Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [img]http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Nov-12-Wed-2003/photos/vigil.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/crash.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [b][i][color="blue"]This NFL.com article about Kellen Crashslow reads like a fucking Onion Parody.... I highlighted the best parts in Bold.....[/color][/i][/b] [u]Browns TE Winslow hurt in motorcycle mishap NFL.com wire reports [/u] WESTLAKE, Ohio (May 2, 2005) -- Browns tight end Kellen Winslow sustained internal injuries when he was thrown from a motorcycle, the team said. Winslow, who missed most of last season with a broken right leg, also has swelling in his right shoulder and right knee. The extent of those injuries won't be known until further tests are performed and the swelling subsides. The Browns didn't provide details of Winslow's internal injuries, but said they are not life-threatening. Winslow had complained of chest pains after he was injured May 1. Winslow is being treated at the Cleveland Clinic by the team's medical staff, Browns spokesman Bill Bonsiewicz said. He will be hospitalized overnight and there is no timetable for his release, the team said. [b]Winslow was riding in a community college parking lot when he hit a curb at about 35 mph and was thrown from the motorcycle,[/b] Westlake police Lt. Ray Arcuri said. [b]"He went over the handlebars[/b] and was real evasive about what the injuries were," Arcuri said. The 21-year-old Winslow [b]was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped on [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] and flew off his head, Arcuri said. He landed in [b]a landscaped area at the edge of the parking lot, falling hard enough to tear out a small tree[/b]. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] He and four other men were riding motorcycles in the parking lot, not far from Winslow's home in suburban Cleveland. There was no alcohol involved, Arcuri said. "The four gentlemen [b]said he was testing the bike out learning to ride[/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] ," Arcuri said. Winslow purchased the 2005 Suzuki GSX-R750 last month. [b]He could face charges of reckless operation and operating without a valid driver's license because he didn't have a learner's permit[/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//27.gif[/img] , Arcuri said. Many professional athletes have contract clauses that prohibit them from dangerous activities, including motorcycles. Browns spokeswoman Amy Palcic declined comment on whether Winslow's deal has a similar provision, saying the team doesn't release contract information. The first-round draft pick broke his right leg against Dallas in Week 2 while attempting to recover an onside kick in the final seconds. He missed the rest of his rookie season. Winslow had five receptions for 50 yards in his first two pro games. He has had two operations on the leg and said in March he expected it to be fully healed for this season. Winslow signed a six-year contract with the Browns, [b]and lost out on a multi-million bonus because of the leg injury. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [img]http://www.johnnyblade29.com/images/crash.jpg[/img] [i]Dear Asshole, I hope I don't have to point out the beautiful irony at work here. You are a spoiled, self centered, piece of shit, shit talking, good for nothing, asshole with an inflated ego, and now a punctured kidney to boot. You have been comparing yourself to real soldiers for so long that fate decided to let you have the injury of one. None of this was an accident you deserve every bit of it,.... you took a chance at fame and millions and turned it into a "what coulda been" situation where now you will most likely never play again. You got a huge ego off the fact that you could run and catch a circular object but yet you couldn't read, you bragged about how dominant you were as you ran around wearing body glitter (true story) and never proved an ounce of it on the field, and now you lie in a hospital room with few visitors (especially your team mates who know you are an asshole) and watch your lousy pathetic ass team fail without you. Don't worry they would have failed with you but now it is sweeter..... Love BJ[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [b][color="orange"]The Dawg Talk board banned me for my Winslow Pics .... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_dish Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Haha what a fuck stick. Karma is a bitch shithead. Try a tricycle next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [img]http://www.bengalholic.com/files/brownsfan7.jpg[/img] [i]"All my hopes and dreams are shattered....."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 It's ok Queefland .... show them how you feel .... [img]http://www.bengalholic.com/files/bottlethrowing.jpg[/img] Thats my little inbreds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 BJ I love the Pic in the sig, Id be willing to bet you get kicked off after 1 post of it on dawgtalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [img]http://img74.echo.cx/img74/9654/souljah3zu.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 [quote name='BengalsOwn' date='May 3 2005, 07:32 PM'][img]http://img74.echo.cx/img74/9654/souljah3zu.jpg[/img] [right][post="87762"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 [img]http://xs27.xs.to/pics/05182/KellenScooter.jpg[/img] [img]http://xs27.xs.to/pics/05182/Winsekwheel.jpg[/img] [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/friscoaggie/THE/winslow_gd.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 [quote name='BengalsOwn' date='May 3 2005, 06:32 PM'][img]http://img74.echo.cx/img74/9654/souljah3zu.jpg[/img] [right][post="87762"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Wow. Own. That was unbelievably hilarious. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natifanatic Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 [quote][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/friscoaggie/THE/winslow_gd.jpg[/img] [right][post="87919"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] I literally fell out of my chair laughing at this one. GREAT pic!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jophis Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='May 3 2005, 02:42 AM'][img]http://www.bengalholic.com/files/brownsfan7.jpg[/img] [i]"All my hopes and dreams are shattered....."[/i] [right][post="87430"][/post][/right][/quote] OMFG.... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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