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Mine craziest one is 1000 times more crazy than my next one. Only 3 people know about this besides me right now.

I was 19 and at Ohio State and me and 3 of my friends all had fake id's and we went to columbus solid gold which is a high end strip club that has a lot of famous adult stars do appearances and dance there. Well we went to see Chasey Lain and saw her. i started hitting on a girl there and buying her drinks and what not. She was super hot and had a crazy australian accent, so after a while she says she is getting ready to leave and asks me to go with her. So me being 19, it took about 1 second to wave to my friends as i was walking to the door. I went back with her to a hotel and that is when i found out that she was with chasey lain and was a vivid video girl. So i was there the whole night and went back to my dorm the next day where my friends were eagerly awaiting my arrival and everyone of them knew who this girl was but me.

So i was a 19 year old that nailed a porn star.

And the porn star that i nailed is..........

[img]http://www.monicamayhemxxx.com/samples/solo01.jpg[/img]







Monica Mayhem but she didnt have fake boobs then
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[quote name='whodey319' post='424616' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:56 PM']Mine craziest one is 1000 times more crazy than my next one. Only 3 people know about this besides me right now.

I was 19 and at Ohio State and me and 3 of my friends all had fake id's and we went to columbus solid gold which is a high end strip club that has a lot of famous adult stars do appearances and dance there. Well we went to see Chasey Lain and saw her. i started hitting on a girl there and buying her drinks and what not. She was super hot and had a crazy australian accent, so after a while she says she is getting ready to leave and asks me to go with her. So me being 19, it took about 1 second to wave to my friends as i was walking to the door. I went back with her to a hotel and that is when i found out that she was with chasey lain and was a vivid video girl. So i was there the whole night and went back to my dorm the next day where my friends were eagerly awaiting my arrival and everyone of them knew who this girl was but me.

So i was a 19 year old that nailed a porn star.

And the porn star that i nailed is..........

[img]http://www.monicamayhemxxx.com/samples/solo01.jpg[/img]
Monica Mayhem but she didnt have fake boobs then[/quote]
i'm tempted to call bullshit, not because i don't believe you, but because there is no fucking way in hell if that happened to me that only 3 other people would know. it'd be more like only 3 people didn't :thumbsup:

and since sex in a car is about as exciting a tale i have to tell.... i'll be on my way now.

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wasnt crazy or anything like that, it was just who it was with. And i never really told anyone about it because my friends knew about it and really looking back now its cool but semi embarassing for some reason

and she didnt really look like that now that i think about it. This would have been 6 years ago and she looked way younger and no boob job.


I had a total clean test when i got a std check about 4 years ago so i think im in the clear. Unless my wife gave me something i dont know about.....damn whore
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Just to save you guys a couple clicks, here she is (PG rating):

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Monica_Mayhem.jpg/180px-Monica_Mayhem.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.mk-magazine.com/photogallery/AVN2005/images/image026.jpg[/img]

My craziest are lame by comparison.
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[quote name='esjbh2' post='424715' date='Jan 10 2007, 01:43 PM']Just to save you guys a couple clicks, here she is (PG rating):

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Monica_Mayhem.jpg/180px-Monica_Mayhem.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.mk-magazine.com/photogallery/AVN2005/images/image026.jpg[/img]

My craziest are lame by comparison.[/quote]
trust me, this was by far a fluke occurance and nothing else in my life is close to it. Im not even sure how i was even able to close on it, definately alcohol influenced her decision. To be honest, if i knew who she was beforehand i probably would have chickened out but i didnt and now i have a pretty good story.

Maybe bengalsfreak can attest to this but before i got married, i used to go to strip clubs with my friends and it wasnt that hard to get strippers to go out with you. They may claim like they strip just for the money but a lot i have met like sex and are willing to do it to a lot of people. So take that feeling and multiply by 100 cause this was a girl that gets banged on camera for money and it doesnt seem so hard to get laid
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[color="#FF0000"][b]I was 21 and this real hot chick that I had been trying to get with for weeks, called me up at 2am and wanted
me to come over to her place. Well, the problem, was that night I had a upset stomach and a real bad case of diarrhea.
But I knew that it was probably my only chance to bang her because she was having some drama with her on and off again
boyfriend.

So I went to the bathroom and drunk half a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and immediately drove to her house. When I got
there, I felt like I had to take a shit again. Oh my God, the foreplay was brutal. While she was sucking on my neck
and giving me a hand job, I had to concentrate and tighten my butt cheeks to make sure I didn't fart.

Then she straddled me as I laid downed on my back. The tension from my bowels and from my loins made
it feel like pure sexual nirvana. I came harder than I had ever came in my life. I thank God that I didn't shit
on myself during the experience because needless to say, that would have been pretty embarrassing.

It was the best sex I ever had. I eventually lost contact with the girl and I haven't had regular bowel movements
since..... but it was worth it....gawd dammit. (raises fist)

:afropic:
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='424757' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:48 PM']BAB's mom.... sneaky will attest to this.[/quote]
we know uve never seen the pink. :pointlaff:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='424755' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:48 PM'][color="#ff0000"][b]I was 21 and this real hot chick that I had been trying to get with for weeks, called me up at 2am and wanted
me to come over to her place. Well, the problem, was that night I had a upset stomach and a real bad case of diarrhea.
But I knew that it was probably my only chance to bang her because she was having some drama with her on and off again
boyfriend.

So I went to the bathroom and drunk half a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and immediately drove to her house. When I got
there, I felt like I had to take a shit again. Oh my God, the foreplay was brutal. While she was sucking on my neck
and giving me a hand job, I had to concentrate and tighten my butt cheeks to make sure I didn't fart.

Then she straddled me as I laid downed on my back. The tension from my bowels and from my loins made
it feel like pure sexual nirvana. I came harder than I had ever came in my life. I thank God that I didn't shit
on myself during the experience because needless to say, that would have been pretty embarrassing.

It was the best sex I ever had. I eventually lost contact with the girl and I haven't had regular bowel movements
since..... but it was worth it....gawd dammit. (raises fist)

:afropic:
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[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Nice job hanging in there sneaky. :headbang:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='424755' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:48 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]I was 21 and this real hot chick that I had been trying to get with for weeks, called me up at 2am and wanted
me to come over to her place. Well, the problem, was that night I had a upset stomach and a real bad case of diarrhea.
But I knew that it was probably my only chance to bang her because she was having some drama with her on and off again
boyfriend.

So I went to the bathroom and drunk half a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and immediately drove to her house. When I got
there, I felt like I had to take a shit again. Oh my God, the foreplay was brutal. While she was sucking on my neck
and giving me a hand job, I had to concentrate and tighten my butt cheeks to make sure I didn't fart.

Then she straddled me as I laid downed on my back. The tension from my bowels and from my loins made
it feel like pure sexual nirvana. I came harder than I had ever came in my life. I thank God that I didn't shit
on myself during the experience because needless to say, that would have been pretty embarrassing.

It was the best sex I ever had. I eventually lost contact with the girl and I haven't had regular bowel movements
since..... but it was worth it....gawd dammit. (raises fist)

:afropic:
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that is hilarious cause last year 15 guys went up to hocking hills and we rented a cabin to fish on the lake. I hired 2 strippers to come on saturday night and about half of us got sick saturday morning (diarrhea and vomiting at the same time kind of sick). The strippers still came and you could see the guys that were sick everytime the strippers jumped on them you could see them hold it in.

and i farted during sex once but not during a blow job

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[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='424759' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:52 PM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Nice job hanging in there sneaky. :headbang:[/quote]

[color="#FF0000"][b]Thank you. I kinda believe that because I didnt shit on myself, I became a man that night.
It was the ultimate test of my manhood and I passed with flying colors. :headbang:
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[quote name='sneaky' post='424767' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:56 PM'][color="#ff0000"][b]Thank you. I kinda believe that because I didnt shit on myself, I became a man that night.
It was the ultimate test of my manhood and I passed with flying colors. :headbang:
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:bowdown: You're the man sneaky

[quote name='whodey319' post='424762' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:52 PM']that is hilarious cause last year 15 guys went up to hocking hills and we rented a cabin to fish on the lake. I hired 2 strippers to come on saturday night and about half of us got sick saturday morning (diarrhea and vomiting at the same time kind of sick). The strippers still came and you could see the guys that were sick everytime the strippers jumped on them you could see them hold it in.

[b]and i farted during sex[/b] once but not during a blow job[/quote]
LOL! What did the lady have to say about that?

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='424764' date='Jan 10 2007, 02:53 PM']well its good to know your girl can keep a secret[/quote]
<_<

i just got pwned.

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hhhhmm....I probably should'nt answer in this thread...eh...oh well.....I'm a little freaky, why not....


1) bent over inbetween 2 camping tents, fully dressed, up the loose pant leg...no panties (hate panties)...out in the open at a huge biker festival...people walking around everywhere, only one couple saw us....BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE.
2) in front seat of my toy pick-up, then surrounded by 3 police cars (thought they had a drug bust....OOOPS! good thing they didn't check my glove compartment)
3) in the neighbor's front yard (busted by paper delivery, yeah it was that late)
4) on a pool table, actually didn't get caught this time....
5) gave a ?? in a movie theatre....

I better stop while I'm ahead....
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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='424782' date='Jan 10 2007, 03:18 PM']hhhhmm....I probably should'nt answer in this thread...eh...oh well.....I'm a little freaky, why not....


1) bent over inbetween 2 camping tents, fully dressed, up the loose pant leg...no panties (hate panties)...out in the open at a huge biker festival...people walking around everywhere, only one couple saw us....BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE.
2) in front seat of my toy pick-up, then surrounded by 3 police cars (thought they had a drug bust....OOOPS! good thing they didn't check my glove compartment)
3) in the neighbor's front yard (busted by paper delivery, yeah it was that late)
4) on a pool table, actually didn't get caught this time....
5) gave a ?? in a movie theatre....

I better stop while I'm ahead....[/quote]
Beotch you is a freak nasty [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

[quote name='whodey319' post='424793' date='Jan 10 2007, 03:33 PM']it was my wife :headbang:

so nothing but she froze me out for a couple weeks[/quote]
:lmao:

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