Nati Ice Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='425199' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:37 AM'][color="#FF0000"](gets down on knees to pray)[/color] [color="#FF0000"][b]Dear God, I know that I have been a man-whore in my younger years but I repent and I am sorry for my sins. Please do not punish me one day by giving me a daughter. Because if I ever found out that she did anything like what OG has posted, YOU and I both know that I will end up in prison. Please forgive me. Amen[/b][/color][/quote] quoting for truth between having friends lose their virginity to strippers, threesomes, fucking neighbors moms, and ass fucking girls from church, my high school years were certainly "interesting," to say the least... but in all seriousness, all the girls i know from church or went to their own church's youth groups were pretty much the freakiest ones ive ever met. im just gonna lock my daughter in the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='425198' date='Jan 11 2007, 06:35 AM']I got on top of her and put the head in and she backed off and hopped up on her knees with her ass in the air and said "Don't put it in there, I was raped there. Put it in my ass." Now, guys, this is the point where I could tell you that I was a real dog and banged that Hershey hole for all it was worth, but the truth of the matter is that the whole "rape" thing startled the shit right out of me and I went soft in the blink of an eye.[/quote] Probably post op transexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey319' post='424616' date='Jan 10 2007, 11:56 AM']Mine craziest one is 1000 times more crazy than my next one. Only 3 people know about this besides me right now. I was 19 and at Ohio State and me and 3 of my friends all had fake id's and we went to columbus solid gold which is a high end strip club that has a lot of famous adult stars do appearances and dance there. Well we went to see Chasey Lain and saw her. i started hitting on a girl there and buying her drinks and what not. She was super hot and had a crazy australian accent, so after a while she says she is getting ready to leave and asks me to go with her. So me being 19, it took about 1 second to wave to my friends as i was walking to the door. I went back with her to a hotel and that is when i found out that she was with chasey lain and was a vivid video girl. So i was there the whole night and went back to my dorm the next day where my friends were eagerly awaiting my arrival and everyone of them knew who this girl was but me. So i was a 19 year old that nailed a porn star. And the porn star that i nailed is.......... [img]http://www.monicamayhemxxx.com/samples/solo01.jpg[/img] Monica Mayhem but she didnt have fake boobs then[/quote] sounds like i need to make a field trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='425203' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:48 AM']Well I must admit that my best sexual encounter happened tonight!!!!!!! I work with this amazing looking chick named Jenny and well we have been flirting a lot at work and what not and actually went out and chilled last friday at bdubs and things have gotten pretty good between us. And tonight she took me out on a smoke break with her even though I don't smoke. Anyway we were chillin by the empty outdoor pool and I jokingly bring up man that would be fun as hell to fuck here and shes like yeah it would and she looks at me while chillin there and shes like lets fucking do it we have almost an hour before our breaks over. And Bam just like that we are in this fucking pool within five minutes making out and such. And she gave me the best brain I have ever received. Then I was finger fucking her when we heard some voices and someone outside say wtf is that. And it turned out to be some of the people we work with taking their breaks and the fucker was quick enough to get pics on his fuckin phone. Anyway not to terribly crazy just fun as hell and hopefully soon I will have my own freezer story with jenny.[u] Kyle dont say shit to your mom about this.[/u][/quote] you know how i know youre gay? [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='425202' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:45 AM']I'M SORRY! see i know posting wouldn't be a good idea. Now everyone thinks I'm a dirty little slut. But I'm really not. I've only had sex with 4 guys.[/quote] yea, but arent you like 13? 0_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Storm' post='425145' date='Jan 11 2007, 04:08 AM']When I was 18 while out partying I ran into a woman I worked with who was in her mid 40s and mildly attractive (while drunk) I ended up at her place and she used me up until the wee hours of the morning, she drove me home the next morning at the same time she was dropping me off in front of my parents house my mom, dad and neighbors were all out in our front yard and got to see the gem that I spent the night with, I remember limping into the house past everyone staring and buried my head into my pillow trying to forget the embarrassment[/quote] now [i]that [/i]is a walk of shame.. [quote name='Storm' post='425234' date='Jan 11 2007, 11:42 AM']Probably post op transexual [/quote] why, oh why did you have to share that thought? i'm going to throw up for Mully now... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//31.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Nati Ice' post='425235' date='Jan 11 2007, 06:47 AM']sounds like i need to make a field trip[/quote] hottest strippers ever but expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='A-Men-HouseofPain' post='425179' date='Jan 10 2007, 11:32 PM']pfff...id rather steal a junior bacon cheeseburger[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey319' post='425256' date='Jan 11 2007, 08:14 AM']hottest strippers ever but expensive[/quote] i think its 21 and up now, we were gonna take a buddy there for his bday a few weeks back but hes a raging vagina so that fell through... i might just wait until they have raven riley come back up before i check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Storm' post='425234' date='Jan 11 2007, 08:42 PM']Probably post op transexual [/quote] My buddies and I wandered into a bar one night here in Japan and there were some gorgeous chicks working the room. Hostesses. They sit at your table, pour your drinks, light your cigarettes and rave over you like you're the best man in the world. We were having a blast. The chick I picked out to sit with me was this fine looking little Filipino thing in a tight blue dress and perfect little tits. Man, she was as fine as they come. We had 3 of the girls sitting there and to be honest all three of them were really nice looking...mine was the best though. I actually thought about asking her to come with me after the bar closed until they got up on stage and did their show. First they were making out with each other, total turn on watching Asian chicks make out, and then started undressing each other. I was right, mine had a really nice set of little perky titties that were as fine as could be. I know you guys have figured out where this is going but I'll finish it anyway. When the panties were dropped the dicks were swinging. Our jaws hit the fucking table. We sat there for about 30 seconds, which actually felt like a lifetime, put some money on the table and left without saying a word. I think that is the closest any of us had ever been to wanting to have sex with another guy......not knowing they were guys at the time mind you. To this day I can't even walk past that place. MULLY she was really hot when I thought she was actually a she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_dish Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='425115' date='Jan 10 2007, 10:10 PM']Mine is a story about twins........ i just pwned myself damnit....note new members wont get this.. but i do have a real one later.[/quote] i remember that. damn that was a while ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='425192' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:21 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Uhmmm, that may be the understatement of the century.[/b][/color] [color="#FF0000"][b]I dont know whether to be embarrassed or proud of you son.[/b][/color] [/quote] yeah, i dont tell may people bout that experience cause it was kinda...wierd. but be proud. it wasnt working out, so i told her to just stop and give me a bj. its all good. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//angel.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_dish Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Kochman' post='425152' date='Jan 10 2007, 11:21 PM']Give her the shock of love. 2 in the pink one in the stink. I miss read this at first I thought it read she stuck her finger in your ass. [/quote] I miss read that too. Shit, I do that all the time to my girlfriend. It took her a little while to like it, but there is nothing that'll bring out the freak in a girl quicker than getting her to like some ass play. Thats where you make em porn stars. Once they like it in the butt, everything gets better and better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Nati Ice' post='425236' date='Jan 11 2007, 06:49 AM']you know how i know youre gay? yea, but arent you like 13? 0_o[/quote] no the only reason i said that is because wdf or kyles mom works where i do and could fire me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm00th_kw Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 I have some, I guess..."nice" ones...but I don't know if I'd call them my best because most involved being uncomfortable, if that's the point of this thread I'll tell them later. But my best, I'd say, is making my girl get off three times definitely (but maybe up to five times...she wasn't sure about the last ones, they were small) in one go around....and then she cried...that's like king of the world feeling shit right there. Never had happened before, but I've figured out something good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='sm00th_kw' post='425330' date='Jan 11 2007, 11:13 AM']I have some, I guess..."nice" ones...but I don't know if I'd call them my best because most involved being uncomfortable, if that's the point of this thread I'll tell them later. But my best, I'd say, is making my girl get off three times definitely (but maybe up to five times...she wasn't sure about the last ones, they were small) in one go around....and then she cried...that's like king of the world feeling shit right there. Never had happened before, but I've figured out something good.[/quote] she cried for joy or sadness? either way i would have punched her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm00th_kw Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Joy man...of course. She only cried for a minute and the was extreamly happy...she'd never done that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 I was with this chick. she was so hot. it was like grabbing bags of sand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A-Men-HouseofPain Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='425314' date='Jan 11 2007, 10:30 AM']no the only reason i said that is because wdf or kyles mom works where i do and could fire me.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ickeyshuffler Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Ben' post='425342' date='Jan 11 2007, 11:29 AM']I was with this chick. she was so hot. it was like grabbing bags of sand...[/quote] did she talk real dirty to you? i think i did her to. she was always talking dirty to me, she would be like "have sex with me" it was crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A-Men-HouseofPain Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey24k' post='425374' date='Jan 11 2007, 12:25 PM']did she talk real dirty to you? i think i did her to. she was always talking dirty to me, [b]she would be like "have sex with me" it was crazy[/b][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] man what a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey24k' post='425374' date='Jan 11 2007, 12:25 PM']did she talk real dirty to you? i think i did her to. she was always talking dirty to me, she would be like "have sex with me" it was crazy[/quote] be honest, youve never even been with a woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 this is before i got married! but my craziest one would be fucking my hostess [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//19.gif[/img] it was slow one night and she was horny and i took care of the rest if you know what i mean and another one was this hot chick wanted a job, so she gave me a blowjob for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ickeyshuffler Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='Rumble in the Jungle' post='425484' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:45 PM']this is before i got married! but my craziest one would be fucking my hostess [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//19.gif[/img] it was slow one night and she was horny and i took care of the rest if you know what i mean and another one was this hot chick wanted a job, so she gave me a blowjob for the job [/quote] if i ever get divorced i'm gonna open a resteraunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='whodey24k' post='425496' date='Jan 11 2007, 02:05 PM']if i ever get divorced i'm gonna open a resteraunt[/quote] I think it is specific to fondue restaurants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='425203' date='Jan 11 2007, 01:48 AM']Well I must admit that my best sexual encounter happened tonight!!!!!!! I work with this amazing looking chick named Jenny and well we have been flirting a lot at work and what not and actually went out and chilled last friday at bdubs and things have gotten pretty good between us. And tonight she took me out on a smoke break with her even though I don't smoke. Anyway we were chillin by the empty outdoor pool and I jokingly bring up man that would be fun as hell to fuck here and shes like yeah it would and she looks at me while chillin there and shes like lets fucking do it we have almost an hour before our breaks over. And Bam just like that we are in this fucking pool within five minutes making out and such. And she gave me the best brain I have ever received. Then I was finger fucking her when we heard some voices and someone outside say wtf is that. And it turned out to be some of the people we work with taking their breaks and the fucker was quick enough to get pics on his fuckin phone. Anyway not to terribly crazy just fun as hell and hopefully soon I will have my own freezer story with jenny. [b]Kyle dont say shit to your mom about this.[/b][/quote] Ha dude you're so fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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