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http://www.muscleprodigy.com/the-top-100-most-jacked-nfl-football-players-part-1-arcl-1985.html

Good to see he made this list. Maybe he can finally put his muscles to good use! AJ Green an honorable mention? He's probably more ripped up than 1/4 of these guys. Am I the only one who thinks that?
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[quote name='whodey24k' timestamp='1321058071' post='1060653']
That website is the closest I have ever been to looking at gay porn
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Hey now, there is nothing remotely gay about enjoying looking at muscular men's bodies. It's especially not gay if those muscular men are covered in baby oil, and even less gay than that if they are wearing speedos. It is also absolutely not gay if they shave their entire bodies first. The only thing that could make it even more not gay is if they were flexing said oil-covered, speedo-clad, hairless muscular bodies to the beat of some hi-nrg house music, which is also not gay at all.

It's almost as not gay as this fellow:

[img]http://www.pattybrdarphoto.com/Steelers/008_2009_McBeam.jpg[/img]


Who I'm certain is taking part in a parade celebrating diversity and not anything even tangentially gay. Also, that steel beam is in no way a metaphor for anything phallic (that means schlong), because that would be pretty doggone gay, to be carrying around a big symbolic erection in a parade. Or say, one that isn't even symbolic.


[img]http://oursurprisingworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/parade_penis_festival_in_japan_03.jpg[/img]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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[quote name='T-Dub' timestamp='1321060718' post='1060662']

Hey now, there is nothing remotely gay about enjoying looking at muscular men's bodies. It's especially not gay if those muscular men are covered in baby oil, and even less gay than that if they are wearing speedos. It is also absolutely not gay if they shave their entire bodies first. The only thing that could make it even more not gay is if they were flexing said oil-covered, speedo-clad, hairless muscular bodies to the beat of some hi-nrg house music, which is also not gay at all.

It's almost as not gay as this fellow:

[img]http://www.pattybrdarphoto.com/Steelers/008_2009_McBeam.jpg[/img]


Who I'm certain is taking part in a parade celebrating diversity and not anything even tangentially gay. Also, that steel beam is in no way a metaphor for anything phallic (that means schlong), because that would be pretty doggone gay, to be carrying around a big symbolic erection in a parade. Or say, one that isn't even symbolic.


[img]http://oursurprisingworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/parade_penis_festival_in_japan_03.jpg[/img]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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:lol:

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Good to see he made this list. Maybe he can finally put his muscles to good use! AJ Green an honorable mention? He's probably more ripped up than 1/4 of these guys. Am I the only one who thinks that?
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Does he give you a boner?
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