The_Joker Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 So, I take my kid to the Reds game tonight and the topic around us quickly goes to the Bengals and the upcoming football season. My 13 y/o chimes in the conversation...he sounded like some pro scout giving analysis..it was awesome. One of the guys sitting next to us even was amazed. So on the way home he starts a conversation about what he would do if he hit the lottery, the list was something like this: 1) Buy me a section of season tix for me and my boys could all sit. 2) Buy the stealers organization and move it to San Fran with all of the other fags. (this made me laugh) 3) Re-sign Tommy Maddox to a long term contract. 4) Buy Ben a suped up crotch rocket and the best helmet money could buy...and when he went riding he would pay a 18 wheel trucker to mow him over...he would then make a public sevice anouncement saying not even a helmet cold save him. He continued all of the way home...I swear I haven't laughed like that in a long time. I had a tear in my eye...Goddamn I was a proud dad...He officially hates those fucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Well hell lets get that kid some tickets. [img]http://www.scottware.com.au/tickets/tix/front.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Joker Posted August 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='307663' date='Aug 3 2006, 12:15 AM']Well hell lets get that kid some tickets. [img]http://www.scottware.com.au/tickets/tix/front.gif[/img][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalBacker Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Get him on here. Sounds like moderator material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 [b]you raised him well joker, you should be a proud poppa[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ickeyshuffler Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 the sanfran line maybe the best idea i have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Nice story Joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 I love it when a child is raised the right way. Rock on, man!! MULLY I can only hope my kid grows up to be so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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