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Buckeye Fan Humor


Jason

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An Ohio State Buckeye fan is drinking in a New
York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the
bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Ohio
State Buckeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh
in at 25 pounds, but the Ohio fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's
about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Ohio
State Buckeye baby boy. Gonna be an Ohio State football player.'
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations
of 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks
later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't you the
father of that t ypical Ohio State Buckeye baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'Seventeen
pounds.'

The bartender is
puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!' The Ohio father takes a slow
swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,

'Had him circumcised.'
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