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[color="#A0522D"][size="6"][i]"This whole town and its people smell like ass"[/i][/size][/color]
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Cleveland sucks, but so does LeBlow McKing Of Drama.

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[color="#FF8C00"][size="7"]"Time to escape the mistake on the lake"[/size][/color][/center]

You are invited! Tonight come to Cleveland for the World's Largest Pity Party with special host Dan Gilbert. Activities will include: open tryouts for the Cavs and a LeBron James pinata. Trade in your James jersey for a jersey of another Cavs great, like...umm...uhh..nevermind. Sponsored by Kleenex and Jim Beam. RSVP by calling 6-3-00.

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You are invited! Tonight come to Cleveland for the World's Largest Pity Party with special host Dan Gilbert. Activities will include: open tryouts for the Cavs and a LeBron James pinata. Trade in your James jersey for a jersey of another Cavs great, like...umm...uhh..nevermind. Sponsored by Kleenex and Jim Beam. RSVP by calling 6-3-00.
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Serious question about CLeveland...what is up with their whining? I don't live anywhere near the area so don't know but shit there is a whole lot of "woe is me" engrained there. If I see one more replay or mention of Jordan's shot I'll puke. It was in the 1st round of the playoffs and they were not going to win the title that year regardless. Get over it.

Had they put better players around James (not Antwan jamison and a decrepit Shaq) they wouldn't be in this spot.

I dont live in the area either so I can only go by what they are showing on ESPN and such.

[size="4"][b]Patrick Hruby of ESPN wrote his own "Open Letter" to Cav's Owner Dan Gilbert ...

Some [color="#FF0000"]brilliant[/color] excerpts ... [/b][/size]


[quote]Dear Dan Gilbert, Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Today, Likely Passed Out in a Puddle of Bile and Tears,

Stop burning jerseys, misusing quotation marks for sarcastic effect and writing angry break-up letters in highly-professional 20-point Comic Sans font.

The homegrown "Chosen One" dropped an [i]it's not you, it's me [/i] on your collective heads, and he did it during a humiliating prime-time special.

In losing LeBron, you've kept your souls. Retained your unique identity. Cemented your status as the Beautiful Losers of American sports.

If you didn't live in Cleveland, I'd envy you.

But for you? The Beautiful Losers?

Failure is noble. Literary. Sisyphean. Special. It's spectacular and mythic, like the Cuyahoga River catching fire or the director's cut of "Showgirls." It inspires beautiful, near-perfect sentences like this:

[b]"[Cleveland is] the unpromised land, the town where dreams go to die, the city whose battered fans know that however ugly things get, they'll get worse. They always have ... "[/b]

And pitch-perfect self-loathing gags like this:

Q: What are the two things you will never see in Cleveland?

A: A victory parade and the sky.

Losing is your answer to the Force. It surrounds you, flows through you, grants order and meaning to your world. It's a cosmic toy, a psychological crutch, what Gilbert calls a dreaded spell.

Everyone else's athletic disappointments are confined to history's dustbin; yours become the basis for an extended, totally unprintable joke sequence in "Hot Tub Time Machine."

No more childish tantrums because a 25-year-old guy who has lived and worked in Northeast Ohio his entire life decides that Dwyane Wade is a more talented running mate than Mo Williams, and that cabanas and topless supermodels beat combustible waterways and a deeper appreciation for "Major League."

You're the only people in America who can get dumped by a gorgeous girl and blame everything on a painful-yet-comforting cosmic order that also decrees that Earnest Byner fumbles at the goal line, while the rest of us know it just means she found a rich guy with better hair.

Sleep well, Cleveland. Even if you're covered in kerosene and vomit.[/quote]


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/100709_dan_gilbert_open_letter&sportCat=nba

bwhahahahha

[quote]Q: What are the two things you will never see in Cleveland?

A: A victory parade and the sky. [/quote]

That is hilarious.

I have no idea who Patrick Hruby is, but he's brilliant.

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[color="#A0522D"][size="5"][i]"LeBron was 65 % of our cities GDP ... and had 22 % of our teeth"[/i][/size][/color][/center]

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[center]Wonderful title for the post.
Here is an actual picture of LeBro(w)n actually leaving the shithole.[/center]

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this is hilarious