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[size=5][color=#6699ff][b]Matt:[/b][/color] [i]"Don't feel bad about the ginger rug up top man ... [/i][/size][/center][center][i][size=5]I'm balder than Carson Palmer's balls."[/size][/i][/center]
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[size=5][color=#6699ff][b]Matt:[/b][/color] [i]"What can I say man, you're a fuckin monsta[/i][/size][i][size=5]. [/size][/i][i][size=5]I think you should go on my [/size][/i][/center][center][i][size=5]sister-in-law's show and give the whole View cast the orange anaconda."[/size][/i][/center]
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[size=5][color=#6699ff][b]Matt:[/b][/color] [i]"Some media whores are Tebow disciples, but today [/i][/size][/center][center][size=5][i]I got an up close look at the real Messiah[/i][/size][i][size=5]."[/size][/i][/center]
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[size=5][color=#ff3300][b]Andy:[/b][/color] [i]"Are you wearing lipstick Matt? Are you? [/i][/size][/center][center][size=5][i]Well I hope so, because I just fucked your team in the ass![/i][/size][i][size=5]"[/size][/i][/center]
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[size=5][color=#ff3300][b]Andy:[/b][/color] [i]"Really Matt? Eye make up at night and a backwards hat? [/i][/size][/center][center][size=5][i]Aren't you like 40? And don't touch me.[/i][/size][i][size=5]"[/size][/i][/center]
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"Know my name now, bitch?"




(hasselbeck was interviewed earlier in the week and didn't know Dalton's name)
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[font=comic sans ms,cursive][size=5]Gee, Andy, I wish I had a great Offensive Coordinator like you do.[/size][/font][/center]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' timestamp='1320737049' post='1058637']
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Why do you have that cheat sheet on your wrist, wouldn't it be easier just to memorize the plays?
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[quote name='Numbers' timestamp='1320764295' post='1058713']

Yes, that is who said "When you win, say nothing, when you lose, say less."
I think its appropriate in this situation.
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Yep, and I was agreeing with you and hope you don't mind the enhancement.
Classic quote from a classic coach and thank you for adding it to the tread.
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[size=5]Hasselbeck looking past Andy and thinking to himself: "Damn that Crocker fella has a nice ass!"[/size][/center]
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[quote name='High School Harry' timestamp='1320773146' post='1058789']
Yep, and I was agreeing with you and hope you don't mind the enhancement.
Classic quote from a classic coach and thank you for adding it to the tread.
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I enjoy many of his quotes and usually I will cite the author. You picked up my slack and also showed a neat picture to go along with it. Thanks.
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[size=5]Hasselbeck looking past Andy and thinking to himself: "Damn that Crocker fella has a nice ass!"[/size]

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He does appear to be looking beyond Dalton. Nicely played sir.

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[size=5]Hasselbeck looking past Andy and thinking to himself: "Damn that Crocker fella has a nice ass!"[/size]

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now the question is, out of all the players on the team, why did SF2 choose Crocker's ass? :39:[/center]

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