Ben Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 [url="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/there-can-be-too-much-of-a-choco-thing.html"]http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/0...hoco-thing.html[/url] [quote]There Can Be Too Much of a Choco Thing? [img]http://cdn.kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/benovertaco.jpg[/img] Ben Roethlisberger: UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH TOO MANY… CELEBRATION… CHOCO TACO NOT REMEMBER TO TAKE SENSIBLE BITES [Slumps over on chair] CAN’T… MOVE… [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JORtc2gAsY"]XBOX JERKSTICK[/url]…OUT OF REACH… UUUGGGGGHHHHHH SO THIS HOW THE BEN ENDS [img]http://cdn.kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kemo.jpg[/img] Chris Kemoeatu: You aren’t gonna be able to finish all those in one sitting, Ben. Let me grab one. Ben: HI FAT POLAMALU! NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T HAVE! MY SPECIAL PRIZE FOR BRINGING HOME SOOPER BOW’ [Splays himself over progressively melting pile of Choco Tacos] CHOCO TACO PILE MELLLLLTINGGGGG. MELLLLLTTTIIIINNNGGGG. OH WHAT A WORLD HARF HARF HARF THAT’S CLEVER REFERENCE [Kemoeatu takes one from the side of the pile and walks out] HMMM. OKAY. MAYBE JUST ONE MORE SNARF SNARF SNARF UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH DIDN’T HELP [Beat reporter walks in] Reporter: Whoa. Ben, you all right? Ben: FRONTSPOT… BIG HONKIN’ OWIE UUUUGGGHHHHHH Reporter: You have an injury? Where exactly? [Waves arm over torso area] Reporter: Your ribs? Ben: UUGGGGHHHHH CAN’T THINK OF RIBS TOO Reporter: Winning a Super Bowl with a rib injury? Damn. That’s incredible. I knew there was something to those X-ray rumors. Appreciate the candor. PLEASE PRAY FOR THE BEN [Passes out on pile] [Reporter leaves, files story, accepts buyout][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammorrisgotmehigh Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 [url="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=110667&id=1550569455"][img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2331/220/84/1550569455/n1550569455_155273_5657.jpg[/img][/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oftt4 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I am pretty sure I got dumber by reading that. Good thing I just grazed over it, or I would probably be in a coma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='oftt4' post='746288' date='Feb 13 2009, 10:04 PM']I am pretty sure I got dumber by reading that.[/quote] Not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='Bengal Migration' post='746310' date='Feb 13 2009, 09:11 AM']Not possible. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='746268' date='Feb 12 2009, 11:28 PM'][url="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=110667&id=1550569455"][img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2331/220/84/1550569455/n1550569455_155273_5657.jpg[/img][/url][/quote] Speaking of dumb, did Jen eat both of the Super Bowl trophies? Were they dipped in chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jh0720 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 lol what a flopper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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