a mountain of bullshit, thats why you're high in the air.
you cant fight me, you're Nacho Libre and im Rick Flair
im the 2 time MVP, count 'em chump, do the math
if u see me stumblin its because yo' lame ass makes me laugh
obviously u went to a community college, that i can see
but u didnt know i gotta Masters in freestyle Pimpology
graduated first in my class at Players University
but much love to yo'moms cause she helped me with biology[/b]

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307395' date='Aug 2 2006, 04:47 PM']I bet Im not the only one u eva wanted to molest
*Sniffs white substance* now u rubbin up on ur chest
Let me just tell u somethin, u a sick ass mo fo
That now I realize y u call Onyx "Big O"
Wat yall be doin dawg I just dont wanna kno
I gotta feelin that OG was the first time u talked to a ho
I see u white boi strugglin for recognition
That's y u always praisin Onyx, yea I see u ass-kissin
But put down ur ear-muffs, its time to listen
Ur now gettin exposed to real G spitttin
I kno when u was a lil boi, u momma kept u sheltered
Where did she go wrong?, cause ur brain is all helter-skeltered
Do u really think u can hang wit a G yet?
I think u should stick to other thangs on the internet[/quote]


Why you talkin bout some freaky homo erotic
talk like that again and Ill go psychotic
like the Scarecrow bitch my shit is hypnotic
and I'd watch calling OG a hoe
cause shell slam your ass down like a domino
and dont helter-skeltered me son you aint no manson
your rhymes sound like you tha black member of hanson

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307448' date='Aug 2 2006, 06:54 PM'][b]you cant catch my ryhmes son, im goin 80 an my foot is on the gas
yeah ima take my belt off cuz ima about to whoop yo ass
muthafucka, i met Dave Chapelle, for your information
BTW, i give ya girl so much tube steak, she calls me "Penn Station"
if u wanna watch a real black movie, go watch "Raisin in the Sun"
doubt u like it tho, cuz there aint no pimps or hoes an no one has a gun
i need to get in touch wit my black side? nigga, u were born yesterday
you probably couldnt spell "black" if i spotted you the B and the K
see, my rhymes enlighten and they're righteous like the Dalai Lama [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//angel.gif[/img]
so stop talkin about booty and thick hips, cuz u got me ova here thinkin about yo momma. [/b][/quote]

Yo old ass's meat is probly like Joe Pah from Penn State
Yea, u goin at age 80 poppin pills at a consistant rate
These ppl r stuck listen to yo wack shit, its time to emancipate
Im preachin of the rap promise land while I proclamate
This is Ride Or Die homey, aint no time to hesitate
Before u gettin at me u take time to procrastinate
We all Go-Bengals brothas and sisters lets all congregate
But u aint invited cause yo old ass thawed out like the Barrin Straight
Call me a fortune teller cause Im about to tell u ur fate
And like a fortune-teller I see the future and I anticipate
Cause wit all that false-prophesizin u gonna be lookin outside Heaven's Gate
I kno there's laws, but me and yo girlfriend love to fornicate
And u kno she's always the one to help me ejaculate
So before u run to get ur dictionairy just hold up and wait
Educated and black, call me Chris Rock cause Im the Head of State
Hand me ova the world, cause its about time I navigate
Yea, u my dawg, of course in my office u can participate
Make sure u finish ur janitorial duties and dont be late
Y u always complainin? sayin all I do is hate
Take ur problems up wit the Union and make sure u dont fabricate
Cause if u do, Ill send yo ass in to prizon, eatin off a broken plate
Now get up out my grill, cause me and Beyonce bout to go on a date

I guess skool actually teachin somethin..

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307536' date='Aug 2 2006, 09:40 PM'][b]look u punk, im the champ, its you who wants my title
u think u can rhyme, but yo' rap sounds like an elementary school recital
im clockin u like Simon Cowell, get off my show fool!, this aint American Idol
challengin me only tells me that you very suicidal
"fly as the sky"? thats a mountain of bullshit, thats why you're high in the air.
you cant fight me, you're Nacho Libre and im Rick Flair
im the 2 time MVP, count 'em chump, do the math
if u see me stumblin its because yo' lame ass makes me laugh
obviously u went to a community college, that i can see
but u didnt know i gotta Masters in freestyle Pimpology
graduated first in my class at Players University
but much love to yo'moms cause she helped me with biology[/b][/quote]


sneaky hustlin with his backpack full of nickels and dimes
I don't mean weed, i mean literally nickels and dimes
so since you spit hot fire, I'll bring icicle rhymes
I'm unlikable at times, but learn to love me, cause I consider hatin a crime
So hurry up and say somethin hot, bitch your runnin out of time
too late, i guess you rappin well in unlikely, like a talkative mime

[Guest whodey 85]

My bad yall, I gotta go to bed. Skool is woopin my ass, wakin up at 6 every mornin is messed up.

Ill get at yall tomorrow when I get home.

And love to sneaky and Jamie B for bein here the whole time unlike everybody else who just dropped out.

And love to CCC for bein a kewl kat and helpin me wit the Nuskool.

I mean, just love to everybody. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]

Haha, just playin. But fa real, props to yall.

[Jamie_B]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307580' date='Aug 2 2006, 10:16 PM']My bad yall, I gotta go to bed. Skool is woopin my ass, wakin up at 6 every mornin is messed up.

Ill get at yall tomorrow when I get home.

And love to Onyx and Jamie B for bein here the whole time unlike everybody else who just dropped out.

And love to CCC for bein a kewl kat and helpin me wit the Nuskool.

I mean, just love to everybody. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]

Haha, just playin. But fa real, props to yall.[/quote]


Aight man take it easy, oh yeah that gym i go to is at work no basketball court sorry. I used to have some skill when I was your age though...but being that I never grew past 5'9 everyone else could just block my stuff all the time.

Get your girl OG back in here too.

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307560' date='Aug 2 2006, 09:58 PM']Yo old ass's meat is probly like Joe Pah from Penn State
Yea, u goin at age 80 poppin pills at a consistant rate
These ppl r stuck listen to yo wack shit, its time to emancipate
Im preachin of the rap promise land while I proclamate
This is Ride Or Die homey, aint no time to hesitate
Before u gettin at me u take time to procrastinate
We all Go-Bengals brothas and sisters lets all congregate
But u aint invited cause yo old ass thawed out like the Barrin Straight
Call me a fortune teller cause Im about to tell u ur fate
And like a fortune-teller I see the future and I anticipate
Cause wit all that false-prophesizin u gonna be lookin outside Heaven's Gate
I kno there's laws, but me and yo girlfriend love to fornicate
And u kno she's always the one to help me ejaculate
So before u run to get ur dictionairy just hold up and wait
Educated and black, call me Chris Rock cause Im the Head of State
Hand me ova the world, cause its about time I navigate
Yea, u my dawg, of course in my office u can participate
Make sure u finish ur janitorial duties and dont be late
Y u always complainin? sayin all I do is hate
Take ur problems up wit the Union and make sure u dont fabricate
Cause if u do, Ill send yo ass in to prizon, eatin off a broken plate
Now get up out my grill, cause me and Beyonce bout to go on a date

I guess skool actually teachin somethin.. [/quote]


[b]
i get betta with time, my rhymez neva degenerate
know u want my autograph cuz im "sneaky the GREAT"
the best rapper u know, yet u fail to appreciate
but i see, im gonna have to choke yo' ass an make u suffocate
virgin ass muthafucka, only sex u get is when you masturbate
yo' rhymes are like government cheese, make a nigga constipate
just readin yo shit cramps my stomach, i need some Kaopectate
compared to mine, yo' rhymes melt in the sun, they disinigrate
my raps make your moms' uterus begin to ovulate
she strips off her clothes and her coochie starts to persipirate
then i had yo' moms legs wide open waitin for me to inseminate
made her cum so hard, her body started to gravitate
i dont love da bitch but she calls me her soulmate
had ya' girfriend workin corners selling her ass at a high rate
speakin of girls, where's OG, im beginning to miss that lil jail bait [/b]

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='whodey 85' post='307580' date='Aug 2 2006, 10:16 PM']My bad yall, I gotta go to bed. Skool is woopin my ass, wakin up at 6 every mornin is messed up.

Ill get at yall tomorrow when I get home.

And love to sneaky and Jamie B for bein here the whole time unlike everybody else who just dropped out.

And love to CCC for bein a kewl kat and helpin me wit the Nuskool.

I mean, just love to everybody. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]

Haha, just playin. But fa real, props to yall.[/quote]

[b]yeah go to bed, good nite son.[/b]

(cool i can come over and get some from his mom while he sleeps)

[b]sweet dreams![/b]

[ColorChanginClique]

sneaky your girl thinks she’s Snoop, think she can drop it like it’s hot
how about she drop a couple pounds instead, cause hot, hell no she’s not
but tell her I said not to worry, I’ll come hit it late
I fuck fat bitches, I don’t discriminate
even though my whole house is the size of her dinner plate
and for dessert? that shits the size of the NY Interstate
so what’s her fate? A couple heart attacks and a gastro
and despite bein much younger, she’ll die before Fidel Castro

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='307654' date='Aug 2 2006, 11:52 PM']sneaky your girl thinks she’s Snoop, think she can drop it like it’s hot
how about she drop a couple pounds instead, cause hot, hell no she’s not
but tell her I said not to worry, I’ll come hit it late
I fuck fat bitches, I don’t discriminate
even though my whole house is the size of her dinner plate
and for dessert? that shits the size of the NY Interstate
so what’s her fate? A couple heart attacks and a gastro
and despite bein much younger, she’ll die before Fidel Castro[/quote]

[b]lets not go there son, cause no one gots a fatter bitch than the one you got
when i try to fuck her, i got to roll her ass ova in flour just to find the wet spot
when the bitch goes to dinner she'll eats until her pants explode
her arteries is full of gravy an her blood type is Rocky Road
an lets not talk about yo moms cuz that hoe will graze on hay
bitch so fat, every-time she turns around, its her birthday
bein large is one thing but yo' momma is ugly too
i heard when u were born the doctors slapped her instead of you
yah i aint lyin, dat heffa is thew, no exaggeration
on Halloween she walked in a hunted house, and came out with a job application[/b]

[Guest ONYX]

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='307566' date='Aug 2 2006, 10:03 PM']sneaky hustlin with his backpack full of nickels and dimes
I don't mean weed, i mean literally nickels and dimes
so since you spit hot fire, I'll bring icicle rhymes
I'm unlikable at times, but learn to love me, cause I consider hatin a crime
So hurry up and say somethin hot, bitch your runnin out of time
too late, i guess you rappin well in unlikely, like a talkative mime[/quote]

[b]mayne, yo' rhymes are garbage, they aint remotely cute
if u talk as much shit as u type, i pray you'll go mute
"nickels and dimes"? bitch, i make top dolla
i bet if yo' moms knew how much i made, that hoe would wanna holla
do you realize when hot fire meets ice, the weak shit will melt
you'll consider child abuse a crime when im beatin you wit my belt[/b]

[Guest ONYX]

im going to bed, i finish u young hoes off tomorrow.

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307669' date='Aug 3 2006, 12:30 AM'][b]mayne, yo' rhymes are garbage, they aint remotely cute
if u talk as much shit as u type, i pray you'll go mute
"nickels and dimes"? bitch, i make top dolla
i bet if yo' moms knew how much i made, that hoe would wanna holla
do you realize when hot fire meets ice, the weak shit will melt
you'll consider child abuse a crime when im beatin you wit my belt[/b][/quote]

Stop talkin about how rich you are, how much cake you got, bitch please!
your like a messed up McDonalds order, you aint got no cheese
Man I get credit all the time, like Visa and MasterCard
even your mom gives me credit, cause when I cum, I blast her hard
Look sneaky, your nothin but a nursery rhymer
send you to the hospital, the doctor sayin, "it's surgery time, sir"
cause I did you like Big Ben, left your bitch ass toothless
I already told you I'm ruthless, so if you can't see I'm the best, your ass is clueless

[ColorChanginClique]

[quote name='sneaky' post='307667' date='Aug 3 2006, 12:21 AM'][b]lets not go there son, cause no one gots a fatter bitch than the one you got
when i try to fuck her, i got to roll her ass ova in flour just to find the wet spot
when the bitch goes to dinner she'll eats until her pants explode
her arteries is full of gravy an her blood type is Rocky Road
an lets not talk about yo moms cuz that hoe will graze on hay
bitch so fat, every-time she turns around, its her birthday
bein large is one thing but yo' momma is ugly too
i heard when u were born the doctors slapped her instead of you
yah i aint lyin, dat heffa is thew, no exaggeration
on Halloween she walked in a hunted house, and came out with a job application[/b][/quote]

Your mom was caught drinkin on the job
and she works at a sperm bank
what kind of perfume does she wear?
the bitch smells like a fish tank
her shit stank, I thought she was pullin a prank
but then found out it's her natural smell
so I said, "bitch no thanks!"

[OG_OklahomaGirl_OG]

sorry been packin gettin ready to move to FL so i wont be rappin till round 4 sorry guys.

[Guest whodey 85]

[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='308008' date='Aug 3 2006, 02:41 PM']sorry been packin gettin ready to move to FL so i wont be rappin till round 4 sorry guys.[/quote]



U movin down to my part of the hood?