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[quote name='Notorious' post='533247' date='Aug 25 2007, 06:05 AM'][img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/791/1162340368488oj4to7.jpg[/img]

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What's the best thing about twelve-year olds?









































Slick their hair back and they look nine....
:ninja:
(Save a seat for me at the High Table, Satan!)

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='533212' date='Aug 25 2007, 12:39 AM'][font="Arial Narrow"][size=4][b]If there is grass on the field .... [img]http://www.topsll.org/umpire.jpg[/img] " play ball ! "

:ninja: [/b][/size][/font][/quote]
I give you my whodey319 100% guarantee there is no grass on those fields. Its been mowed short

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[quote name='whodey319' post='533279' date='Aug 25 2007, 09:24 AM']I give you my whodey319 100% guarantee there is no grass on those fields. Its been mowed short[/quote]
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[b]Man, Id like to water some of those yards.[/b][/color]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='533246' date='Aug 25 2007, 08:00 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]You didn't see Miss Rhode Island. If I could get a good lawyer, plea bargain, probation with a suspended
sentence and some counseling...........[/b][/color]
:ninja:[/quote]

Is this who you are talking about?
[img]http://content.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/RI.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Jason' post='533284' date='Aug 25 2007, 09:47 AM']Is this who you are talking about?
[img]http://content.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/RI.jpg[/img][/quote]

[color="#FF0000"][b]Hells yeah.[/b][/color]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='533552' date='Aug 26 2007, 08:14 AM'][center]:huh:

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [/center][/quote]

This is a beauty pageant, not an intelligence contest.

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='533552' date='Aug 26 2007, 08:14 AM'][center]:huh:

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [/center][/quote]

:lol:

[color="#FF0000"][b]Just a hypothetical question, would you date a chick who was drop dead gorgeous but
had the intellectual capacity of a hamster ???[/b][/color]

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[quote name='ONYX' post='533618' date='Aug 26 2007, 12:24 PM']:lol:

[color="#FF0000"][b]Just a hypothetical question, would you date a chick who was drop dead gorgeous but
had the intellectual capacity of a hamster ???[/b][/color][/quote]


Ive tried that, it gets old, and somewhat annoying.

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[quote name='Notorious' post='533247' date='Aug 25 2007, 08:05 AM'][img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/791/1162340368488oj4to7.jpg[/img]

:ninja:[/quote]

:lol:

That video above was a good one too... what the hell? I know she was probably nervous, but South Africa?

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[quote name='BlackJesus' post='533759' date='Aug 26 2007, 05:50 PM'][font="Arial Narrow"][size=3][b]Slater was dying to laugh right there you could tell :lol: [/b][/size][/font][/quote]

They just had to cut her off - she was on a roll!

I liked how Slater summed everthing up at the end:

"Thank you very much - South Carolina."

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[img]http://photos-050.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v103/182/23/41118050/n41118050_32730519_7570.jpg[/img]

[size=4]I believe that this girl is both beautiful, elequent and beyond her years in intellegence. I would like to meet and marry this girl. This is Kije Ramsey for youtube dating.[/size]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='533618' date='Aug 26 2007, 12:24 PM']:lol:

[color="#FF0000"][b]Just a hypothetical question, would you date a chick who was drop dead gorgeous but
had the intellectual capacity of a hamster ???[/b][/color][/quote]
fuck, i married that



:ninja:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='533618' date='Aug 26 2007, 11:24 AM']:lol:

[color="#FF0000"][b]Just a hypothetical question, would you date a chick who was drop dead gorgeous but
had the intellectual capacity of a hamster ???[/b][/color][/quote]

what exactly do you mean by "date"?

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='533880' date='Aug 26 2007, 09:50 PM'][size=4]I believe that this girl is both beautiful, elequent and beyond her years in intellegence. I would like to meet and marry this girl. This is Kije Ramsey for youtube dating.[/size][/quote]

I would've used a more suave, handsom Kige..........

[img]http://homepages.udayton.edu/~johnsoda/images/kige1.jpg[/img]

Yep. That does the trick!
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[quote name='sneaky' post='533239' date='Aug 25 2007, 12:46 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]If their old enough to go to the store then their old enough to get bred.[/b][/color]

:ninja:[/quote]
that's some funny shit right there. I thought I'd heard em all....

and no, I was not peeking in on the miss teen competition on the cruise I was on last week :ninja:

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Here's a transcript for those that had trouble following her:

[quote]I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.[/quote]
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