Who Dey Forever Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaGs_McNasty Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Mr. Ramsey needs to expound on his explanation and shed some light on how 30 dipshits driving in a fucking circle is considered a 'sport' as well... Even the NASCAR anagram has the word 'sport' in it. Non- Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalrick Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 i would define a sport as a game that is played competetively, that requires skill and practice to play... cheerleading, race car driving, bowling... all sports... hell, even eating contests are a sport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Hunting - not a sport 1. Its not athletic to sit around with deer piss on you at 5 in the morning just sitting around waiting for the other team 2. If the other team doesnt know they are playing and arent playing on a level playing field (ie: gun vs running for their lives) it is not a sport This is Jamie_B for go-bengals.com sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 any activity that you can drink alcohol while doing is not a sport Bowling Softball Hunting And car racing is not a sport either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='526149' date='Aug 11 2007, 10:06 AM']Hunting - not a sport 1. Its not athletic to sit around with deer piss on you at 5 in the morning just sitting around waiting for the other team 2. If the other team doesnt know they are playing and arent playing on a level playing field (ie: gun vs running for their lives) it is not a sport This is Jamie_B for go-bengals.com sports.[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Aww, Jeez, not this argument again! YOU try shooting a deer at 400 yards while maintaining your invisibility and shooting through wooded terrain... YOU try driving a 200mph car around an oval for 500 miles in 130 degree heat... YOU try to best Tiger Woods in a round of 18... But yeah, they aren't sports! Ok, they aren't, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='526418' date='Aug 11 2007, 06:56 PM']Aww, Jeez, not this argument again! YOU try shooting a deer at 400 yards while maintaining your invisibility and shooting through wooded terrain... YOU try driving a 200mph car around an oval for 500 miles in 130 degree heat... YOU try to best Tiger Woods in a round of 18... But yeah, they aren't sports! Ok, they aren't, but still...[/quote] dude, bricklaying is hard, but it ain't a sport sports need a ball (or puck), opposable defense and non-arbitrary scoring. everything else is competitions and games. golf would be a sport if someone was trying to hit you while you attempt to take your shot. and if someone was guarding the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Sport: Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalrick Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 this fits in nicely here... i thought you would like this jamie [url="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning"]http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasc...reveals_winning[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaGs_McNasty Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Haha, that is the shit, my friend. I love when they interview guys on the 'team' after the race and ask questions about pit times. They always spout a load of horseshit, but its all just fancy hilljack speak for 'we changed his tires fast and put gas in his car and made sure no one was under his tires when he pulled back onto the track' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 [quote name='bengalrick' post='527832' date='Aug 14 2007, 11:30 PM']this fits in nicely here... i thought you would like this jamie [url="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning"]http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasc...reveals_winning[/url][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl: damn thats good, nice find rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 [quote name='bengalrick' post='527832' date='Aug 15 2007, 03:30 AM']this fits in nicely here... i thought you would like this jamie [url="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning"]http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasc...reveals_winning[/url][/quote] That was great! "Turn Left! Turn Left! Turn Left! Go Straight Go Straight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalrick Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Some rookies only step on the peddle part way..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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