Arkansas Bengal Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [url="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d821043d1/article/these-six-should-be-tried-for-crimes-against-the-nfl?module=HP11_content_stream"]NFL.com[/url] [b]These six should be tried for crimes against the NFL[/b] Wednesday is the 37th anniversary of when the House Judiciary Committee passed the first article of impeachment against President Richard Nixon stemming from the fallout of the Watergate scandal. Although I fear that I have already lost a great majority of you who only know Nixon because one of the bank robbers wore his mask in the movie, [i]Point Break[/i]. Nixon eventually resigned because of crimes against America. But it's high time that somebody starts to impeach some of those in the NFL for crimes against the game. And trust me, there is a long list of names that barely avoided this dubious honor, including Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, the halftime organizer, the creator of the pink jersey and D-fense sign guy. (Don't get cocky, though, there could easily be a part two.) With that in mind, here are six (for now) people who should be impeached for crimes against the NFL. And without further ado … [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/a_smith_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]6. A.J. Smith[/b] Fans in San Diego have disdain for coach Norv Turner. But I cannot be mad at Turner for the same reasons I cannot be mad at my dog for not being able to program the DVR. The blame instead should go to the guy who is calling the shots, Smith, who gets way too much credit for landing [url="http://www.nfl.com/players/philiprivers/profile?id=RIV651634"]Philip Rivers[/url]. [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/m_brown_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]5. Mike Brown[/b] We are sure that Mike Brown really is a direct descendent of the late Paul Brown, right? Because when Paul Brown was in charge, the Bengals went to two Super Bowls. The Mike Brown-era has been associated with long stretches of losing, embarrassing off-the-field problems and now the face of the franchise would rather retire than return to Cincinnati. [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/r_seacreast_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]4. Anybody who shows up at a Super Bowl party for the commercials[/b] Granted, I haven't been to a Super Bowl party for a while, but the last one I did attend was marred by a guy who wanted to yap during the game, but shushed people during the commercials. Almost fittingly, this guy claimed to be a [url="http://www.nfl.com/teams/sanfrancisco49ers/profile?team=SF"]San Francisco 49ers[/url] fan, which made things clearer for me. [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/j_buck_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]3. Joe Buck[/b] Anybody work with a relative of the boss who -- during most work days -- displays a condescending attitude that shows that he would rather be anyplace in the world other than work? That's Buck on your typical NFL Sunday broadcast. And to you people in Los Angeles who don't want a team to return so you can get that third game (between CBS and FOX), realize that the third game we typical get is called by Buck. [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/b_petrino_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]2. Bobby Petrino[/b] Running out on your team is horrible. Running out on your team with a "Dear [url="http://www.nfl.com/players/deangelohall/profile?id=HAL268837"]DeAngelo Hall[/url] letter?" -- Absolutely shameful. Well, not as shameful as his attempt to do the Arkansas fight song, but shameful nonetheless. Any success that Petrino enjoys -- in college or pro -- is an affront to the game of football and America. [img]http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/g_frontiere_110727_80.jpg[/img] [b]1. Georgia Frontiere[/b] Obviously Madame Ram would be impeached posthumously, but it is clearly deserved. Although former commissioner Paul Tagliabue deserves a lot of the blame, too, for allowing all of this to happen on his watch -- and this is why he should never be in the Hall of Fame. But by starting with Frontiere, we can also start working to posthumously impeach the late Bob Irsay, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriZENry Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Finally some hate for Joe Buck, thought I was the only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Frontiere won a superbowl. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 So owners like Modell and Bud Adams are better than those listed above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Bengal Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Yeah and fuck Bobby Petrino. He and Carson are both QUITTERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='kriZENry' timestamp='1311820078' post='1004923'] Finally some hate for Joe Buck, thought I was the only one! [/quote] No, sir. I can't stand the guy. Haven't been able to listen to his crap since Randy Moss "mooned" the Packer fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 everyone hates joe buck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphead Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 I was at a douchey super bowl party last year where everyone gathered around the TV for the halftime concert to see the Black fucking Eyed Peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='saphead' timestamp='1311858638' post='1005130'] I was at a douchey super bowl party last year where everyone gathered around the TV for the halftime concert to see the Black fucking Eyed Peas. [/quote] Well, as far as JOJO is concerned "I got a feeling.... that tonights gonna be a good night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='GoBengals' timestamp='1311820359' post='1004934'] everyone hates joe buck [/quote] True. Especially Troy Aikman. You can tell that he's constantly inches away from punching him in the face. Or at least that's what I keep hoping for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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