Nati Ice Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 update: apparently if you ask a turd fan if they are jealous of the bengals they will freak out and tell you they would rather be 0-16 than 8-8 and just shy of the playoffs, interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 ok folks, im about to be banned for this gem so you better go laugh at the browns while you can [color="orange"]in response to a ? concerning the naming of our stadium:[/color] the name of that beautiful piece of archatecture that is the only stadium in the nfl to win awards for its design is paul brown stadium some quick info on paul brown, he was a great man who started his career a long time ago in a far-away hell hole where water catches fire and family trees have no branches. while there he coached a suprisingly good football team called the cleveland browns, however, he was soon given the boot and moved and start a new, and far superior, team in the great city of cincinnati, there he created the cincinnati bengals, and there he is recognized for his great deeds by having the franchises new stadium named after him, after paul left the troubled browns the franchise began to go into a downward spiral that eventually ended in the team moving to baltimore and renaming themselves the ravens, this team now remains a quality team no matter how much i dispise there fans, shortly after this move the fans from cleveland banned together in a drunken stupor to create a facsimile of the browns, nicknamed the "turds," and ever since this monumentous day these turds have thrived in the depths of cleveland while amassing an impressive 30-66 record i thought you knew who the great man named paul brown was, after all, at one time there was once a very good team named after him that played in the same city that your beloved turds now inhabit [color="orange"]come join the fun... here[/color] [url="http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1022720&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=3&vc=1&PHPSESSID="]http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthr...vc=1&PHPSESSID=[/url] [color="orange"]and here[/color] [url="http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB2&Number=1005290&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=3"]http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthr...sb=5&o=&fpart=3[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creechnasty Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Actually... something sealed the deal for me the other day about browns fans... I always knew they were delusional but seriously..... It was a thread on their board so wonderfully titled: [b][i]Like the Patriots, we are becoming much deeper.[/i][/b] Yes.... because when i compare the depth of the Cleveland Browns.... the [b][u]FIRST [/u][/b]team that comes to mind is the current Superbowl champions the New England Patriots.... Cleveland fans = + [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/vedderlax11/CDS110120519_lower.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 from an interview with the browns owner on their own website [quote][b]How do the Browns define expectations for the fans? [/b] I think in the first year for both of these guys (coach Romeo Crennel and GM Phil Savage) it’s going to be inexact... We’ll know if it’s not working. [b]Do you even mention winning record? [/b] No...I would love to, but I don't think it's the right thing to do right now.[/quote] [quote][b]The elf logo, are you interested in bringing it back?[/b] Yeah. I am. We have no specific designated plan to bring it back, but yes I am interested. I think it’s a great anchor for our tradition and for the look and feel of the Browns. But I also understand that there is something to freshening up the act, so I think that’s a balancing act we’re having right now. [b]Could we see a newer, tougher elf? [/b] I don’t know … (laughs) … I don’t know. [b]Could we see an elf leading a dawg on a leash? I get these questions from fans.[/b] I don’t know. I know people ask, and I think the idea is to try to understand the questions and be responsive. It is after all Cleveland’s team. So to the extent that you can get a sense of the collective appetite, that’ll be what drives it.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Bengal Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Mar 16 2005, 10:12 PM'][b][color="orange"]Get the New Browns fan action Figure..... !!!!! [img]http://img185.exs.cx/img185/1250/homeless20in20nyc2010x7x67rv.jpg[/img] 3.99 or 4 food stamps in Cleveland toy stores for a limited time [/color][/b] [right][post="63566"][/post][/right][/quote] Hey Nati Ice, I've been on the smack forum on the dawgtalk here the last few days and I'm sure you will recognize the name Titletown on there. Why Titletown? Because in the past, whenever I was smacking as a Bengal fan, I seemed to get a quick hook and get banned from their crummy site. Finally my wife, a Packers fan, gave me an idea to pose as a Packers fan for 2 good reasons. 1. They seem to be more tolerant of teams like that. 2 To rub into their face that someone has more of their precious"NFL Championships" than they do. They have the same old stories when it comes to the Bengals in their little "smack" section, but not much to say to a "Packer" fan. Keep giving them hell buddy! I'm going to try and ride it until I get banned [again] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 haha, to be honest im surprised i havnt been baneed yet, these guys are idiots, its almost sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Bengal Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 [quote name='Nati Ice' date='Mar 25 2005, 11:33 PM']haha, to be honest im surprised i havnt been baneed yet, these guys are idiots, its almost sad [right][post="67626"][/post][/right][/quote] I think that I hate the Browns almost as much as I love the Bengals, if that makes sense. The more upset and angry they get, the more I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Hopefully this will be an example of the Browns fan after we win the Superbowl this year [img]http://www.sexstump.com/suicide5.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest #22 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 I talked to a Browns fan at the game this year- he had taken his two little kids to the game to see it with him and a crazed Bengals fan in front of us was yelling at these kids and stuff. He said that Winslow was a loud-mouthed jerk but he had some talent that a real coach could probably bring out. We basically agreed on everything, and he was a pretty nice guy. They can't really help that bad management has spelled doom to any hopes their franchise might have had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 [quote name='#22' date='Mar 28 2005, 01:20 AM']I talked to a Browns fan at the game this year- he had taken his two little kids to the game to see it with him and a crazed Bengals fan in front of us was yelling at these kids and stuff. He said that Winslow was a loud-mouthed jerk but he had some talent that a real coach could probably bring out. We basically agreed on everything, and he was a pretty nice guy. They can't really help that bad management has spelled doom to any hopes their franchise might have had. [right][post="68256"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] post whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 does anybody know curlyd from the browns board? i thought i remembered him from jt's and again when i saw that he was from japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle1 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 The best bit on the Turds was Sam Wyche in Riverfront stadium on the PA system.... "You don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!" I crack up everytime I hear that sound byte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Browns new helmets ... [img]http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Midfield/8333/toilet.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalBacker Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Apr 2 2005, 04:45 PM']Browns new helmets ... [img]http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Midfield/8333/toilet.gif[/img] [right][post="71101"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://img30.exs.cx/img30/5201/brownshelmet3ac.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 someone post that sound byte i need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 bengalsjungle.com maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 [b]Now we get to Ruin their season Opener with a nice 49-7 Rout [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG_4_CB Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 that challenger thing is some messed up shit, thats not cool man. even as a joke. i guess browns fans just have more class. yea they throw beer bottles but browns fans certainly dont wish that bengals fans should be executed. im guessing your hate stems from built up anger from a decade of losing. you know they have doctors to help deal with that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 what stuff? throwing beer bottles at refs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 [img]http://img104.echo.cx/img104/4859/untitled6fb.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 [img]http://dimmona.shackspace.com/owned.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 [b][color="orange"]Kids in Queefland [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [/color][/b] [img]https://mavdisk.mnsu.edu/langea/funny%20kid.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Some Browns fans think they have the best offense in the North. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [url="http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1092758&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1"]http://dawgtalk.clevelandbrowns.com/ubbthr...o=&fpart=1&vc=1[/url] If anyone wondered why they should be executed, this is a perfect reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 "WR . 1. Pitt. I will take Hines over any receiver in football he makes everyone better. " "DING DING DING .... we have a winner ... finally someone with some sense posts ... Only thing I disagree with u on is WR's ... yes Hines is the best in football" "Er..........I'm thinking of the nice way to put this. I love the optimism, but some things just ........make it tough to be on this board and be a Browns fan. What happens if I walk into a bar and tell a bunch of Steelers and Bengals fans that our offense is gonna be the best in the North. After I get laughed out of the bar, I'd probably go home and kick my dog " i love this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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