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Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game



Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !



Q. How do you keep a Brownie out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts



Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

A. The Dawg Pound - they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief



Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cleveland would want one



Q. Why was Crunell upset when the Cleveland Browns' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar




Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cleveland Browns



Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Mar 18 2005, 10:13 PM']Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Brownie out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

A. The Dawg Pound - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Crunell  upset when the Cleveland Browns' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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HAHAHHA [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Awesome jokes beotch i really enjoyed reading and laughing at those :lol: :lol:

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The funniest joke:

Art Modell moving to Baltimore. I laughed my ass off for weeks. This stemmed from a Browns fan I encountered while working at a gas station a couple years earlier. He just drove down from Shitland and was on his way to the game at Riverfront. He asked how I could live in a town with such a horrible football team. Since he was a customer, I said nothing. But after Art fled, I couldn't stop laughing, thinking about that assmunch . But sure enough, a couple years later, Cleveland shat out another team.
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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Mar 25 2005, 03:55 AM'][img]http://img97.exs.cx/img97/6026/ws8vt.jpg[/img]
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where in the hell do you guys find these funny ass pics, dude this guy is a fucking dork and that is just halarious, who dey [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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