whodey319 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='424819' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:02 PM'][b]ate out an ex girlfriend as she began to have her period .... [/b][/quote] a little hot sauce on the taco. yum [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//31.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='whodey319' post='424831' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:12 PM']a little hot sauce on the taco. yum [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/31.gif[/img][/quote] No kidding. Personally i think eating a bitch out is nasty. I have only done it once...and i just about gagged myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 One time my wife blew me without my usual begging (you married guys know where I'm coming from). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naptown Bengal Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='424839' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:20 PM']One time my wife blew me without my usual begging (you married guys know where I'm coming from).[/quote] ain't that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='424839' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:20 PM']One time my wife blew me without my usual begging (you married guys know where I'm coming from).[/quote] your telling me. Its like when the rock goes on the finger, the dick stops going in the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='whodey319' post='424844' date='Jan 10 2007, 03:25 PM']your telling me. Its like when the rock goes on the finger, the dick stops going in the mouth.[/quote] Right. It's like instead of asking her "Will you marry me", just say "Here's the downpayment on the extinction of head in our relationship". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Note to self, never get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='424849' date='Jan 10 2007, 09:31 PM']Right. It's like instead of asking her "Will you marry me", just say "Here's the downpayment on the extinction of head in our relationship".[/quote] that's some funny shit right there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A-Men-HouseofPain Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='424839' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:20 PM']One time my wife blew me without my usual begging (you married guys know where I'm coming from).[/quote] [quote name='Jamie_B' post='424854' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:34 PM']Note to self, never get married.[/quote] i didnt think that was legal in the US anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange 'n Black Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Not exactly freaky, but definitely out there. One night a few months ago, I was out with a few buddies, and we ended up going back to one guy's sister's apartment - she's 21, smoking hot, and willing to buy us alcohol, so she was basically our best friend. We all got entirely trashed and somehow she got my cell phone number and texted me: "What's up hot stuff?". I have no inhibitions at all in a wasted state so you can guess where it went. We were humping like bunnies as soon as everybody else had passed out. We still hook up occasionally. I still haven't told him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CincyInDC Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey319' post='424844' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:25 PM']your telling me. Its like when the rock goes on the finger, the dick stops going in the mouth.[/quote] [img]http://www.dashes.com/anil/stuff/prettymuchhaveto.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmening Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 I'd better go tell my wife that I love her. She still loves to do that, and I'm 34. JC, I don't know what happened, but you should reconsider. Beotch, rallys are great. They don't care if you're having sex outside, 'cause everyone else is, too. That was one of my favorite weekends, also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 eh. not very experienced here. but it was strange. front seat of this chick's car this past summer, girl gave me a [i]footjob[/i]. yes, a footjob. she wrapped her feet around my shaft and went up and down. it was...strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Mine is a story about twins........ i just pwned myself damnit....note new members wont get this.. but i do have a real one later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Harmening' post='424662' date='Jan 10 2007, 12:51 PM']One girl peed on me while giving me chlamydia. Have fun at the doctor when you go to get that checked out. Good God.[/quote] Done that, minus the VD. I even swallowed. [quote name='BlackJesus' post='424819' date='Jan 10 2007, 04:02 PM'][b]ate out an ex girlfriend as she began to have her period .... [/b][/quote] Done that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='BadassBengal' post='425114' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:10 PM']eh. not very experienced here. but it was strange. front seat of this chick's car this past summer, girl gave me a [i]footjob[/i]. yes, a footjob. she wrapped her feet around my shaft and went up and down. it was...strange.[/quote] WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Me and my soon to be wife were getting it on and out of the blue she said put your finger up my ass..... Never done it again since [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Harmening' post='425099' date='Jan 10 2007, 09:26 PM']I'd better go tell my wife that I love her. She still loves to do that, and I'm 34. JC, I don't know what happened, but you should reconsider.[/quote] Im sure i will...i have plenty of years and bitches ahead of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='STRAYCAT' post='425125' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:20 PM']Me and my soon to be wife were getting it on and out of the blue she said put your finger up my ass..... Never done it again since [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img][/quote] thats interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='BadassBengal' post='425114' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:10 PM']eh. not very experienced here. but it was strange. front seat of this chick's car this past summer, girl gave me a [i]footjob[/i]. yes, a footjob. she wrapped her feet around my shaft and went up and down. it was...strange.[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Onyx he's your boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agent Orange Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 not crazy but it got me fired when I was 17: getting head in the freezer at wendy's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agent Orange Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='BadassBengal' post='425114' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:10 PM']eh. not very experienced here. but it was strange. front seat of this chick's car this past summer, girl gave me a [i]footjob[/i]. yes, a footjob. she wrapped her feet around my shaft and went up and down. it was...strange.[/quote] that right there takes the cake!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 When I was 18 while out partying I ran into a woman I worked with who was in her mid 40s and mildly attractive (while drunk) I ended up at her place and she used me up until the wee hours of the morning, she drove me home the next morning at the same time she was dropping me off in front of my parents house my mom, dad and neighbors were all out in our front yard and got to see the gem that I spent the night with, I remember limping into the house past everyone staring and buried my head into my pillow trying to forget the embarrassment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD40 Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 The funniest I've ever had, looking back on it, is when my girlfriend in HS and I were getting it on in her bedroom one night. I was on the bed, buck nekid, and she was stripping for me. Just when she was about to mount me, her mom busted through the door. I had just enough time to turn so that she wouldn't see my junk at least. But she did get to see my hairy white ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochman Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='STRAYCAT' post='425125' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:20 PM']Me and my soon to be wife were getting it on and out of the blue she said put your finger up my ass..... Never done it again since [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img][/quote] Give her the shock of love. 2 in the pink one in the stink. I miss read this at first I thought it read she stuck her finger in your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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