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BEN WORTHLESSBURGER: PISSBURGH'S MAN OF STEAL


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According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today. Ben suffered sprained
brain ligaments and a bruised skull today against the Falcons but the quarterback said he felt fine afterwards
and expects to play next week. The stealers said Worthlessburger will be listed as
questionable this week.

So far this year, Toothlessburger had a near death motorcycle accident, (which
will be the subject of a "made for tv movie" on the Lifetime Channel) an emergency
hysterectomy, (also a future movie on Lifetime) a temperture of 104 degrees, and also
suffered from a bad case of "tennis elbow". Not to mention, Worthlessburger played
games against the Bengals with a near severed thumb in 2005 and played the AFC
Championship game in 2004 with broken toes against the Patriots.

Worthlessburger's passer rating and ability to play through death defying injuries
should make him a Hall of Famer right now.

Worthlessburger truly is, "Pissburgh's Man of Steal"
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[quote name='ONYX' post='370125' date='Oct 22 2006, 08:45 PM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today. Ben suffered sprained
brain ligaments and a bruised skull today against the Falcons but the quarterback said he felt fine afterwards
and expects to play next week. The stealers said Worthlessburger will be listed as
questionable this week.

So far this year, Toothlessburger had a near death motorcycle accident, (which
will be the subject of a "made for tv movie" on the Lifetime Channel) an emergency
hysterectomy, (also a future movie on Lifetime) a temperture of 104 degrees, and also
suffered from a bad case of "tennis elbow". Not to mention, Worthlessburger played
games against the Bengals with a near severed thumb in 2005 and played the AFC
Championship game in 2004 with broken toes against the Patriots.

Worthlessburger's passer rating and ability to play through death defying injuries
should make him a Hall of Famer right now.

Worthlessburger truly is, "Pissburgh's Man of Steal"[/quote]



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


I hear that Nancy Mckeon is going to play the part of Toothlessberger.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='370141' date='Oct 22 2006, 08:57 PM']:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I hear that Nancy Mckeon is going to play the part of Toothlessberger.[/quote]

:lmao:

and Rupaul will play wines hard.

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[quote name='sneaky' post='370125' date='Oct 23 2006, 12:45 AM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today.[/quote]


Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen :rolleyes:


[quote name='sneaky' post='370125' date='Oct 23 2006, 12:45 AM']According to Big Ben, the quarterback almost died today.[/quote]


Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen :rolleyes:

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[quote name='STRAYCAT' post='370196' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:51 PM']2 and 4 bitches! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
hmmm next week maybe he will have a dripping penis infection and will have to wear a spitcup and blame that on why they lose :lmao:[/quote]



No he has no penis.

It will be a yeast infection. :D

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[quote name='Storm' post='370189' date='Oct 22 2006, 09:45 PM']Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen :rolleyes:
Just getting out of bed is a near death experience for Big Jen :rolleyes:[/quote]
you can say that again


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Please tell me he didn't say he almost died

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