Guest ONYX Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today. Ben suffered sprained brain ligaments and a bruised skull today against the Falcons but the quarterback said he felt fine afterwards and expects to play next week. The stealers said Worthlessburger will be listed as questionable this week. So far this year, Toothlessburger had a near death motorcycle accident, (which will be the subject of a "made for tv movie" on the Lifetime Channel) an emergency hysterectomy, (also a future movie on Lifetime) a temperture of 104 degrees, and also suffered from a bad case of "tennis elbow". Not to mention, Worthlessburger played games against the Bengals with a near severed thumb in 2005 and played the AFC Championship game in 2004 with broken toes against the Patriots. Worthlessburger's passer rating and ability to play through death defying injuries should make him a Hall of Famer right now. Worthlessburger truly is, "Pissburgh's Man of Steal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Impressive! Man of steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='ONYX' post='370125' date='Oct 22 2006, 08:45 PM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today. Ben suffered sprained brain ligaments and a bruised skull today against the Falcons but the quarterback said he felt fine afterwards and expects to play next week. The stealers said Worthlessburger will be listed as questionable this week. So far this year, Toothlessburger had a near death motorcycle accident, (which will be the subject of a "made for tv movie" on the Lifetime Channel) an emergency hysterectomy, (also a future movie on Lifetime) a temperture of 104 degrees, and also suffered from a bad case of "tennis elbow". Not to mention, Worthlessburger played games against the Bengals with a near severed thumb in 2005 and played the AFC Championship game in 2004 with broken toes against the Patriots. Worthlessburger's passer rating and ability to play through death defying injuries should make him a Hall of Famer right now. Worthlessburger truly is, "Pissburgh's Man of Steal"[/quote] I hear that Nancy Mckeon is going to play the part of Toothlessberger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='370141' date='Oct 22 2006, 08:57 PM'] I hear that Nancy Mckeon is going to play the part of Toothlessberger.[/quote] and Rupaul will play wines hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='ONYX' post='370155' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:11 PM'] and Rupaul will play wines hard.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='370125' date='Oct 23 2006, 12:45 AM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today.[/quote] Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen [quote name='sneaky' post='370125' date='Oct 23 2006, 12:45 AM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today.[/quote] Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 2 and 4 bitches! hmmm next week maybe he will have a dripping penis infection and will have to wear a spitcup and blame that on why they lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='STRAYCAT' post='370196' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:51 PM']2 and 4 bitches! hmmm next week maybe he will have a dripping penis infection and will have to wear a spitcup and blame that on why they lose [/quote] No he has no penis. It will be a yeast infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='370201' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:55 PM']No he has no penis. It will be a yeast infection. [/quote] sorry my bad...the maxi pad will get wadded up and cause some severe pain.....thanks for clearing that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='STRAYCAT' post='370204' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:58 PM']sorry my bad...the maxi pad will get wadded up and cause some severe pain.....thanks for clearing that up [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A-Men-HouseofPain Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='Storm' post='370189' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:45 PM']Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen [/quote] you can say that again [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naptown Bengal Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 [center][img]http://images.nfl.com/u/photos/pl_716295.jpg[/img] [b][size=4]Trainer: "God damn Jen what the fuck is wrong with you this week."[/size][/b] [/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Please tell me he didn't say he almost died [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] 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