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[size=4][b]Step 1: Pull off the clothes of your victim ....

[center][img]http://hosted.ap.org/photos/F/f2653966-c135-405b-9874-d58d9906d8d8-big.jpg[/img][/center]




Step 2: Take your victim to the ground for ass rapage ....

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[color="#CC0000"][b][size=3]* Warning ....[/color]


[size=3]your victim may play hard to get ... if they try to run, grab their legs before spreading them open ....[/size]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='416117' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:12 AM'][size=3][b]Step 1: Pull off the clothes of your victim ....

[center][img]http://hosted.ap.org/photos/F/f2653966-c135-405b-9874-d58d9906d8d8-big.jpg[/img][/center]
Step 2: Take your victim to the ground for ass rapage ....

[center][img]http://i12.tinypic.com/4geqdfl.jpg[/img][/b][/size][/center][/quote]


I guess being a Bennie fan makes you an expert on date rape doesn't it?? I mean year after year, you spend tons of cash on the bennies and all you get is fucked in the end. They don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around. How awful.
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[b][size=3]Further Advice:

Sometimes it helps to cuddle your victim afterwards ....

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[color="#006600"][b][size=3]Keep in mind as well that "missionary" is probably the best starting position ...[/size]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='416127' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:21 AM'][b][size=3]Further Advice:

Sometimes it helps to cuddle your victim afterwards ....

[center][img]http://www.20min.ch/images/content/1/8/7/18757115/2/1.jpg[/img][/center][/size][/b][/quote]


Speaking from experience???
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[color="#FF6600"][b][size=4]Also remember ... a Gang Rape can be tons of fun .... :thumbsup: [/size] [/color]

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[size=6][b]Pollack:[/b] [i]"That ass is mine boy"[/i][/size][/center]
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[size=5][color="#FF0000"][b]Me and my friends got with CinciNC's wife last night..........[/b][/color][/size]

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:whistle:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='416149' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:43 AM'][size=5][color="#FF0000"][b]Me and my friends got with CinciNC's wife last night..........[/b][/color][/size]

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:whistle:[/quote]


I am sure that Malcom X would be proud of that last post. You play into your own worst stereotypes. I guess that you are not intelligent enough to realize that.

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[quote name='CinciNC' post='416152' date='Dec 27 2006, 12:46 AM']I am sure that Malcom X would be proud of that last post. You play into your own worst stereotypes. I guess that you are not intelligent enough to realize that.[/quote]

Yeah, but the pussy was good. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]


[color="#FF6600"][size=5][b]WHO DEY BITCH !!!![/b][/size][/color]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='416155' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:49 AM']Yeah, but the pussy was good. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
[color="#FF6600"][size=5][b]WHO DEY BITCH !!!![/b][/size][/color][/quote]


Impressive, you ought to be proud of yourself. I'll let you go now. I know you and Chris Henry have got laws to break. Nothing like keeping it real!
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[quote name='CinciNC' post='416158' date='Dec 27 2006, 12:52 AM']Impressive, you ought to be proud of yourself. I'll let you go now. I know you and Chris Henry have got laws to break. Nothing like keeping it real![/quote]

Actually I was about to go find Joey Porter and shoot him in the ass again.
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[quote name='sneaky' post='416159' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:53 AM']Actually I was about to go find Joey Porter and shoot him in the ass again.[/quote]


You would be doing steeler nation a great favor, thanks. I am trying to look for a down side to your idea. Joey gone and you in jail tossing salad. Sounds like a win win. Boy, it keep coming up roses for us stealers fans.
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[quote name='CinciNC' post='416164' date='Dec 27 2006, 12:59 AM']You would be doing steeler nation a great favor, thanks. I am trying to look for a down side to your idea. Joey gone and you in jail tossing salad. Sounds like a win win. Boy, it keep coming up roses for us stealers fans.[/quote]

:0stfu:

Speaking of tossing salad, is Wines Hard playing Sunday?

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[quote name='sneaky' post='416167' date='Dec 27 2006, 02:01 AM']:0stfu:

Speaking of tossing salad, is Wines Hard playing Sunday?[/quote]

Who cares, I want you guys to win, secure us a top 15 pick in the draft. We'll be back hard next year, new coach, same ole steeler butt whippin. WE WIN WHEN IT COUNTS

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[quote name='CinciNC' post='416170' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:03 AM']Who cares, I want you guys to win, secure us a top 15 pick in the draft. We'll be back hard next year, new coach, same ole steeler butt whippin. WE WIN WHEN IT COUNTS[/quote]


Like you have been all year right?
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[quote name='CinciNC' post='416170' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:03 AM']Who cares, I want you guys to win, secure us a top 15 pick in the draft. We'll be back hard next year, new coach, same ole steeler butt whippin. WE WIN WHEN IT COUNTS[/quote]

:rolleyes:

Wow, you are rooting for your team to lose.

Pathetic little boy, where's your pride? you fuckin' loser.

Next year everyone in the division will be better except for Pissburgh :lol:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='416176' date='Dec 27 2006, 02:07 AM']:rolleyes:

Wow, you are rooting for your team to lose.

Pathetic little boy, where's your pride? you fuckin' loser.

Next year everyone in the division will be better except for Pissburgh :lol:[/quote]


Uhhh, a loss would help the stealers. A win does nothing but hurt us for next year. Thats called S M A R T

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[quote name='BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID' post='416185' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:13 AM']HEY Bunghole fans

Right now on the NFL Network Replay you can go watch with pride as you lose to the Broncos... :lmao: :lmao: [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA LOSERS[/quote]


Naw, I think I'd rather rewatch us beat you in week 3 again, hey what do you know I get that chance come sunday. :lmao:

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[quote name='BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID' post='416185' date='Dec 27 2006, 01:13 AM']HEY Bunghole fans

Right now on the NFL Network Replay you can go watch with pride as you lose to the Broncos... :lmao: :lmao: [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA LOSERS[/quote]

As if your bitch ass team didn't take a "L" on Sunday too.

:rolleyes:

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