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[quote name='sneaky' post='308924' date='Aug 4 2006, 05:23 PM'][b]see, unlike you im not in the dictionary, i just aint got the time
fuck all your words that rhyme with eight, cuz im takin this bitch to nine
you steal your style from me cuz my rhymes are so authentic and genuine
you'll never comprehend the method to my madness cause you so asinine
yo' raps taste like Jungle Juice while mines taste like imported French wine
see a playa like me rolls in Armani suits but yo' punk ass sports Calvin Klein
im like Morgan Freeman playing God in Bruce Almighty, and you Wayne Brady from What's My Line?
bitch, im an All Star starter, while yo' punk ass just rides the pine
you're that rat named Pinky and my brain is like Albert Einstein
its a "DEAD END" fuckin wit me, so you betta pay attention and read the sign
welcome to the Royal Rumble bitch and watch the O hit you wit a clothesline
then im gonna pile-drive you on a steel chair and break your spine
i dont know whats greater, my rhymes or my libido cuz i tap hoez like a canine
got ya girl callin me Tarzan cause she always swingin' on my vine
got holes so fly, Hugh Hefner probably say,"Damn O, them bitchez are so damn fine!"
i aint a man-whore but "I get Around" like Tupac, even yo' mama used to be my concubine
see, the bass im droppin is blasting in you ear, you probably think they ALPINE
how dare you talk shit to me, thats blasphemy bitch, cuz my rhymes are so divine
man you aint nothin but a cancer, but ima cut yo' ass out like a tumor thats benign
i'd cut you again like porkchop but you lucky that i dont eat swine
i glow like chrome on 22's, or yo' girls clit ring, muthafuka you know my rhymes got shine
the writing is on the wall punk, its your choice, i can either fire yo' ass or you can resign
breaking news bitch, cuz once this thread is over, "sneaky IS THE 3 TIME MVP" will read the headline.[/b][/quote]

I guess we changin the rap from "ate", I won that, now I'll try "ine"
It aint smart to keep comin at me cause ur spit just aint quite like mine
Caution, cause when u steppin up to me is like steppin on a land-mind (that ends wit the "ine" sound :D )
And when the explosion errupts, it'll send ya punk-ass to the Equator Line
Wonderin y my rhymes make ur day feel so long? I got a Summer Solstice rhyme
That gives me more hours to rip u to pieces like a 1,000 count puzzle, its play-time
When I get done wit u, ull be scared to speak again, nu occupation a Pantomime
And when Im in ya hood, u so afraid u searchin for property in Over the Rhine
Ima smack u u soft ho in the face, call ur Dentist so he take ya teeth an' re-aline
Shh. Dont go snitchin bout my product or Ima have to deal wit the po and K-9
Erbody listen to me, cause this rap game Im about to go and redesign
All the hoes love me, Im all the girlz number one Valentine
While ur old Uncle Tom as singin, "Oh my darlin, Clementine"
I see yo ass searchin fo somethin, a women u just cant find
It probly doesnt help that ur black enough to put away the sunshine
Im gettin more 3-ways than if I was waitin tables at Skyline

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='308938' date='Aug 4 2006, 06:19 PM']I guess we changin the rap from "ate", I won that, now I'll try "ine"
It aint smart to keep comin at me cause ur spit just aint quite like mine
Caution, cause when u steppin up to me is like steppin on a land-mind (that ends wit the "ine" sound :D )
And when the explosion errupts, it'll send ya punk-ass to the Equator Line
Wonderin y my rhymes make ur day feel so long? I got a Summer Solstice rhyme
That gives me more hours to rip u to pieces like a 1,000 count puzzle, its play-time
When I get done wit u, ull be scared to speak again, nu occupation a Pantomime
And when Im in ya hood, u so afraid u searchin for property in Over the Rhine
Ima smack u u soft ho in the face, call ur Dentist so he take ya teeth an' re-aline
Shh. Dont go snitchin bout my product or Ima have to deal wit the po and K-9
Erbody listen to me, cause this rap game Im about to go and redesign
All the hoes love me, Im all the girlz number one Valentine
While ur old Uncle Tom as singin, "Oh my darlin, Clementine"
I see yo ass searchin fo somethin, a women u just cant find
It probly doesnt help that ur black enough to put away the sunshine
Im gettin more 3-ways than if I was waitin tables at Skyline[/quote]

[b]fool, you havent won shit, the more you rap i see your skills decline
you cant touch me, my defense will prick you like a porcupine
my rhymes are bombing yo' ass like an Israeli and you're ah Palestine
when you battle the O you'll see im phenomenal, my rhymes are one of a kind
im gonna give you nightmares cuz my skillz are a monster like Frankenstein
when OldSkool wins this round again, will your punk ass still want to whine?
when i retire from the freestyle game they'll make a monument ansd call it "The sneaky Shrine"
your rhymes are slow but mines could run a sub 4/ 40 if this was ah combine
my raps hurt your feelings then make you cry because they're so malign
i hope you dont mind that i tapped your girl cuz there aint nothin wrong with a little bump & grind
then afterwards your moms came ova and then she bent ova and i hit it from behind
you really need to stop all that masturbating whodey, cuz you'll end up blind
little boy you will never beat me cause the O is still the best and in his prime[/b]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='309206' date='Aug 4 2006, 08:00 PM'][b]fool, you havent won shit, the more you rap i see your skills decline
you cant touch me, my defense will prick you like a porcupine
my rhymes are bombing yo' ass like an Israeli and you're ah Palestine
when you battle the O you'll see im phenomenal, my rhymes are one of a kind
im gonna give you nightmares cuz my skillz are a monster like Frankenstein
when OldSkool wins this round again, will your punk ass still want to whine?
when i retire from the freestyle game they'll make a monument ansd call it "The sneaky Shrine"
your rhymes are slow but mines could run a sub 4/ 40 if this was ah combine
my raps hurt your feelings then make you cry because they're so malign
i hope you dont mind that i tapped your girl cuz there aint nothin wrong with a little bump & grind
then afterwards your moms came ova and then she bent ova and i hit it from behind
you really need to stop all that masturbating whodey, cuz you'll end up blind
little boy you will never beat me cause the O is still the best and in his prime[/b][/quote]

Listen to me, fuck "ine" its about time I move on to somethin nu, how bout "in"
U should call me the Iron Man cause I aint takin no dayz off, Im like Cal Ripken
I see a hole in ya game homey, impersinatin a Dentist cause Im throwin u a fillin
This remind me of a comic book, call me the hero while u actin like the villan
Cause when it looks like evil's gonna provale, I show up n a woop-ass Im dealin
Now the only thing u gotta worry about is if Cell Block D has a functional ceilin
Fakes like u actin all foney, while G's like me keep pimpin and keep it trillin
Yall might as well start callin me George Foreman cause erbody Im grillin
Punchin u up top, then I side-swipe ya low, standin on one leg like a Pelican
U see me in the Ritz, while u enjoyin ur 1-bed non-smokin room at the Days Inn
Y u actin krazy and all up tight, Im slyed out like my whole damn body be Gellin
Check out all my bling, Im so iced out Im makin the Devil look like he chillin
Dont u eva' stop? cause u runnin yo mouth more than fuckin Michael Irvin
Ur girl all ova' my dick while Im drivin, causin my slab to start swervin
She like a proffesional, she makin money from the class she be teachin
Just so she can take that money and go pay me the money Im billin
Im on my own level, raisin the bar while the standards of rap Im re-creatin
Im all up in ya head now, readin from ur brain down to where ur spinal corde endin
Im steppin out my crib lookin like 50, while u remind ppl of the old black Gilligan
Get ready and prepare urself playboi, cause the crown Im about to be stealin
Cause after my Oscar-worthy performance, its definately wat I be deservin
But it all comes down to whether ppl'll vote for this young playa, or Billy Dee's cuzin
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[quote name='sneaky' post='309467' date='Aug 5 2006, 12:44 AM']i go to to log off tonite cause whodey's mom is over here wearing that pink nightie
she bought for me, i'll get back at you guys tomorrow.

;)[/quote]

mayne, shut yo punk ass up.

I kinda gotta go too, me n my boi r gonna jump this dude tomorrow mornin, so i need a lil rest. :)

Its gonna be tight.

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='308883' date='Aug 4 2006, 04:13 PM']Man, fuck Fox News, I dont watch that shit
Primetime callin me up, askin me if I can host it
The reason I try is cause Im legit, like Im 2Pac
U searchin ur brain for a line but I think u outta stock
Pimp, gansta, playa, r all of my synonyms
But when u compared to them words, they look like synonyms
Quit puttin these ppl thro yo wack mess playa
Conio!, Ima even tell u in Spanish that ur lines (son mierda)

that means "are shit" ;) and conio is damn, just for all yall folk who no habla espanol.[/quote]


You dont host primetime you aint on da tv
you aint legit you gotsa one branch family tree
son my rhymes are never out of stock
I done told you oldschool gots this on lock
synonyms, synonyms, what is this english class?
Shut your mouth and I wolnt smack your Puta ass

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='309459' date='Aug 5 2006, 12:22 AM']Listen to me, fuck "ine" its about time I move on to somethin nu, how bout "in"
U should call me the Iron Man cause I aint takin no dayz off, Im like Cal Ripken
I see a hole in ya game homey, impersinatin a Dentist cause Im throwin u a fillin
This remind me of a comic book, call me the hero while u actin like the villan
Cause when it looks like evil's gonna provale, I show up n a woop-ass Im dealin
Now the only thing u gotta worry about is if Cell Block D has a functional ceilin
Fakes like u actin all foney, while G's like me keep pimpin and keep it trillin
Yall might as well start callin me George Foreman cause erbody Im grillin
Punchin u up top, then I side-swipe ya low, standin on one leg like a Pelican
U see me in the Ritz, while u enjoyin ur 1-bed non-smokin room at the Days Inn
Y u actin krazy and all up tight, Im slyed out like my whole damn body be Gellin
Check out all my bling, Im so iced out Im makin the Devil look like he chillin
Dont u eva' stop? cause u runnin yo mouth more than fuckin Michael Irvin
Ur girl all ova' my dick while Im drivin, causin my slab to start swervin
She like a proffesional, she makin money from the class she be teachin
Just so she can take that money and go pay me the money Im billin
Im on my own level, raisin the bar while the standards of rap Im re-creatin
Im all up in ya head now, readin from ur brain down to where ur spinal corde endin
Im steppin out my crib lookin like 50, while u remind ppl of the old black Gilligan
Get ready and prepare urself playboi, cause the crown Im about to be stealin
Cause after my Oscar-worthy performance, its definately wat I be deservin
But it all comes down to whether ppl'll vote for this young playa, or Billy Dee's cuzin[/quote]

[b]fool, u ain't like 50, you ain't gettin rich but yo' ass is sho gonna die tryin'
my rhymes got you grounded and i'm the one flyin'
you're rhymes are a mess, dont know where i should begin
ima bout to take yo' ass to school, so grab a pad and a pen
how many times must i pimp slap you across the chin?
fuck it, ima bout to return this punt like my name was Teddy Ginn
you cant defeat the O, punk you'll never win
im not sayin im perfect but i did spend the night with your moms at a Holiday Inn
see, im the freestyle jedi, like a student of Zen
call me sneaky Lee, cuz i'll kung fu yo' ass like a master from Shaolin
my arsenal has thousands of words, you get yours from a recycle bin
im notorious like a shark underwater, boy dont u see my fin?
won the MVP two times and bitch im gonna win it again
watchin all that trash you talk make this playa wanna grin
aint Billy Dee's cousin but i pimp so hard i get mistaken fo his twin
my rhymes ain't alcoholic but they intoxicate your girl like gin
she strips down to her birthday suit, tryin to showin me that skin
and when we turn off the lights, lets just say.... im in like flynn
cuz i sink hoes like Tiger Woods, while you date your next of kin
silly little boy, i roll in a Caddy while you ride a Schwinn
challenging the O, is unforgivable, you've just committed a mortal sin[/b]
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='309934' date='Aug 5 2006, 05:44 PM']i want back in....
i miss it....[/quote]

well spit then, baby girl.
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='309943' date='Aug 5 2006, 05:52 PM']but i ono whose all in it [b]is it new vs. old again?[/b][/quote]

yes
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='309947' date='Aug 5 2006, 05:57 PM']k well how bout this i gotta work tonight from 6-midnight so ill be on at midnight if you will be and we will finish this between me and youhow bout that? :)[/quote]

alright then ;)

bring it.


BTW, ive found a new avatar for you.......


[img]http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/Girl_Scouts_Logo.jpg[/img]


hook me up wit some peanut butter cookies dammit!!!!!


:ninja:

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[quote name='ONYX' post='309950' date='Aug 5 2006, 06:00 PM']alright then ;)

bring it.
BTW, ive found a new avatar for you.......
[img]http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/Girl_Scouts_Logo.jpg[/img]
hook me up wit some peanut butter cookies dammit!!!!!
:ninja:[/quote]


:lol:

And Ill take some thin mints thank you. ;)

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[quote name='sneaky' post='308869' date='Aug 4 2006, 03:41 PM'][b]you talkin all dat shit boy, u betta bite your tongue
im the brown hornet, and bitch you about to get stung
my rhymes are rockin' yo' world and yo' bell is gettin' rung
i got yo girl always calling me cuz she know dis nigga is hung
you'll be diggin up an empty grave, cuz im gonna live forever
do you think you can beat me? mutha-fucka.... you'll never
i got yo frog bitch, but im cuttin on you like a cadaver
yo' mama wants to donate her body to me, but i won't have her
you're a joke son, im not worried about you....not in the least
so take yo' ass to Sunday mass, cuz you're probably dating a priest[/b][/quote]

Your prayin to God you'll remain on top, but he still aint came through
don't blame the lord, look in the mirror and say "I blame you!"
If you became the pope tomorrow, bitch I still wouldn't praise you
I'd rather put a hole in ya like a donut, Krispy Kreme glaze you
call 911, I'm bout to kill him, destroy the evidence and dig his grave too
and you could team up with Jesus Christ, but even he couldn't save you
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='310061' date='Aug 5 2006, 09:30 PM']Your prayin to God you'll remain on top, but he still aint came through
don't blame the lord, look in the mirror and say "I blame you!"
If you became the pope tomorrow, bitch I still wouldn't praise you
I'd rather put a hole in ya like a donut, Krispy Kreme glaze you
call 911, I'm bout to kill him, destroy the evidence and dig his grave too
and you could team up with Jesus Christ, but even he couldn't save you[/quote]

[b]my, my, my aren't we sacrilegious?
all da stuff you sayin is utterly ficticious
i'm trying to be nice, boy, don't make me turn vicious
the only hole i'm creaming is your girl's, she says it delicious
cuz she know my sperm not only tastes good, but its nutritious
got your moms on my nuts wanting to be my misses
i'm giving her nine inches of chocolate cuz she loves my Hersey's Kisses

....by the way, how many times are ya gonna say "you" dont you think its a little repetitious ? ? ?

[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='310072' date='Aug 5 2006, 09:48 PM'][b]my, my, my aren't we sacrilegious?
all da stuff you sayin is utterly ficticious
i'm trying to be nice, boy, don't make me turn vicious
the only hole i'm creaming is your girl's, she says it delicious
cuz she know my sperm not only tastes good, but its nutritious
got your moms on my nuts wanting to be my misses
i'm giving her nine inches of chocolate cuz she loves my Hersey's Kisses

....by the way, how many times are ya gonna say "you" dont you think its a little repetitious ? ? ?

[/b][/quote]

Here's a little story I would like to tell
about an individual named sneaky
perpetrating like hell, well here it goes
sneaky aint biggie or pac, he don't carry a heater
he can't stand cristal, but he drinks jizz by the liter
He once had a daughter, up until her beat her
he should have respected the bitch, but he didn't know how to treat her
So she left home and then sneaky is by himself
yesterday he went to Lowe's cause he had to buy some shelf
and he sucked the cashiers dick, then called him his elf
put the price scanner to his temple and said "Suck it yourself"
then he ripped of his clothes and stuck his dick in his asshole
stole some dentine ice and a purple glass mole
He went home and put it on his mantle
then cried in the shower while listenin to Teven Campbell
his mom's like to gamble, and when she makes eggs
that bitch likes to scramble, and when she on the phone
that bitch likes to ramble, like Rambo
cause her mouth is a machine gun and I think she's a man-ho
but let me move on to sneaky's grand poppi
he ran over him with his jalopy while listenin to Liberachi
apologized and then played some ball like bocci
then locked him in the basement and made him wear a blue bonnet
next he smoked chronic and recited a Shakespeare sonnet
sneaky stole his money and that's grimey, but it's better than bein poor
then he did acid and tried to fuck a mahogany door
cause he thought it was jabba the slut, so you know he wasn't hesitant
then he decided to fuck a halogen lamp that was sittin right next to it
cuz sneaky is an insane ho, i'm the one with the insane flow
and yes, your correct, his moms a cocaine ho
she does 5 lines and tries to clear her nose with drano
and once even sniffed mayo cause she thought the package said yayo
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='310132' date='Aug 6 2006, 12:13 AM']Here's a little story I would like to tell
about an individual named sneaky
perpetrating like hell, well here it goes
sneaky aint biggie or pac, he don't carry a heater
he can't stand cristal, but he drinks jizz by the liter
He once had a daughter, up until her beat her
he should have respected the bitch, but he didn't know how to treat her
So she left home and then sneaky is by himself
yesterday he went to Lowe's cause he had to buy some shelf
and he sucked the cashiers dick, then called him his elf
put the price scanner to his temple and said "Suck it yourself"
then he ripped of his clothes and stuck his dick in his asshole
stole some dentine ice and a purple glass mole
He went home and put it on his mantle
then cried in the shower while listenin to Teven Campbell
his mom's like to gamble, and when she makes eggs
that bitch likes to scramble, and when she on the phone
that bitch likes to ramble, like Rambo
cause her mouth is a machine gun and I think she's a man-ho
but let me move on to sneaky's grand poppi
he ran over him with his jalopy while listenin to Liberachi
apologized and then played some ball like bocci
then locked him in the basement and made him wear a blue bonnet
next he smoked chronic and recited a Shakespeare sonnet
sneaky stole his money and that's grimey, but it's better than bein poor
then he did acid and tried to fuck a mahogany door
cause he thought it was jabba the slut, so you know he wasn't hesitant
then he decided to fuck a halogen lamp that was sittin right next to it
cuz sneaky is an insane ho, i'm the one with the insane flow
and yes, your correct, his moms a cocaine ho
she does 5 lines and tries to clear her nose with drano
and once even sniffed mayo cause she thought the package said yayo[/quote]


[b]not to diss on you home boi , but your rhymes are wack ![/b]
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