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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 10:26 AM']I hate the stoolers and the murdering ratbirds,but the bungholes crack me up.You guys will never make the playoffs this year.At the very most,and this is being kind,your a lucky 3rd behind the stoolers and ratbirds.

I hear all you buttholes talkin alot of smack,but face it, the pressure is all on your pathetic franchise.It's your 3rd year under your new coach,and if you fail again you will continue to be the joke in the nfl.Why do I say PATHETIC,well it the only FRANCHISE that sued there FANS to keep them buying seats.Most of your sold out games come from other fans buying out your seats(that had 30m in repairs new)because you can't even build  a new stadium correct. :crazy:

I also here you braggin about all this high draft picks,and all your talent.The best team wins,remember that..I love your attitude!! Just because you draft high does not mean you will win.Those picks tie up alot of money,and it doesn't guarantee you nothing for future seasons except cap problems.

You guys shouldn't have that much of a problem,your used to losing year after year. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] a 500 season for you guys is like the superbowl.

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] snap shot of your 2005 season after not making it in the playoffs again for the 3rd year.
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just go fuck yourself cause obviously your just mad cause your team is the TURDS, and our stadium is no longer full of TURDS fans or any other team. The jungle is back bitch and i can't wait to shut your fucking team the fuck up on week one. Now i gotta go to the bathroom to take the browns to the superbowl [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

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Jamie dont ban him for talking shit in the smack forum....thats what its there for! Dont make us like all the other websites that ban posters because they dont agree with our views. He should only be banned if he makes personal attacks. Be a wise moderator.
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[quote name='Beaker' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:04 PM']Jamie dont ban him for talking shit in the smack forum....thats what its there for! Dont make us like all the other websites that ban posters because they dont agree with our views. He should only be banned if he makes personal attacks. Be a wise moderator.
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Beaker thats exacly what Im saying, Im not gonna ban him unless the attacks are personal, so far he's made two towards the people of cincinnati and this board, believe me Im not trying to be the board nazzi here.
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:17 PM']I guess I'll find a real smack board.You can dish out all kind of personal smack about cleveland,but threaten to ban somebody that can smack back.I'm sorry I hurt your whittle feelingsjava script:emoticon(' [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] ')
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[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img] :rolleyes:

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I went to the website and these are some quotes

"Will the Bengal’s finally get over the hump? I think so… They will have one of the best offenses in the NFL this year… Their defense has improved as well…"

"This is the year of the Bengals... I think their offense is good enough to carry this team going into this season..."

"I like Cincinnati's chances (despite my hatred for them). "

"Sadly, Cleveland finishes last at 5-11."

"Cleveland finishing ahead of Cincinnati is a pipe drream."

"I feel a close race with the Bengals for the division crown. 3 teams get in the playoffs: Pitts, Balt, Cinci."

And the only one who thought the browns would finish ahead of the bengals was a browns fan himself. I thought you said everyone thought we were losers and sucked on that site. Its quite the contrary
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[quote name='chad7elevenjohnson' date='Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM']I went to the website and these are some quotes

"Will the Bengal’s finally get over the hump? I think so… They will have one of the best offenses in the NFL this year… Their defense has improved as well…"

"This is the year of the Bengals... I think their offense is good enough to carry this team going into this season..."

"I like Cincinnati's chances (despite my hatred for them). "

"Sadly, Cleveland finishes last at 5-11."

"Cleveland finishing ahead of Cincinnati is a pipe drream."

"I feel a close race with the Bengals for the division crown. 3 teams get in the playoffs: Pitts, Balt, Cinci."

And the only one who thought the browns would finish ahead of the bengals was a browns fan himself. I thought you said everyone thought we were losers and sucked on that site. Its quite the contrary
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Kudos!!! I new you could find the 2 bungle fans out of those 21 pages
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:27 PM']Kudos!!! I new you could find the 2 bungle fans out of those 21 pages
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I breifly went as well...

"Cleveland finishing ahead of Cincinnati is a pipe drream."

that was written by a Browns fan. At least some of you know the truth.
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Those were steelers fans and fans of teams not even in the afc north. like i said talk to me about how the browns are this years chargers and how they're gonna beat us week 1 and also beat us the second time they play us and sweep us for the year. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

and i didnt look through 21 pages. all those quotes were on the first page dumbass.
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[quote name='Jamie_B' date='Jul 1 2005, 02:30 PM']I breifly went as well...

"Cleveland finishing ahead of Cincinnati is a pipe drream."

that was written by a Browns fan. At least some of you know the truth.
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Clearly one of your own.Check out the (sp) in the text.

Next............
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:45 PM']Clearly one of your own.Check out the (sp) in the text.

Next............
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riiiiiiight. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 02:45 PM']Clearly one of your own.Check out the (sp) in the text.

Next............
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did you ever get the chance to read your first post... just wondering :rolleyes:

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c'mon latblue. I'm tryin to get some real smack talk outta your bitch ass. I hope that website wasnt supposed to be your knockout blow to us bengal fans cause it was pretty weak. They dissed the browns more than the bengals on that site. Here, I'll help you out. You can talk about how trent dilfer won a superbowl meaning he is a god and is unstoppable. or you could talk bout how carson palmer threw 18 ints his first year playing even though peyton manning through more his first year playing and look at where he is now. And you could say how Braylon Edwards is gonna tear us up cause rookie recievers always dominate right? There I got you started now finish with some real quality smack. Not that pussy shit you keep sayin
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so hows AOL been treatin ya? i hear their service is bar none :ninja:


Request: 172.165.221.97
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Address: 22000 AOL Way
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PostalCode: 20166
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[quote name='BengalBacker' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:57 PM']Damn this is lame.
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[quote name='BengalBacker' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:57 PM']Damn this is lame.
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especially since the kid is probably only like 9 years old...... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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One of local newspaper editors compared the buttholes chances of winning anything ,was like pee wee herman getting an oscar.At least your local paper can handle the truth.The rest of are division will own you guys.Lewis is not Jesus.Don't you go to church?
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:08 PM']One of local newspaper editors compared the buttholes chances of winning anything ,was like pee wee herman getting an oscar.At least your local paper can handle the truth.The rest of are division will own you guys.Lewis is not Jesus.Don't you go to church?
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 04:16 PM']I could talk some real football,but I have one rule.You have to make it to the playoffs every decade and a half.
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[quote name='latblue' date='Jul 1 2005, 03:08 PM']One of local newspaper editors compared the buttholes chances of winning anything ,was like pee wee herman getting an oscar.At least your local paper can handle the truth.The rest of are division will own you guys.Lewis is not Jesus.Don't you go to church?
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And that guy's word means something because? After we make the playoffs he'll look pretty dumb. Thats all that means. And since you love quoting supposed know-it-alls, how about I'll quote Sterling Sharpe from NFL Network.
"The AFC North is an interesting division. There's three teams that could make the playoffs..............then there are the browns."

Since you love media quotes so much you can suck on that. But not the way you do to your dad. That would just be nasty
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Articles/quotes from [i][b]actual[/b][/i] NFL analysts pimping the Bengals........

[quote]I agree, and with that being said, I thought I would look at the Cardinals (6-10), Lions (6-10), Raiders (5-11), Bengals (8-8) and Texans (7-9) -- five teams with a combined 2004 record of 32-48 and a chance to change things around. What can they do to stress their opponents and give them the best chance for a winning record?

These teams are entering the 2005 season with expectations for improvement and a legitimate run at the playoffs. I asked a prominent defensive coordinator what could these five teams do that would be most problematic for opponents. We looked at their personnel groupings that would put the best players on the field, get the ball in the hands of the playmakers, stress the opposing defenses, and be prepared to play from behind.[/quote]
[url="http://nfl.com/news/story/8607119"]http://nfl.com/news/story/8607119[/url]

[quote]Offensively, the Bengals have all the makings of a 10-win playoff team. They have the quarterback in Palmer who can compete against Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Chad Pennington, Ben Roethlisberger and others in the AFC. The Bengals have a 1,454-yard runner in Rudi Johnson. They have a Pro Bowl receiver in Chad Johnson who should improve on his 2004 numbers (1,274 yards, nine touchdowns). Third-round choice Chris Henry, a wideout, is also drawing buzz because he appears to be the big-play third option the Bengals had been hoping for in Kelley Washington.[/quote]
[quote]The energy and excitement created by Pollack and Thurman put the Bengals' defense in position to jump into the top 10.

The Bengals are indeed ready to take the next step.[/quote]
[url="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=2096905"]John Clayton on the Bengals[/url]

[quote]The sleeper with the best chance to reach expectations is Carson Palmer, who has all the tools and talent around him to become a solid No. 1 Fantasy field general. The former Heisman Award winner threw for a combined 1,000 yards with 11 touchdowns in is final four starts last season and looked more like an experienced veteran than a quarterback with nine previous career starts.

The Bengals have a ton of talent on offense with Rudi Johnson in the backfield and wide receivers Chad Johnson, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Peter Warrick and Kelley Washington in the pass attack, so Palmer should have great support from the run and be allowed to air it out the entire season.[/quote]
[url="http://www.nfl.com"]www.nfl.com[/url]

[quote]Watch out AFC North, here they come ready or not![/quote]
[url="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8596067"]NFL.com's Pat Kirwan once again pimping the Bengals[/url]

[quote]The Bengals are the sleeper team to unseat the Patriots as AFC champs[/quote]
Chris Mortenson during NFL draft


[b]If you can find any articles or quotes NOT written by some drunken Browns fan on a message board that predicts the Browns will finish any higher than DEAD LAST in the division, I will give you mad props.[/b]
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