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Hehe... sad as it is, I actually know a few like this...

Blonde and Football????

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the BIG muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quaterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like.......Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Here's a snippet from the FootballGuys website I subscribe to. I hadn't heard this Chad quote before...very humorous. It would have been a whoooooole lot better if we'd won the game, but what can you do? -_-


Cincinnati's Chad Johnson was funny before the game Sunday. Looking across
an empty playing field, Johnson said, "It's 11:25. Why aren't they out here
getting ready to play against such a dominant figure as myself? It befuddles
me." I love Chad Johnson. With Randy Moss and Torry Holt banged up, Terrell
Owens with a limping QB, and Marvin Harrison with a running game, Johnson is
my clear cut #1 WR in the league.

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