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[color="#FF0000"][b]Why is this on network television? What is the point of this contest besides determining who is
the hottest piece of jail-bait in the country?

I had to turn the television off.........Miss Teen Rhode Island was making me want to move her to
Kentucky and marry her. :mellow:

This shit is crazy.

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[img]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070814/i/r2558416658.jpg[/img]

[img]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070820/i/r358947613.jpg[/img]

[color="#FF0000"][b]At the risk of coming off as an even greater pervert, I will not comment about these
pics.[/b][/color]


:whistle:

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Hey, they are 18, right?
No perversion there my brutha, I'm with you.
I'm just more accustomed to beating off to low-rent versions of these hotties on sites like teencumdumpster.com....
Ooops, did I just say that?
Did I mention that I am a VERY happily married man with children?
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[quote name='Bunghole' post='533134' date='Aug 24 2007, 10:17 PM'][b]Hey, they are 18, right?[/b]
No perversion there my brutha, I'm with you.
I'm just more accustomed to beating off to low-rent versions of these hotties on sites like teencumdumpster.com....
Ooops, did I just say that?
Did I mention that I am a VERY happily married man with children?[/quote]

[color="#FF0000"][b]Some of the contestants are 18, some are not.[/b][/color]

:lol:

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[quote name='ONYX' post='533135' date='Aug 24 2007, 08:19 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Some of the contestants are 18, some are not.[/b][/color]

:lol:[/quote]
What about Mike Tyson? Is he prowling around, looking for a tender teen ear to chew?

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[quote name='sneaky' post='533132' date='Aug 24 2007, 10:14 PM'][img]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070820/i/r358947613.jpg[/img][/quote]
this chick probably looked 25 when she was 12.

my little sister in laws friend looked 22 when they were 13 and i know 2 people that tried to hit on her when she was 14 and they were 23 and had no clue. Good laughs for me
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[quote name='CJ4MVP85' post='533139' date='Aug 24 2007, 08:22 PM']Who won? I missed it..I saw Miss Ohio though..She's beautiful[/quote]
Actually caring about the outcome = gay male teen wanting to be her hairdresser in the future when she launches her porn career.
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[quote name='whodey319' post='533141' date='Aug 24 2007, 10:22 PM']this chick probably looked 25 when she was 12.

my little sister in laws friend looked 22 when they were 13 and i know 2 people that tried to hit on her when she was 14 and they were 23 and had no clue. Good laughs for me[/quote]
good lord, tatiana here is 17
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[quote name='whodey319' post='533144' date='Aug 24 2007, 08:24 PM']good lord, tatiana here is 17[/quote]
Girls that look like that at that age inspire that "Well, here we are all alone on this deserted desert island, the last two people on Earth, we need to propagate the species" fantasy.....
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[quote name='sneaky' post='533132' date='Aug 24 2007, 10:14 PM'][img]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070814/i/r2558416658.jpg[/img]

[img]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070820/i/r358947613.jpg[/img]

[color="#FF0000"][b]At the risk of coming off as an even greater pervert, I will not comment about these
pics.[/b][/color][/quote]


[img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5946/18339822iu3tw2.png[/img]
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I don't think it's bad to comment on them. Obviously, if their parents had a problem with it, they wouldn't be putting their daughters on stage in bikini's to see whose daughter looks the hottest.....in a bikini. lol


To go even farther with BJ's pedophilia.....


"If she's old enough to cut her own meat, she's fair game!"




lol.....I'll see ya in hell guys.
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[quote name='Bunghole' post='533241' date='Aug 25 2007, 07:49 AM']Easy there, Michael Irvin....[/quote]

[color="#FF0000"][b]You didn't see Miss Rhode Island. If I could get a good lawyer, plea bargain, probation with a suspended
sentence and some counseling...........[/b][/color]


:ninja:

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[quote name='ONYX' post='533246' date='Aug 25 2007, 06:00 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]You didn't see Miss Rhode Island. If I could get a good lawyer, plea bargain, probation with a suspended
sentence and some counseling...........[/b][/color]
:ninja:[/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I need that right now!

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