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so im one of the ones who didnt instantly forget and forgive chad being a fucking cunt 2 years ago.....

but on his show.. with the 85 bitches.. he said..

"i havent seen this many girls on a football field.... since the last time we played the steelers"


bravo sir...

bravo...
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[quote name='CJandRudiJ' date='11 July 2010 - 09:41 PM' timestamp='1278906068' post='896691']
Entourage tonight mentioned the bengals sweeping the steelers last year...pretty sweet.
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i have never seen this show.. everyone says its awesome..
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i have never seen this show.. everyone says its awesome..
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I like it...it was really good the first few seasons, kinda got a little worse but I still enjoy it.

In tonights episode Ari Gold (Jeremy pivens character) is trying to work a tv deal for the NFL and Jerry Jones and a few other guys came in, and some girl that works for Ari goes "Lee Gordon (whoever that is) I cant talk to you, cause you work for the steelers and Im a bengals girl from Cincinnati." And this Lee gordon guy was like "Well you swept us last year".
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[quote name='GoBengals' date='11 July 2010 - 09:22 PM' timestamp='1278904958' post='896685']
ok this show turned into almost unwatchable immediately after.
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Six vodka drinks made the second viewing a little more bearable for me. Glad I was sober for the stealers comment though. Pure gold that was.
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[quote name='Missya15' date='11 July 2010 - 11:53 PM' timestamp='1278910390' post='896694']
Via Twitter!

OGOchoCinco

Damn I just got in a fight with the bouncer, them damn boxing sessions got me on point, at least the police let me keep tweetin n the car

I hope hes joking lol
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[size="5"][b]Ochocinco claims he got arrested, later calls it a "all a joke"[/b]
[/size]Posted by Mike Florio on July 12, 2010 8:04 AM ET

Bengals receiver [url="http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=NFL&id=2544"]Chad Ochocinco[/url] apparently was feeling a little more mischievous than usual last night, what with the premiere of his new VH1 dating show, of which we saw just enough to conclude we never want to see any more. So the attention monger tried to monger up some more attention via Twitter, posting entries that suggested he was arrested after getting into a fight with a bouncer at a New York Club.

He claimed that he friend let him outside and "they [url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/18328029157"]won't let me in without my I.D.[/url] the bouncer talkin bout JETS JETS JETS." Chad later claimed "I just [url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/18330331158"]got in a fight with the bouncer[/url], them damn boxing sessions got me on point." He implied that he'd been arrested by saying "at least the police let me keep tweetin n the car?"

But then Chad claimed that he and the NYPD officers are "[url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/18330722415"]so awesome we are all headed to Starbucks[/url] after we drop the bouncer off at the police station for assault on me." (At that point, it should have been obvious to anyone with an IQ of higher than 25 that Chad was making it all up.)

Chad later directed at tweet at Commissioner Roger Goodell: "[url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/18331293554"]Dad everything is ok[/url] here in NY, I have the situation under control, I turned the other cheek but he kept provoking me, thanks."

Then, this morning, Chad claimed it was "[url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/18345626544"]all a joke[/url]," explaining "that's the power of twitter."

The message? Believe nothing that Ochocinco ever puts on his Twitter page, even if it's under the heading of "OCNN BREAKING NEWS," like when he suggested last week that LeBron James was [url="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/17964214624"]going to end up[/url] in the place where Chad supposedly got himself arrested last night.




[url="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/12/ochocinco-claims-he-got-arrested-later-calls-it-a-all-a-joke/"]http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/12/ochocinco-claims-he-got-arrested-later-calls-it-a-all-a-joke/[/url]
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[size="5"][b]I watched this so you don't have to[/b]
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I've helped cover the [url="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/CIN"]Bengals[/url] the last several years, so I've gotten to know [url="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/players/playerpage/235222"]Chad Ochocinco[/url] a little better than most. I've recorded his outlandish quotes, I've covered his antics, I've been blown off with the rest of the media corps when he's in one of his surly moods.

Mostly, I'm a little jaded by him. When the Bengals starred in last year's [i]Hard Knocks[/i] on HBO, I had a few friends who, after watching him and his winning personality, immediately became big Ochocinco fans. They hadn't been exposed to him before – except for the end zone dances – and because he is funny and charming, he reeled them into his world.

Now, he's become a reality TV superstar. He was on [i]Dancing with the Stars[/i] this spring, but overall, that didn't seem to go very well. Now, he's starring in his own reality dating show, [i]The Ultimate Catch[/i] , on VH1.

I've decided to watch the premiere and blog a review. Let me warn you: I'm a little tired of Ochocinco's act, but I'll remain as objective as I can be. Needless to say, this show is going to have to impress me in order for me to give it a positive review. Remember, I'm watching this so you don't have to.

-Oh lord, it's a 90-minute premiere. I was hoping for an hour-long show. Tops. How much Ochocinco can one man take on a Sunday night?

-Looks like he's going to be playing the narrator to his show, facing the camera with a cardigan sweater and a tie. Kind of like hip Mr. Rogers. Anyway, he's explaining the two catch phrases he's known for – "Child, please" and "Kiss the Baby." But if he's so well known for them, why does he have to explain what they mean?

-We're starting out at the Rose Bowl, where 85 attractive women are pretending to stretch in the locker room in their short shorts and midriff-revealing jerseys before they go out to meet Ochocinco on the field. They're told they'll go through a mini-camp before Ochocinco cuts down the roster to 17.

- [url="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/players/playerpage/492890"]Bernard Berrian[/url], [url="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/MIN"]Vikings[/url] WR, is apparently along for the ride. He's like The Ultimate Catch's Chris Harrison. I wonder what catch phrases Berrian is known for?

-There's no question that Ochocinco can be a funny guy. Witness his comment when he first sees the 85 ladies that are "trying out" to be his ultimate catch: "I haven't seen this many girls on the football field since the last time we played the [url="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/PIT"]Steelers[/url]."

-Wow, that's cold. He looks at a few of the girls once, and he tells them they're cut. They're not even done stretching, and girls are running off the field because they've been axed. He cuts 17 girls at first glance. Then, he calls a bunch into a huddle, only to cut them all.

-You've gotta like Jasmine's honesty: "I'm about to s--- a 12 ½ pound baby, I'm so nervous."

-The drills Ochocinco are running include: the hugging station (with blocking sleds that have Ochocinco's picture where his face should be), the end zone dance, and the trash talking zone. Ochocinco was right when he said this show was all about dignity and grace. Like when No. 81 straddles the blocking sled and pretends to hump the pretend Ochocinco. Needless to say, Ochocinco cuts her immediately.

-Ten minutes in, and my wife has exited the room. She's had enough. And she LOVES dating shows.

-When I was a waiter in high school, I had this theory: if you were a bad server, the customer would leave you a crappy tip. But if you were a REALLY bad server, you'd get 20 percent or more. Emma just proved my theory correct. She can't catch a football, and she admits she doesn't dance well. But Ochocinco kind of digs that about her and confirms that she's made his first cut.

-Good thing. Jasmine won't have to s--- that 12 ½ pound baby after all. She's made the first cut. I think Jasmine might be the early blog favorite.

-Uh oh, Jasmine is already starting trouble, trying to save a bed for one of her friends, even though there's clearly a red purse from another woman already on the bed. Says Jasmine, "You're about to wake up with a face full of lipstick on your eyebrows." Exactly.

-Looks like Ochocinco is doing this NCAA tournament bracket style. Funny story, that's actually how I chose my wife.

-Stereotype No. 2 (after Jasmine's stereotype No. 1): Katie, the ranch girl who likes to chew straw in her teeth and who can't dance because "I'm white."

-Terrell Owens makes a non-surprising surprise appearance. Why is he here? Oh yeah, he has a reality show on this very same network.

-You have to admit the five-piece band is a nice touch.

-So much for Owens as Ochocinco's wingman. He's actually hitting on some of the women at the house. Hmm, that's actually pretty intriguing. I wonder if the cameras for Owens' show are rolling as well.

-It's interesting that when Ochocinco is talking to these girls, he's crossing his arms across his chest. He's either a little withdrawn or he's a little nervous.

-Berrien asks Lisa why she thinks Ochocinco is going to pick her? "I travel all the time. I'm very pretty. I don't know if it's bad or good." Then, she tells some nonsensical story about being hit with a bottle rocket, which set her hair on fire. This show is equal parts ridiculous and awesome. Well, not equal parts, but you know.

-When Courtney sits on Ochocinco's lap in front of the fire, I'm not sure I've ever seen a reality show star who's participating in his own dating show look so uncomfortable.

-Jasmine can not believe that Candice went outside with Owens – who asks for her phone number. Jasmine is shocked. Just shocked. But you can't outfox Candice. She knows there are cameras all around. She refuses Owens' advances.

-Somehow, I look up and my wife is back in the room watching. She allows that the women on this show make the girls on the Bachelor look brilliant.

-Owens confesses to Ochocinco about him and Candice, and how that maybe Candice would have given up her number if there weren't cameras all around. Ochocinco is shocked. Just shocked.

-So I'm confused. The winner gets the huge diamond ring, and … what? Is that it? I didn't expect Ochocinco to drop to a knee or anything, but all they get is an expensive ring? At least Bret Michaels offers the possibility of love.

-The bracket comes into play as we near the show's end. Ochocinco is picking the girls he likes best, No. 1 through No. 16, and I guess they'll compete against each other one-on-one. No. 17 is done. How would it feel to be, say, girl No. 15? Probably not great. But hey, you survive into the second show of the season.

-And No. 17 and the one who's out: Cynthia, who somehow annoyed Ochocinco with how much she talked. Yep, she's got to go.

-The final review: Well, it's no Rock of Love/I Love New York/Flavor of Love; it's actually a bit classier than that. It was what I expected. A show that's a little stupid featuring a guy who loves the camera (but isn't necessarily all that dynamic in front of it), but it was somewhat entertaining. The person who came off the best in this show (except, of course, for Jasmine). Bernard Berrian. Maybe he should have his own dating show. Or at least his own catch phrase.


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It was kinda silly, but it wasn't trashy like all the other shows on VH1.


and that report from awhile back seems accurate. The 17 girls were pre-selected, Chad didn't choose any black women but the producers forced him to pick 2, so he picked the two most ghetto one's there.
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[size="5"][b][color="#000000"]Chad Ochocinco's greatest hits[/color][/b]
[/size]July, 12, 2010 By James Walker

To no surprise, [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=cin"][color="#608fd6"]Cincinnati Bengals[/color][/url] Pro Bowl receiver [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2584"][color="#225db7"]Chad Ochocinco[/color][/url] is [url="http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/13948/ochocinco-ravens-not-better-than-us"][color="#225db7"]talking a lot of trash[/color][/url] this offseason.

Here is a recent sample from Ochocinco's greatest hits collection: [list][*]"Man, I haven't seen this many girls on a football field since the last time we played the Steelers." [i]-- from the VH1 dating show "The Ultimate Catch"[/i][*]"We got better than them. They're not better than us. The Ravens? I mean, what have they done?" [i]-- from last month's mandatory minicamp[/i][*]"Yeah, that's my homeboy, but then [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=4512"][color="#225db7"]Anquan Boldin[/color][/url] has to go against the No. 4 defense that was ranked last year. Last time I checked, we destroyed their defense. We added to ours, but we still have the better defense." [i]-- also from last month's minicamp[/i][*]"A Super Bowl ring. I believe that Super Bowl ring will be this year."[i] -- from last week's radio interview with Dan Patrick[/i][/list]
Ochocinco is no stranger to providing bulletin-board material. Last year he predicted [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4269629"][color="#225db7"]Cincinnati would make the playoffs[/color][/url] -- and [url="http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/14096/props-to-chad-ochocinco"][color="#225db7"]he was correct.[/color][/url]

Can Ocho back up the brash trash talk on the field again in 2010?




[url="http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/14681/chad-ochocincos-greatest-hits"]http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/14681/chad-ochocincos-greatest-hits[/url]
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Not exactly Masterpiece Theater, is it?

The Ocho's dating show, "The Ultimate Catch," debuted Sunday night on VH1, with Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco cutting his field of 85 women down to a very sweet 16. Congrats to the Ocho for making a niche outside football, but we still like to watch him best on Sunday afternoons.

It began in the Rose Bowl with drills like trash-talking and end-zone dances. It ended 90 minutes later with The Ocho seeding the women one through 16 to set up the rest of the series. I already forgot the name of the top seed, but I am keeping up with his tweets and it sounds like his boxing workouts are as intense as ever as he vows to be in top shape for the upcoming season.

As last month's minicamp broke, one of his fellow receivers wondered if The Ocho would save him one. But there were no Bengals and no Cincinnati girls.

That's about all you need to know, except that T.O. tried to get a phone number from one of the girls and The Ocho still let her advance.

More than anything, to me at least, the show got the wheels turning about the competition at the Bengals wide receiver spot. The only way they can keep seven receivers is if they kept only two quarterbacks and that is a longshot unless J.T. O'Sullivan or Jordan Palmer totally implode in preseason. And they have shown no signs of that.

So figure six, and nothing has changed since last month with everybody on the bubble but The Ocho, Antonio Bryant, Andre Caldwell and Jordan Shipley.

The public backlash against Caldwell has been sharper than how the coaches view him. They think he came back in excellent shape and played faster than any of the receivers in the spring, in large part because he's so comfortable with the offense in his third season. The guy plays all three spots, is physical, and can run. Maybe he's not one of your top two receivers, but you just don't throw away guys like that, either.

There is concern about Bryant's knee, which knocked him out of a couple of the last minicamp practices after he worked all spring. But the thinking is he'll be OK because they'll back him off. He did play last year on it after he missed the first month of the season and while he caught just 39 balls in the middle of the Bucs quarterback mess and coaching snafus, they still like the fact he averaged 15.4 yards per catch. So look for him only once in the two-a-days, and he'll probably get some Fridays off once the season starts.

But it is not really six they're cutting to. It is five that are going to be active on Sunday and three of the guys conceivably have to help them on special teams. That would not appear to be Matt Jones, Jerome Simpson, or Terrell Owens for that matter.

You have to think the closest Batman and Robin will come to teaming up this year is this past Sunday night. The money, the fit, the age (36) makes less sense than when T.O. visited back in March

The fifth guy could very well be punt returner Quan Cosby. Shipley might be able to do it, but if he plays a bunch from scrimmage he'll need help and Cosby is merely coming off the Bengals' best return season in 25 years.

It is hard to see both Jones and Simpson making it. But you could also see either one getting a spot because they do provide the best deep threats beyond The Ocho. The edge would have to go to Jones over Simpson because of his experience and the fact that the Bengals could use his college quarterback skills in some kind of Wildcat.

You'd have to think the favorite for the sixth spot is sixth-rounder Dez Briscoe. He didn't do much in the spring because of hamstring problems, but the kid was 20 when they drafted him and he worked enough that they were impressed with how smoothly he ran routes. He's got good size, speed, and has the big upside, as they say. If they try to get him to the practice squad, you have to assume somebody takes him off waivers.

The Ocho and Briscoe are bookends of eras. Briscoe became a Bengals fan the week Chad Johnson guaranteed a victory over the undefeated Chiefs. Dez was 14. The Ocho has since taken that Joe Willie moment from nearly seven years ago to the next level and you have to take your hat off to him. He's become bigger than big. You've got to credit him for realizing that disgruntled superstar (2008) doesn't cash as well off the field as a smile and nine touchdowns (2009).

But the real Ultimate Catch would be The Ocho handing down his DBs knowledge and line-of-scrimmage experience to a kid like Briscoe that grew up watching him play. Chad would have no problem with that. We've known for more than seven years that Chad will talk to anyone willing to listen.

They've got a date.




[url="http://blogs.bengals.com/2010/07/12/ultimate-catch/"]http://blogs.bengals.com/2010/07/12/ultimate-catch/[/url]
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From a Stealers fan . . .



[b][size="5"]Chad Ochocinco Takes A Jab At Steelers, Presumably Forgetting He's On VH1[/size][/b]
by [url="http://pittsburgh.sbnation.com/authors/pete-wilmoth"][b][color="#222222"]Pete Wilmoth[/color][/b][/url] • Jul 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT

[indent]Man, I haven't seen this many girls on a football field since the last time we played the Steelers.

[/indent]That's what Cincinnati Bengals [s]loudmouth[/s] wide receiver Chad Ochocinco said on "Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch," a new reality (and I use that term loosely) series on VH1 that involves Ochocinco sifting through (you guessed it) 85 potential mates.

Even as a Steelers fan, I actually find Ochocinco's antics pretty amusing. Especially [url="http://bal.scout.com/2/461213.html"][b][color="#000000"]his 2005 checklist[/color][/b][/url] that determined, postgame, whether or not opposing cornerbacks were able to cover him. (The answer, of course was always "no.") Or more recently, when the receiver [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWGoSc28B1M&feature=related"][b][color="#000000"]raced a horse[/color][/b][/url] for charity.

I guess the zinger guided at the Steelers is [i]kind of[/i] funny – even if it's a little sexist. Still, I can't help but wonder if Ochocinco isn't familiar with the old saying: "Those in [s]glass houses[/s] mortifying dating shows on VH1 that cater to the lowest intellectual denominator shouldn't throw stones."




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[quote name='oldschooler' date='12 July 2010 - 06:54 PM' timestamp='1278975280' post='896776']
From a Stealers fan . . .



[b][size="5"]Chad Ochocinco Takes A Jab At Steelers, Presumably Forgetting He's On VH1[/size][/b]
by [url="http://pittsburgh.sbnation.com/authors/pete-wilmoth"][b][color="#222222"]Pete Wilmoth[/color][/b][/url] • Jul 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT

[indent]Man, I haven't seen this many girls on a football field since the last time we played the Steelers.

[/indent]That's what Cincinnati Bengals [s]loudmouth[/s] wide receiver Chad Ochocinco said on "Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch," a new reality (and I use that term loosely) series on VH1 that involves Ochocinco sifting through (you guessed it) 85 potential mates.

Even as a Steelers fan, I actually find Ochocinco's antics pretty amusing. Especially [url="http://bal.scout.com/2/461213.html"][b][color="#000000"]his 2005 checklist[/color][/b][/url] that determined, postgame, whether or not opposing cornerbacks were able to cover him. (The answer, of course was always "no.") Or more recently, when the receiver [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWGoSc28B1M&feature=related"][b][color="#000000"]raced a horse[/color][/b][/url] for charity.

I guess the zinger guided at the Steelers is [i]kind of[/i] funny – even if it's a little sexist. Still, I can't help but wonder if Ochocinco isn't familiar with the old saying: "Those in [s]glass houses[/s] mortifying dating shows on VH1 that cater to the lowest intellectual denominator shouldn't throw stones."




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This clearly is not from a steelers fan, it has several multisyllable words. :D

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