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This sums up what I think of 99.9999999999999999% of Steeler fans


Jamie_B

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Weird Al on his new album hit's it out of the park.


My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Sorry. You wanna start over?
Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek Uniform
Really ain’t impressin me
You’re sufferin from delusions of adequacy

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you “Farty Pants”
But you always have a job
Well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playin Halo 2
No ones classier than you

La, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser!

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
You’re dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
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So am I the .0000000000000001% ?

Hate to throw math at ya, but if .0000000000000001% is one person, you are saying that there are more stealers fans than there are people on Earth (somewere around 10,000 trillion). We have a good following, but not that good.....yet.
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[quote name='Hooky' post='346327' date='Sep 22 2006, 08:38 AM']Wow, you really shot Jamie's generalization to hell. You must have been up for hours working on that. Stealer fans must have more free time then I thought.[/quote]


Um, that took me about 5 seconds to figure out. If that kind of math takes you hours, maybe you shouldnt be trusted with numbers. And from reading your posts, you shouldnt be trusted with words either. Go sit in the corner.
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[quote name='oftt4' post='346332' date='Sep 22 2006, 08:43 AM']Um, that took me about 5 seconds to figure out. If that kind of math takes you hours, maybe you shouldnt be trusted with numbers. And from reading your posts, you shouldnt be trusted with words either. Go sit in the corner.[/quote]

Go sit on your sister's face, troll.
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[quote name='oftt4' post='346309' date='Sep 22 2006, 08:02 AM']So am I the .0000000000000001% ?

Hate to throw math at ya, but if .0000000000000001% is one person, you are saying that there are more stealers fans than there are people on Earth (somewere around 10,000 trillion). We have a good following, but not that good.....yet.[/quote]


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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='346243' date='Sep 21 2006, 10:42 PM']:lol:

You can see the video for blunt's song here.

[url="http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/jamesblunt_yourebeautiful_hi.html"]http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/ja...autiful_hi.html[/url][/quote]
Don't do that do Bung!!!

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='346460' date='Sep 22 2006, 11:52 AM']Not so much a fan as this was sent to me, as Im a James Blunt fan so...[/quote]

Weird Al is great.
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