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Share yo freestyle raps bout our enemies, yo.

Alrite yo, here i, here I, HERE I GO!

I smoke more weed than fuckin Ravens get outta jail free
They buy crack, and one even killed someone today
Murdered dem folks dead, i hear that his name is Ray-Ray
To get out quick, he just handed over a little green
Then went back on da field like he didn't stab those people's spleen
But I knows da truth
Same goes for his butt buddy jamall
they be bangin each other in the ass, you can hear it all through the hall
hearin dat sick shit just makes me wanna fuckin gag
If you thought Jeff Garcia was gay, wait till you see those two fags

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


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[quote name='BadassBengal' date='Apr 4 2005, 07:34 PM']Share yo freestyle raps bout our enemies, yo.

Alrite yo, here i, here I, HERE I GO!

I smoke more weed than fuckin Ravens get outta jail free
They buy crack, and one even killed someone today
Murdered dem folks dead, i hear that his name is Ray-Ray
To get out quick, he just handed over a little green
Then went back on da field like he didn't stab those people's spleen
But I knows da truth
Same goes for his butt buddy jamall
they be bangin each other in the ass, you can hear it all through the hall
hearin dat sick shit just makes me wanna fuckin gag
If you thought Jeff Garcia was gay, wait till you see those two fags

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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[b]Gimme a Phat Beat [/b]



[i]Triflin and trickin with the Ray Ray Lewis
Stabbing and killing wit em he always screams let's do dis
Gambling and blinging with Corey the CB
Running from da popos in Baltimore de don't even chase me
On my purple gay helmet sits a purple crow
Momma got fired from da spermbank for dranking the merchandize like a ho
I live in a shit town almost as bad as cleveland
Kordell said I had a cute ass, I said stick it in den

Respect
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[b]Gimme a Phat Beat [/b]
[i]Triflin and trickin with the Ray Ray Lewis
Stabbing and killing wit em he always screams let's do dis
Gambling and blinging with Corey the CB
Running from da popos in Baltimore de don't even chase me
On my purple gay helmet sits a purple crow
Momma got fired from da spermbank for dranking the merchandize like a ho
I live in a shit town almost as bad as cleveland
Kordell said I had a cute ass, I said stick it in den

Respect
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I saw an ugly wingless bird layin down on the flo
and some dude picked it up, made it the new Raven's logo
I heard a guy took a really nasty shit that was wet
Then rubbed it over what's now known as the Brown's helmet.
Then there's this guy named Ben, who gets so much pub,
And he ain't even the best QB on his club
If ya could get an award for handin off the ball
That bitch's award would be the biggest of em muthafuckin all
The shitstains think havin Uncle Phil will bring about a change
Don't ask ME what's so fucked up in their brain
Another fat man tryin to coach around their team
But durin the game, he won't be coachin, he'll be eatin ice cream

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Well, all your dope ass rhymes are righteous as hell
But it's my turn, I got a story to tell...

The year is 05, and we're ready to go
The season before ended just short, ya know.
But we trust "Black Jesus" with control of this thing
and with a couple more draft picks, we'll have built a real team.

Pitt posted 15 wins in the year of Jerome,
But he's another year older and ought to stay home.
Our rooks are one year wiser, and prepared for it all
We got Carson, not Ben, who scared to throw the damn ball.

The Ravens are back, and they added some vets.
But Derrick Mason ain't shit, he should have went to the Jets.
Samari Rolle can't stay healthy and stay on the damn field,
and Kyle Boller, man, WHAT THE F*%K IS HIS DEAL?

Last we hit CLeveland, the mistake by the lake,
Took a chance on Garcia, found out he was a fake.
They should look long and hard to draft some many positions,
But not even Akili Smith would play under that teams conditions.

So back to the Nati and the team I call mine.
Got everyone back to try it one more time.
No loss on the D and no one left on the O
Time to treat the AFC North how we should, as our hoe!

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[quote name='Rudi is Real' date='Apr 9 2005, 10:32 PM']Well, all your dope ass rhymes are righteous as hell
But it's my turn, I got a story to tell...

The year is 05, and we're ready to go
The season before ended just short, ya know.
But we trust "Black Jesus" with control of this thing
and with a couple more draft picks, we'll have built a real team.

Pitt posted 15 wins in the year of Jerome,
But he's another year older and ought to stay home.
Our rooks are one year wiser, and prepared for it all
We got Carson, not Ben, who scared to throw the damn ball.

The Ravens are back, and they added some vets.
But Derrick Mason ain't shit, he should have went to the Jets.
Samari Rolle can't stay healthy and stay on the damn field,
and Kyle Boller, man, WHAT THE F*%K IS HIS DEAL?

Last we hit CLeveland, the mistake by the lake,
Took a chance on Garcia, found out he was a fake.
They should look long and hard to draft some many positions,
But not even Akili Smith would play under that teams conditions.

So back to the Nati and the team I call mine.
Got everyone back to try it one more time.
No loss on the D and no one left on the O
Time to treat the AFC North how we should, as our hoe!

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Damn....

YOU RIPPED DAT SHIT!!!

That was a truly magnificent post, bro. I applaud you and yo mad rhyming schemes.
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Take of the chains, homes, lemme go n rip dis shit
not in the way Garcia did when Suggs let him in it.

05
It's called "Title Town" for a reason, its bout to live up to da name
These aint yo Bengals of the 90's. No, the shits not the same
These are on the field villains, rock a fool till he's out
Not off da field villains, that's just what Ray-Ray's all bout.
Intentionally cause a concussion, make a faggot bleed through his eyes
Momma says, "not my baby!" then just watch his ass die
We don't need no weapons like Ray, or crack like Jamal
see Nate or Landon in da middle, the QB hesitates and stalls
Rudi runs it up da gut not breakin a sweat
Chad catchin every ball
CBs trippin as if the turf's always wet
Bitchburg don't want none, Ravens know they outta their zone
Cleveland don't even make the trip. Their ass just stays home.
05- now to be known as the year of the Bengal
And though a few games may end up bein battle royale's
The wins will multiply like dogs at the Puppy Corral
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browns fans talk shit cause they got no brains
instead of the browns, i call um the cleveland shitstains

jamal lewis faces criminal charges every offseason
ray lewis commits murder without motive or reason

they won 15 games, so steelers fans think their teams the hottest shit
but what about the afc championship games you ask? they just prefer losin' it
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