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Good Lord. To be honest, I think the one sitting on the canon is kind of cute, although a little pudgy for my taste, and so is the one with the tattoos on the forearms....minus the tats of course. Other than those 2 they are all total dogshit. That chick taking a piss next to the car...........real class. I almost had something like that envisioned for pissburgh women and was silently hoping that Cleveland wasn't that bad, Cleveland is in the same state as Cincinnati at least, but I guess I was wrong. Cleveland women are as beautiful and classy as pissburgh women.
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The chick with the holes in the knees of her jeans isn't too bad either
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First of all, I didn't know there was some kind of standard that if your wearing a football jersey and your a woman you have to be "hot" and "beautiful" by some arbitrary means. Second of all, are you guys sure your looking around at each other during games? I have not seen too many hot guys amongst this crew to be completely honest.

Women can't just take pictures of themselves anymore like normal humans. They have to put on a hot show by puckering their lips or wearing a shirt without pants so people like you will think their hot, since you know thats the only thing women are worth.....who they root for in football and what they look like in their jersey.

Whats wrong with the girl taking a piss? Don't men take pisses in public? Oh and isn't it a show for you, just like its a show when you want girls gone wild? Come on now, how are women supposed to be classy and yet hot and sexy and do things for men that are out of the ordinary at the same time?

P.S. I would post a bunch of ugly fans that are men, but I'd rather not insult anyone if they happen to be one of the targeted
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[quote name='ScarletKnight' post='565674' date='Oct 9 2007, 09:15 AM']First of all, I didn't know there was some kind of standard that if your wearing a football jersey and your a woman you have to be "hot" and "beautiful" by some arbitrary means. Second of all, are you guys sure your looking around at each other during games? I have not seen too many hot guys amongst this crew to be completely honest.

Women can't just take pictures of themselves anymore like normal humans. They have to put on a hot show by puckering their lips or wearing a shirt without pants so people like you will think their hot, since you know thats the only thing women are worth.....who they root for in football and what they look like in their jersey.

Whats wrong with the girl taking a piss? Don't men take pisses in public? Oh and isn't it a show for you, just like its a show when you want girls gone wild? Come on now, how are women supposed to be classy and yet hot and sexy and do things for men that are out of the ordinary at the same time?

P.S. I would post a bunch of ugly fans that are men, but I'd rather not insult anyone if they happen to be one of the targeted[/quote][b]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/b]

there are so many things wrong with your post im afraid id waste an entire day explaining them to you




ps - the only thing women are good for are making steak, getting me a beer, and giving blow jobs
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[quote name='Nati Ice' post='565677' date='Oct 9 2007, 09:26 AM'][b]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/b]

there are so many things wrong with your post im afraid id waste an entire day explaining them to you
ps - the only thing women are good for are making steak, getting me a beer, and giving blow jobs[/quote]


Is that so, then explain to me why you think its ok to talk shit about women because their looks don't fit your standard? And explain to my why your probably uglier than any of them with a fat ass gut hanging over your jeans but yet you think its ok to sit there and laugh when a girl isn't as thin as you would like?

The only thing men like you are worth is....well nothing I guess.
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[quote name='ScarletKnight' post='565690' date='Oct 9 2007, 09:42 AM']Is that so, then explain to me why you think its ok to talk shit about women because their looks don't fit your standard? And explain to my why your probably uglier than any of them with a fat ass gut hanging over your jeans but yet you think its ok to sit there and laugh when a girl isn't as thin as you would like?[/quote]
because theyre ugly as shit and entered a motherfucking beauty contest
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[quote name='ScarletKnight' post='565694' date='Oct 9 2007, 09:49 AM']Then you might need a better hobby then looking at beauty contests among football fans, or maybe your beautiful mug should start one for men![/quote]
i bet id win because of my dashing good looks, but im intrigued, what do you think?
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On the topic of pissing in public: if I saw anybody pissing while huddled down behind a car, apparently parked in the middle of a street or parking lot, I'd call them classless, whether this vile creature be male or female.

I at least have the decency to duck into an alley and go on the side of the building (1/2 :ninja: )

(1/2, because that's only in emergencies!)

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[quote name='ScarletKnight' post='565674' date='Oct 9 2007, 09:15 AM']First of all, I didn't know there was some kind of standard that if your wearing a football jersey and your a woman you have to be "hot" and "beautiful" by some arbitrary means. Second of all, are you guys sure your looking around at each other during games? I have not seen too many hot guys amongst this crew to be completely honest.

Women can't just take pictures of themselves anymore like normal humans. They have to put on a hot show by puckering their lips or wearing a shirt without pants so people like you will think their hot, since you know thats the only thing women are worth.....who they root for in football and what they look like in their jersey.

Whats wrong with the girl taking a piss? Don't men take pisses in public? Oh and isn't it a show for you, just like its a show when you want girls gone wild? Come on now, how are women supposed to be classy and yet hot and sexy and do things for men that are out of the ordinary at the same time?

P.S. I would post a bunch of ugly fans that are men, but I'd rather not insult anyone if they happen to be one of the targeted[/quote]


clearly you dont believe that there are no ugly people in the world, as you use your backhanded snide remarks of us big mean jerks being ugly as well, so if you find random men ugly, thats no different than him finding hand fulls of ugly women in browns jersey for the purpose of comedy, and for crying out loud one of them was taking a piss in the squat in a parking lot behind a car, so its not like they were calling church girls crack whores, do you have a cut open football jersey you take trashy photos in? do you urinate in public places by squatting and letting her rip? i would assume not. so why would you be offended? and why, when you are offended, do you stoop to the same level with a backwards remark about everyone here?

it seems hypocritical and counterproductive, no?

you often have good points and an outlook thats obviously overlooked by a kackle of horny geeks on a message board, but calling a spade a spade is no reason to get all pissy.

furthermore, people have preferences to certain attractions, theres a reason dan isnt dating a 350 lb chick with hairy moles and lots of backfat, and its not because she has an ugly personality.

some skinny ass guys like large women some opposite, attraction is attraction. doesnt mean some people arent shallow, also doesnt mean all are either.
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